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Techsmith314

@techsmith314.bsky.social
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Canadian - Just trying to make some harmless fun for the internet while I'm here. Content creator on Twitch, TikTok, YouTube, Patreon, and more

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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I LOVE THESE SO MUCH THEY ARE SO CUTE!!
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Why haven't we invented laser glasses that automatically evaporate rain drops so us glasses-wearers can enjoy the rain
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Today on stream I am gonna be playing "Shadowman" A game that came out in 1999 that I played on release day Does it hold up? Not sure! But I sure as fuck am gonna find out. Journey to the past with me! twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Hey folks! I'm doing a bit of Fast Food Simulator today Really reminds me of my days back working in real fast food at McDonald's and A&W in Canada back in the early 2000's High pressure, high stress, low pay, gotta study for that grade 10 pop quiz tomorrow twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
If it were more commonly accessible I would totally wear RGB clothing and I know that makes me a bad person, but you gotta understand that if I could take a pill and walk around looking like I just turned super saiyan with power waves coming out of me, I'm the kind of sicko that would do that.
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Good morning folks! Gonna start Sonic X Shadow Generations today I don't really know much about sonic other than I just watched the movies the other week But I like the little blue guy that goes fast, and the game is supposed to be great, so let's give it a shot! twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Legitimately a fantastic game. I enjoyed streaming it and folks enjoyed watching it but I would have loved this game even if I had played it offline purely for my own enjoyment
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
A ghost movie where a person dies and their ghost wakes up and is immediately surrounded by a billion billion dinosaur ghosts and the person realizes they are no longer at the top of the food chain I call it Jurassic Parkergeist
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
A toothbrush but instead of a brush at the end it has an AI-controlled little hand with brushes for fingertips that you stick in your mouth and let that thing just go to town
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Hey there bud, have a real good christmas there eh? Or yknow, any old kinda day there bud. Just hopin ya have a good one Or, as the kids say: Have a skibbidy rizzler no cap!
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Been watching all of the Star Trek series and just finished episode 1 of Enterprise I love all star trek, especially all the theme songs, but man that Enterprise theme song is a friggin STINKER. Gimme back my horns and strings and NO ONE SINGS DURING A STAR TREK INTRO YA FRICKS
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Hey folks! Today I am trying out Infinity Nikki on stream! It looks too-cute to be taken seriously, but the joke's on them because I happen to love Spy x Family and think Anya Forger is the cutest gosh dang person ever BRING ON THE CUTE AND ANIME AND OUTFITS twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Monster Hunter @monsterhunter.capcomusa.com · 19/12/2024
Join us on Dec 19, 6am PT/2pm GMT for the Monster Hunter Wilds - Pre-Launch Community Update! The Community Team will be joined by #MHWilds director Yuya Tokuda to discuss the improvements & adjustments in the works for launch. youtu.be/tWqiYSA-t8E
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Monster Hunter Wilds - Pre-Launch Community Update
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
New Helldivers 2 enemy faction shadow-dropped during last nights game awards! Milton and I are gonna check it out today, gosh I love an excuse to go back to that game DEATH, FREEDOM, AND MORE DEATH! twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Turok and Onimusha blows my mind, these are some of the real golden oldies coming back!
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Doing one more day of Path of Exile 2 before I move on to more variety of stuff for stream! I currently have a level 25 witch, 24 sorceress, 22 warrior, 22 mercenary, and another 22 sorceress and I'm pretty sure this game is gonna be my obsession until Monster Hunter Wilds twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I've said it on stream but here is the official announcement! I will be teaming up with 3 other content creators to raise money for Hope For The Day! We will be driving mental health awareness and support, December 15th, aiming to raise $30,000! (can you tell which one is me in the image?)
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Good morning folks! Today on stream I will be using the digital audio workspace called "FL Studio" to make a "Tech Jam" (this is just a music track with audio clips from my steam in it for some laughs) It's super easy to make a silly little song, so come on over and learn! twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Everything is either uphill or downhill Think about it, no two places are at exactly the same height, and no flat surface can be perfectly flat. Everything is either uphill or downhill. Hell, your feet are on two different god damned hills!
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
The night is dark and deep The people they but sleep A morning moon A rising sun The Gamer marks them and swears "one more run" The people wake from their slumber The world rocks as they creak and lumber The people toil And pay no mind To The Gamer who needs no sleep while on the grind
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Good morning folks! Gonna be playing some Path of Exile 2 on stream today YES just like every other streamer and their mom The difference here though is that I'm really cute twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Hey there bud that there Path of Exile 2's a pretty good game there bud
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Did I stay up past my bedtime fishing in The Angler? Why yes I did and I FRIGGIN CAUGHT BIG LARRY (This is a cheap phone camera picture of my steam deck screen in bed I'm an old man)
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Hey folks! Today we are going to continue more of Cryptmaster but then we will be hopping over to some really great new DLC for theHunter: Call of the Wild New park, new dog, new guns, and skeet shooting! Come on over and check out the great #sponsored stuff! twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I think part of the magic of snow is that it makes the night so bright. No more shadows for monsters to hide in. All the majesty and beauty of the night with none of the terror.
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
So, my favourite monster in the Monster Hunter series is Nergigante. Is there any chance he comes back for Wilds, or was he a "World's only" kinda guy? Also, what's your favourite monster based on aesthetics only?
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving to the folks that celebrate it down in the USA! For stream I will be playing Cryptmaster! Apparently it's a weird little adventure where you get to SAY or TYPE words and the words have some sort of big effect? Sounds weird, let's try it! twitch.tv/techsmith314
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JR3DFUL @jr3dful.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
You too can shake your very own rat! Check out #RATSHAKER on Steam today! store.steampowered.com/app/3290710/... #indiedev #unreal #ue5 #gamedev #unrealengine #unrealengine5
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Another Tuesday, Another Baldur's Gate 3 day! Gettin REAL close to the end of the game. I have been playing this game for so long I don't remember what Tuesdays are like WITHOUT Baldur's Gate 3. Let's push on through this last bit and tie a bow on this story twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Today on stream I will be giving a squirrel a gun I am the squirrel I am also the gun Nothing could go wrong twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Having cinnamon buns in the house is like having coupons for 5 minutes of good time. It's never a bad time when you're eating a cinnamon bun.
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Man, has there ever been a better video game sound than the home run smash with the baseball bat on Super Smash Bros?
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Good morning folks! Another Bop Bop Friday! Gonna continue playing through Enshrouded with MiltonTPike1 Will we find another basic enemy 12 levels higher than us to fight for an hour for no real purpose other than to feel like big strong champions again? Very likely yes. twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Good morning! I am gonna be playing a bit more of the 2 dimensional souls-like game "Void Sols" today Somethin about big bosses beatin the hell outta me until I rise up like a champion with my hero music blasting just really does it for me with these games twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
By the way, just so you know I know *exactly* how much of a cringey millenial old fuckin man it makes me when I post gifs. I know they're not cool. And I don't judge you for not being able to recognize the incredible level of wit and cleverness it takes to make the gif choices that I make
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Good morning folks! Still poking around at some fun variety stuff for another day before we get into another big playthrough Taking a peek at Void Sols today. It said "it's a dark souls-like-" and then I stopped reading because I had already purchased it twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Good morning! It's a Bop Bop Friday, which means I play games with my lil bop bop (that means "little brother" you sick fucks and I mean my actual brother) Gonna be playing Enshrouded with him, which I have only ever just barely uplayed. Should be a frickin blast! twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Good morning folks! Gonna be finishing up Dollmare (waaaay scarier than I thought it was gonna be) then I'll fire up some Webfishing and maybe some fishing with chat. Gonna be doing some more cutesy variety stuff for a bit after that ultra heavy Silent Hill 2 twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I am forcing myself to exercise tonight and I want HUGE amounts of praise and congratulations for it. I am doing this EXCLUSIVELY for the engagement farming and I don't think it will make me feel ANY better. Will update after exercise.
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Good morning folks! After our little detour, we are back on the Silent Hill train today We are deep in the weird shit now, nothing makes sense, I wonder if it'll all get explained at all by the end WHY IS THERE A LADY THAT LOOKS LIKE OUR WIFE BUT ISN'T BUT MAYBE IS?!?? twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Good morning folks! It's Tuesday which means it's a day for playing Baldur's Gate 3 on stream! I've beaten most of my partys' final story lines and I am now on to exploring more of the final story in the big city Come on by to watch me absolutely CRUSH all the fights twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I want a lava lamp with REAL lava
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Good morning folks! Gonna have a chill little Friday, do a bit of variety gaming so it's not all silent hill insanity Checking out Fruitbus at the start, and we will see where we go from there! Come on over, I got lurkbait fishing going so you can fish on your Friday twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Hey folks! Gonna be playing some more Silent Hill 2 today I will be making a little statement about the current state of affairs at the start of stream, then we will be moving quickly and swiftly towards the puzzles that I need you to solve for me twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Hey folks! Today returns my Baldur's Gate 3 days! Every Tuesday I make progress on my BG3 file, and chat chooses all the dialogue options. So really it's chats playthrough. Took a small break for a few weeks and uh...does anyone remember what the hell we were doing?! twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Nightwalker* 🇵🇸🤲 @thenightwalker.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Fan art I did for Monsters Ain't Real DnD campaign's Volos created by @techsmith314.bsky.social
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Hey folks! Day 2 of my Silent Hill 2 playthrough Haven't touched this game since original release (good lord I am old) so it's fun to see which pieces I remember and which I don't. Overall the game is 10/10 so far, just as fun as I remember! twitch.tv/techsmith314
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Farewell Monster Hunter Wilds beta. You were lit af frfr ong no cap on that stack
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
There are three phases of monster hunter: Phase 1: oh god I am so sorry guys I am so fucking bad I three carted the whole team Phase 2: hey, oop sorry, yeah no I don't contribute much but I don't fail the mission for us! Phase 3: YOU WANT SOME?! COME GET IT BIG BOY
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Techsmith314 @techsmith314.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
My favourite part of halloween night is knowing my house is loaded with so much candy that no kid shall go without a handful But also my favourite is that my lovely wife will answer the terrifying door and deal with the scary children and give them the candy while I hide away from all humans
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