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Leah✨

@technicleah.bsky.social
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Mom and software dev in Midwest 🇺🇸🙃 AuDHD. Here for data, laughs, pretty pictures, crafty things.

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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This will forever be associated with him
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Name tag is huge so that it’s readable in smaller images… my daughter requested a phone wallpaper.
Phone wallpaper with pink bows and a black Maltipoo, with a pink background
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Timelapse! I gave up on having his tongue stick out.
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Day 4 of Procreate. I’m officially gonna marry it. I made Buddy 💜🐾
An illustration of a little, black Maltipoo wearing a collar that says, “Buddy”
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I drew a couch last night. It took several hours. It still needs improvement. But, not bad!
Illustration of a cream colored sofa with navy stripes
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not a photo but I drew a cute little hungry mouse 💜
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy Fall! I made you this adorable mouse and biblically accurate, caked-up pumpkin
An illustration of a CAKED UP pumpkin and adorable mouseA close-up of the cute, hungry mouse
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Oh.
a stick figure guy cries and flips the bird, because it’s true
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Sign reading: “Let’s Go Blood Clot 2025”
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
the svelte, dignified silhouette of Peter Griffin
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Maybe for this reason?
Wrecktangle Pizza is at Wrecktangle

Pizza is comfort, Wrecktangle is friendship, and all locations are open today. If you need somewhere safe to gather, we are here. Through the rest of this week, we will be donating one 13" thin crust wrad frozen pizza FOR EVERY SINGLE Wrecktangle Pizza sold through any of our locations. We are partnering with organizations that will safely & confidentially distribute these frozen meals to friends & families affected by the increased ICE presence in our community. Stay safe, we love you!
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
TO THE BANANAPHONE 🍌
@raffi_music posed:

“regime change in America 🇺🇸“
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
This year has taught me that no matter how bad things seem

They can absolutely get worse
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I think she just wanted her medical bills covered. But her injuries were horrific. This is from the wiki page
The plaintiff, Stella Liebeck (1912–2004),[2] a 79-year-old woman, purchased hot coffee from a McDonald's restaurant, accidentally spilled it in her lap, and suffered third-degree burns in her pelvic region. She was hospitalized for eight days while undergoing skin grafting, followed by two years of medical treatment. Liebeck sought to settle with McDonald's for $20,000 to cover her medical expenses. When McDonald's refused, Liebeck's attorney filed suit in the U.S. District Court for the District of New Mexico, accusing McDonald's of gross negligence.
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I don’t know why the image is showing up wonky. 2nd attempt

“PRESIDENT TRUMP ORDERS BOMBING OF STRATEGIC PLACES IN VENEZUELA'S TERRITORY”
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Univision confirming. “PRESIDENT TRUMP ORDERS BOMBING OF STRATEGIC PLACES IN VENEZUELA'S TERRITORY”
Headline on Univision News:

“EL PRESIDENTE TRUMP ORDENA BOMBARDEOS A LUGARES ESTRATÉGICO EN TERRITORIO DE VENEZUELA”

“PRESIDENT TRUMP ORDERS BOMBING OF STRATEGIC PLACES IN VENEZUELA'S TERRITORY”
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
that’s new
“facefucker”
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
sounds accurate
my Miriam-Webster 2026 dictionary word: bed rotting
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
🙃
Not Found

Account has been suspended
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
😆😭
2 skeets by the same user:

“is this how i find out she’s dead”
“oh my GOD”

re: Brigitte Bardot
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
grand theft auto font: “mistletoast”
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
had to do it
grand theft auto font: “mistletoast”
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
💕💕💕
Zendaya smiling at something heartwarming on her phone screen
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I’m gonna assume yes, because these are
Ad blaming the wife for her husband’s terrible behavior. All marital problems are magically solved by using Lysol as a doucheAd blaming the wife for her husband’s terrible behavior. All marital problems are magically solved by using Lysol as a douche
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Video unavailable
This video contains content from
Paramount Global (Events), who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Well, thank you, Mitt
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Wrapping presents. Totally fine. FINE
Carol Sturka reacting to the news that the very nice zombies would give her a bomb to use, if she requested one
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Jerry,
A bus whose destination reads, “NO? ?? ???????”
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
This was fun to read, especially since CBS won’t be getting my eyeballs anytime soon
CBS News employees who spoke with The Independent said Weiss serving as moderator, an unusual move for most newsroom executives, was "embarrassing" and "revealed that all she really wants is to be on TV herself.""It doesn't get more toe-curling than this," one staffer said.
"David Ellison must be mortified by his $150 million investment in someone who's so quickly revealed themselves to be the most shallow, least interesting person in TV news."
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
you don’t have to do this, man. just let these particular hairs go. ✂️
Rubio’s hairline clinging desperately to strays
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
hear me out:
Fundie the Hutt (Kim Davis)
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
stress baking to stick it to the man 🧈 🍌 🍞
a lucious loaf of homemade banana bread
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The red hoodie:
Man dressed in a red pirate’s costume.
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Sam Altman (on Jimmy Fallon’s show) saying that he can’t imagine raising his newborn without ChatGPT. Normal stuff.
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
“The Bomber: Terror of World War II” sounds like it was narrated by Terrence and Philip (complementary, BUDDY)
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
picture of the staff who operate my bsky account
Meatwad in an office cubicle. He’s wearing a collared shirt, tie, and glasses, and is on the phone, while having junk food and energy drinks
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Cartoon: in first frame, Guy is disgusted by what he sees on his computer screen

In second frame, he’s disgusted by his own raging boner in response to what he’s just seen on his computer screen
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
the minions bathing suit:
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
again I ask…
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
oh… oh no
Oliver Twist holds his bowl forward, asking, “PLEASE SIR” “MAY I HAVE SOME LESS”
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
my brother-in-law, in Switzerland, trying to buy groceries: “I just wanted to make a pie”
Item description on a shopping website:

Crisco Wholesome vegetable fat

Discreet packaging:
All products are delivered in non-transparent, neutral cardboard boxes.

Description:
The notorious frying fat from the USA - with its impressive gliding properties - especially suitable for fisting. Crisco is a highly oily lubricant and should not be used with latex condoms, gloves or similar.
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
A Barbie doll looking shocked and horrified
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
crone dinner™️ 💕 lasagna soup and garlic toast
A bowl of homemade lasagna soup mad ewith Italian sausage and ditalini pasta, and garlic toast on the side
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Snow Day! ❄️ We’re making stuff out of paper.
A fireplace mantel with a red, pink, orange, and blue paper chain and a giant white paper star draped across it.
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Stuffed pepper soup from the freezer coming in clutch this cozy evening. Also garlic cheddar biscuits. Mmmm
A bowl of homemade stuffed pepper soup, two small drop biscuits, and a napkin, on a table.
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