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Derek B , retired grumpy old git

@technologht.bsky.social
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The self appointed leader of the Scottish branch of the orange cockwomble hating society

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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 7h
Just exactly how much Spandex is attempting to hold that excuse for a body into a shape somewhat resembling a woman
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 18h
Something not right here I thought that plane was grounded for ,ahem " planned maintenance "
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 18h
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Wanna Play Zombies? Call of Duty Monkey Bomb
ALT: Wanna Play Zombies? Call of Duty Monkey Bomb
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shut the fuck up you're the most hated orange shitgibbon on the planet .
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
First words out of the democrat president in 2028 should be. GET THAT SHIT OFF OF THE WALLS THEN WE GET TO WORK
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It was those penguins and polar bears looking for a boat in the desert that got me
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As per usual nothing , needs someone with a spine to say that's enough just arrest and convict her now ,this crap is getting beyond ridiculous
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who's got the 3rd world shithole country now , greatest country in the world ,yeah right at some things
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are you fucking serious just why were penguins in the desert looking for a fucking boat ,you ignorant twats
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Try watching the drummer Caesar the with golden earring playing radar love live at Amsterdam 2009 it will blow your mind
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And you don't even have to say who you are talking about that's how hated the orange shitgibbon is world wide
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At the very minimum , federal charges next
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PrairiePaladin @prairiepaladin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They came ,they looked and went FUCK THAT WE ARE OUTTA HERE
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Mariah 🇺🇸🦋🇺🇸🦋🇺🇸🦋 @mariahbrown.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Please state the nature of your medical emergency.
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AtlantaDon💙🏳️‍🌈💙🏳️‍🌈💙 @donshantajr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#Blues
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just ask Boston about the Scottish
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Where's the menu Just scan the qr code What Just scan it What with Your phone I don't have one It's amazing how quickly a menu appears Works Every time
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just remember both of the designated af1 planes are in Dublin at the same time so double that price
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just incase dumb stupid ignorant maga twats don't understand it , it spells cunt ie your orange shitgibbon
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He's got to have the most punchable face ever ,join the queue
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And the civilised world says just what the hell is 9 .25 , it's the 25th of the 9th month you ignorant twats
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Damn you are as bad as the orange shitgibbon , THEY ARE WIND TURBINES , NOT BLOODY WINDMILLS
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sit back have a cigarette and wait for gravity to take it's course , shouldn't take long
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's not possible to find evidence of something that never existed ,you know like talking snakes and penguins in the desert looking for an ark, and idiots still believe in some 2000 year old book of fairy tales,what a load of bollocks
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I can see his golf course from my house so I had to pay it a visit
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If storm Dolly takes out mar-a-pedo , I will open my bottle of whisky reserved for when the orange shitgibbon meets his maker , I can always get another one , COME ON DOLLY
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Robin 🦋 @robinh2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just a common sense suggestion ,stop building your houses in flood planes ,just what is wrong with you Americans FFS you even build houses out of wood in tornado alley , weird people
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Is the orange shitgibbon on his way to Aberdeen in Scotland again as I've just seen 4 large 4 engined American military transporters flying over my house and one of them just messed up the landing and had to do a go around ,also a large military helicopter what is going on does anyone know.
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Team ? There's enough people there for 5 teams ,did you not watch the world cup .
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Did none of these morons even watch a single game in the world cup or see reports about us Scottish fans to actually learn how to chant and how to support your team ,did we not teach you anything.
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Can't Americans build anything that can stand the test of time ,in Europe we've got buildings that are hundreds of years old and will last for 100s more , 100 year old is a new build ,just what are you Americans doing wrong
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
And just exactly why aren't they all 100 % at least 35 % of Americans are stupid c#nts
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Why can't Americans do what we did here in Aberdeen Scotland when the orange shitgibbon complained about the turbines being built beside his golf course we just told him to fuck off and built them anyway , America,grow a pair ffs
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
And I thought Canadians were intelligent ,they are not windmills they are wind TURBINES
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msesq.bsky.social @msesq.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
HOA karens having heart attacks
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
First drone cuts a hole with a laser Second drone flies in knocks on door Hi bombagram .BOOM , simple
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The whole of America should consider it's self lucky thanks to the orange shitgibbon most of us here in Europe are paying the equivalent of $10 to $12 a gallon
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
But you're in englandshire of course you have to pay , I live in a civilized country , SCOTLAND it's free
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Wait hold up a second are you telling me that you actually have to pay to get vaccinated are you serious ,what kind of 3rd world country are you living in ,where I live all vaccines and prescriptions are totally free
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Says the spinster virgin cat lady who believes in an invisible sky daddy and a 2000 year old book of fairy tales ,,he has every right to fucking swear as much as he wants after the way him and his father were treated by the orange shitgibbon
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
What's that you've got written on your left hand , breathe in And on your right hand , breathe out Wouldn't surprise me , how the hell do these idiots survive
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sounds good to me
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Can someone let me know if they are actually changing people to get into this shit show
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Derek B , retired grumpy old git @technologht.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Know the feeling
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
THIS 👇 HERE TOO.......
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