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Same smartäss nerd. Different scene. Tech necromancer. Baby comic. Sarcasm! Pro-choice. Pro-human rights. she/her. Chicago-esque. Un uh dem leeebrals.

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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Let’s try to make sure that Todd Blanche has a terrible day
From kate_forthepeople:
LOUISIANA: Call Bill Cassidy on *repeat* and tell him to oppose Blanche's nomination. Do not say
"it doesn't matter". Murkowski and Collins are official "no's". We need *one* more. 202-224-5824
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The most truthful thing Lindsey Graham ever said. (The options for this category are scant)
Sen. Lindsey Graham on May 3, 2016:

“If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed......and we will deserve it.”
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Normally I’d put someone on my own moderation list for adding me to their silly list, but I just can’t disagree with this one. 😂
has added you to the "Hates People Who Use
VR Al Crypto Smartglasses NFTs
Bitcoin" moderation list
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I thought Stein was gone for good, but Putin’s payment system must still be working. Maybe if she sees her shadow she’ll run back into her hole.
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Elon Musk’s daughter corroborated his whereabouts for the time reference in the Epstein files.
vivllainous • ® 20h
I'm just going to speak directly instead of being vague and cryptic. I can confirm we were in St Barth's at the time specified in the emails, and therefore I believe they are authenticvivllainous • ® 20h
This has basically already been confirmed through his attempts to paint them as out of context (denial is a river in Egypt). I knew nothing about the e-mails previously so I'm learning about everything at the same time as y'all. If there's any other information I learn that I can corroborate I will do so
2/3

vivllainous • o 20h
Literally what the fuck is my life lol
3/3
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This one 👇.
Donald J. Trump 0Ф
@realDonaldTrump
* • BREAKING: Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard has just released HUNDREDS OF BOMBSHELL RUSSIAGATE DOCUMENTS proving that Barack Obama personally ordered CIA agents to manufacture false intelligence on President Trump and was actively
"working with the enemy" to undermine and erode Americans' confidence in our democracy and President Trump's LANDSLIDE 2016
VICTORY. This was a coup attempt by Barack Hussein Obama and his cronies... As Jesse Watters said "Whatever happens to these guys is not revenge... it's accountability. And it's time for people to pay the price."
ARREST OBAMA NOW!
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Collins Scale of Concern
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
“All it would take to end the murder of American citizens by an untrained government goon squad is 16 Republicans in Congress voting with Dems to defund ICE (or 23 to impeach and remove Trump - 3 in House & 20 in Senate). That's it. 23 Americans can vote for the public and end all of this.”
“G Elliott Morris• @gelliottmorri... 
Reminder: All it would take to end the murder of American citizens by an untrained government goon squad is 16
Republicans in Congress voting with Dems to defund ICE (or 23 to impeach and remove Trump - 3 in House & 20 in Senate). That's it. 23 Americans can vote for the public and end all of this.”
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Update:
Kellie Meyer V @KellieMeyerNews
• •
BREAKING: AF1 returning to JBA after a minor electrical issue, a senior WH official tells me
tonight.
POTUS WILL BOARD A different aircraft and continue to Switzerland.
"After takeoff, the AF1 crew identified a minor electrical issue. Out of an abundance of caution, AF1 is returning to Joint Base Andrews.
The President and team will board a different aircraft and continue on to Switzerland."
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Medical crisis? Military threat? Ran out of Diet Coke? AF1 just unexpectedly turned back to the US.
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
James Cook, an attorney with the Burris Firm in Oakland, CA, is on the ground in Minneapolis trying to assist with detainees. He’s working with the local Lawyers Guild. If someone you know is being detained, contact him. John Cook 415-350-3393
James Cook, an attorney with the Burris Firm in Oakland, CA, is on the ground in Minneapolis trying to assist with detainees. He’s working with the local Lawyers Guild.  If someone you know is being detained, contact him. 

John Cook
415-350-3393
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The 348 million population of the US includes children, the elderly, and physically impaired. The more realistic number is ~180 million. If the regime declares Martial Law and turns the entire military (stateside) against Americans, that’s ~ +1 million. The odds are still heavily against them.
The number of Gestapo in Germany was 32,000. The population was 70 million.
That's one Gestapo for every 2200 citizens.
The number of ICE agents is 20,000. The population of the US is 348 million. That's one ICE agent for every 17,000 citizens.
There are more of us.
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Current House composition:
R) 218
D) 213
Vacancies) 4
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
NM. I withdraw the assertion. It’s a replica. He didn’t steal it. At least we can point to one single tangible thing Trump didn’t steal
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Retirement bound or not facing reelection in 2026 They’re betting voters have short memories. They do.
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Especially since…
Reuters: 
US layoffs for October surge to two-decade high, Challenger data shows
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
This seat could flip blue. Help Aftyn Behn win on Dec 2
TN-7 Congressional Election 

EARLY IN -PERSON VOTING
Nov. 12th - 26th

ELECTION DAY
Dec. 2nd
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
All of this 👇
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Google AI went a little nuts and sent me a notification 20min ago that Mandami won NYC mayor’s race in a landslide. AI WTF
From Google on 11-2-2025: “Zohran Mamdani is elected mayor of New York City in a landslide victory - Provide a detailed summary”
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Have a safe and fun Halloween everyone! www.instagram.com/reel/DPhZYdn...
The Monster Slash song
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
From southwestrapidresponse on insta
ALERTA
COMUNITARIA
10/23- 12PM
El Equipo de Respuesta Rápida del Suroeste confirmó la presencia de agentes federales en bridgeport y mckinley park
Se identificó a los agentes conduciendo estos vehiculos:
Beige/silver GMC Denali FE79836
Black Ford Expedition KGH1080
Grey Chevy Tahoe FF71251
Grey Wagoneer 9726450
Si cree haber visto actividad de ICE, llame a la línea directa de la Red de Apoyo Familiar de Illinois al (855) 435-7693.COMMUNITY
ALERT
10/23 - 12PM
The Southwest Rapid Response Team confirmed federal agents actively between bridgeport and mckinley park
The following vehicles were identified as ICE and circling neighborhood:
Beige/silver GMC Denali FE79836
Black Ford Expedition KGH1080
Grey Chevy Tahoe FF71251
Grey Wagoneer 9726450
If you believe you see ICE activity, call the Illinois Family Support Network Hotline at
(855) 435-7693.
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
According to @anthonyclark.bsky.social, writer and former Hill staffer, it’s a short list. open.substack.com/pub/lastcamp...
The only people who may administer the oath of office to a Representative-elect are:
• The Speaker of the House
• An elected®-not appointed -Speaker
Pro Tempore
• Someone whom the House, by resolution, designates
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Can confirm. It’s the “Yes, and…” gang. Killing with comedy.
moonraker0022:

“Kash Patel: 1 in 5 Chicagoans is in a gang.

Reality: 1 in 5 Chicagoans is in an improv troupe.”
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Frog reporting for duty #NoKings
Person wearing frog costume
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Researchers at Sweden's University of Gothenburg and at the University of Liverpool in the UK found that more than half of all authoritarian shifts were followed by shifts toward democratization. And in the last 30 years, that number was nearly three-fourths. What's more, some 90% of U-turns led to greater democratization in the end.
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
This story about Trump is something else. Both hilarious and kind of EWW! www.instagram.com/reel/DPhLfc_...
Screenshot of Conan O’Brian and Marc Maron share stories of Trump while appearing on TV shows
Click link for video from Reels
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Noem had to leave abruptly when the timer ran out for her face.
Scene from South Park:  Kristi Noem’s face sliding off of her head, trying to escape her awful self.
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
“…. If you have a Republican member of Congress, either House or Senate, please take time to - as visibly as possible, whether on Xitter, a poster by their office, over a beer with your MAGAt brother, or at least in a call to their office — to push back on one of these claims. …”
Every single Republican, starting from Trump's Wormtongue, is claiming that the Americans who rely on ACA are "illegal." It's an atrocious claim, and those who do rely on ACA should easily be able to demonstrate how grotesque this is.
If you have a Republican member of Congress, either House or Senate, please take time to - as visibly as possible, whether on Xitter, a poster by their office, over a beer with your MAGAt brother, or at least in a call to their office — to push back on one of these claims. If you rely on ACA, post a picture of yourself with your military medals or your "I voted" sticker.
You won't convince them. You'll raise the political price of this cynical bullshit.
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
From: @wouter.vanjoolingen.nl
Matt @repeat1789.bsky.social • 54m
• Joined Nov '24
How much worse would the world be when Vance fully reveals how evil he really is? He's Thiel's puppet.

• • •
Wouter van Joolingen @woute... • 33m
YOu have to sweep the stairs from the top
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Keyboard warrior here 👇 Tells me I’m doing nothing while his profile says he left the US at first sign of trouble. 🤦‍♀️ Do yourselves a favor and yeet this account.
YouGoAhead
@yougoahead.bsky.social
Well, YOU sit there and fold your hands. YOU did all this. YOU sat home and didn't go vote. Guess what, plenty of Americans live abroad, but now I'm even ashamed to admit who I am.
Disgusting. YOU allowed a 34-time felon take reign, go word another great letter and lick your Great Leader's boots.YouGoAhead
@yougoahead.bsky.social
724 followers 460 following 2.9K posts
Profile pic not mine. This is not me.
She/her.
I love Yunho and democracy. Moved out from USA after elections 2024. Will not live under nazi regime. You make your choice. NO FOLLOW FOR FOLLOW
Everyone in US needs to wake up and experience the damage.
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
CALL MIKE JOHNSON'S OFFICE. OR VISIT HIS OFFICES
DC: 521 Cannon House Office
Building Washington, DC 20515
Phone: 202-225-2777

Ruston: 401 N. Trenton St.Ruston, LA
71270, Phone: 318-497-6610

DeRidder: 337-226-6385

Bossier City: 318-840-0309

REICH-WING WATCH
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
😂🤣😂
WaterWench:  when did guys start engraving bullets?

scottinjupiter: when the fbi bought a laser engraver
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Or this…
Donald Trump’s letter to Jeffrey Epstein for Epstein’s birthday book featuring the body of an underage girl and Trump’s signature suggestive of pubic hair
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
“A Retired FBI Agent’s Advice on Fighting Authoritarianism” Mike German has retired but he leaves us with this key bit of guidance… State and Local law enforcement agencies can end their partnerships with the Feds. Stop working with Fed Agents harming their communities
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Strongmen tend to start out with high approval numbers which slowly decay over time. Trump is already in the toilet on approval across the country
Chart of US States showing extremely low approval ratings for Trump
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Mama Nena @mamanena.bsky.so...
IKR the same company that fought desantis is laying down and rolling over for sweet potato jesus.

Church of game. @churchofgam... 
I don't know who sweet potato Jesus is but it sounds like an insult to sweet potatoes and Jesus
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Oddly perfect play button placement
Elon Musk image from a video clip with the clip’s play button looking like a Hitler mustache under Elon’s nose
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Where are they from? They’re not local. NPR reporting said they were from LA www.nprillinois.org/illinois/202...
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
“Despite $30-40 billion in enterprise investment into GenAl, this report uncovers a surprising result in that 95% of organizations are getting zero return.” mlq.ai/media/quarte...
Excerpt from the MIT report, “Despite $30-40 billion in enterprise investment into GenAl, this report uncovers a surprising result in that 95% of organizations are getting zero return”
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Good job, Chicago!! #WorkersOverBillionaires
Chicago Workers Over Billionaires Labor
Day march with inflatable Trump balloon Chicago Workers Over Billionaires Labor
Day marchChicago Workers Over Billionaires Labor
Day march crowd sceneChicago Workers Over Billionaires Labor
Day march crowd scene
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
The Susan Collins “Scale of Concern” chart with the following levels ranked low to high:
- Not Concerned
- Mildly Concerned 
- Moderately Concerned 
- Severely Concerned 
- Troubled 
- Disappointed
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Trump has lost the majority of his cases
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Trump and wife, Ivanna in photo of a Leningrad palace that looks like the inspiration to Trump’s recent gold-adorned changes to the Oval Office.
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
This can’t be a coincidence that he said this today. “Trump says JD Vance is his ‘most likely’ successor.”
“Trump says JD Vance is his ‘most likely’ successor.” From @SpectatorIndex on Twitter/X
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
i2.wp.com/inspire.eaa....
People climbing up a long staircase to the last helicopter out after the Fall of Saigon
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
BTW extra stars for the Bowie reference. i.discogs.com/zNQSCcZKNTr_...
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
A Miami Herald reporter has the names of people being held in the Everglades Concentration Camp.
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
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Tech Witch @techwitch.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I’d like to help make a general strike happen, but if you’re expecting people to sign up for an org fighting the govt by providing personally identifying info & you can’t guarantee you can shield that info from the govt, don’t require it in the signup. Nix the phone & zip Generalstrikeus.com
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