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TechnicallyOwen

@technicallyowen.bsky.social
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He/him the bloke with the hair, English man in New Hampshire. Pretentious Gobshite from Newcastle but lost my accent in the post. Knower of things. 45!

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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ADHD 3 drink minimum makes a lot more sense
THE ADHD EXPERIENCE OF HAVING THREE DRINKS AT ONCE

THE HYDRATION DRINK
Water bottle 

THE ENERGY/FOCUS DRINK
Iced coffee
THE DOPAMINE/JOY DRINK
Pink bubble drink with strawberry 🍓 
@SPEAKADHD
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Immediately got that Dr Manhattan edit in my head
Dr Manhattan a bald naked blue guy with a simplified hydrogen molecule on his forehead sits on a rock on Mars with 3 stars on the sky text reads It is 1996, we have a president born in 1946

It is 2006, we have a president born in 1946

It is 2016, we elected a president born in 1946

It is 2026, we have a president born in 1946
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Seems I wasn't following you now resolved
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is hilarious the lighting and expression make it look like the black daredevil suit is looking side eye at the red one and going WTF is that smell.
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I was going to buy the Perdue version they had at Walmart but they sold out super fast
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Great value high quality copper!
A statue of an unknown worshipper  often used to represent the Ur purveyor of copper of dubious quality Ea-nāṣir in modern day popular culture.
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This reminded me of the Vernor Vinge's 2006 rainbows end which is set in a 2025 where Internet companies are shreading entire university libraries to digitize them only a year off
Tiny flecks of white floated and swirled in the column of light. Snowflakes? But one landed on his hand: a fleck of paper.
And now the ripping buzz of the saw was still louder, and there was also the sound of a giant vacuum cleaner...

Brrrap! A tree shredder!

Ahead of him, everything was empty bookcases, skeletons. Robert went to the end of the aisle and walked toward the noise. The air was a fog of floating paper dust. In the fourth aisle, the space between the bookcases was filled with a pulsing fabric tube. The monster worm was brightly lit from within. At the other end, almost twenty feet away, was the worm's maw - the source of the noise... The raging maw was a "Navicloud custom debinder." The fabric tunnel that stretched out behind it was a "camera tunnel..." The shredded fragments of books and magazines flew down the tunnel like leaves in a tornado, twisting and tumbling. The inside of the fabric was stiched with thousands of tiny cameras. The shreds were being photographed again and again, from every angle and orientation, till finally the torn leaves dropped into a bin just in front of Robert.
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Actual alt text
This type of radical transparency was encouraged across agencies. At the CIA, according to a trans staffer who was fired in the aftermath of the chat leak, employees are subject to regular security interviews where they're encouraged to reveal personal and private details about their lives. The idea is that if any foreign adversary tries to use those details to blackmail them, they can honestly say "work already knows." But things have radically changed since January.

"In this administration, however, that trust has been broken and these personal details are now being weaponized to either encourage employees to quit, or undergo an embarrassing Personnel Review Board to determine their suitability for continued employment," the former staffer said. "Some employees are being fired with no reason given at all, and contractors caught up in the net have even fewer protections."

Before their termination, they said they witnessed a new culture of fear and humiliation, where certain staffers were given confusing orders that made it impossible to properly perform their jobs, to suddenly having their security clearances revoked and being walked out of the building by security.

"One common thread runs through many officers' stories: They are queer," this former staffer said. "Some participated in Agency-sponsored Pride events, some were members of Agency Resource Groups, some were out and had told their story to encourage other non-straight employees."

They said they believe the CIA is going after behaviors it can reclassify as "unsuitable" instead of firing employees for their sexual orientation-which is illegal- and, "they've essentially stolen countless professional intelligence officers from their mission areas...causing incredible morale and trust issues within the secluded vaults of American Intelligence."
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Miu miu found a new place to sleep
The gorgeous Miu Miu radiant in the light from the bathroom stop her cat tower all curled up and looking at the camera Miu Miu upside down doing a BIG Stwetch Miu Miu cleaning up for the morning Miu Miu does a barrel roll
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This is Gavin Fairfax RAF by the way
An English guy dressed as a cliche French onion seller whilst hiding in a wardrobe Gavin Fairfax a stranded RAF officer living in the attack of the cafe Rene in WW2 Sitcom Allo Allo played by John D Collins
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
As the man said women are Bourgeois trans women doubly so
Screen shot from the video game disco Elysium RHETORIC [Heroic: Failure] - Alright, here we go. We're devoting all your available brain cells to coming up with a question about communism. Scratch that, to coming up with *the* question about communism, the alpha and omega of communism questions, and that question is:

1.- (Whisper.) "Are women bourgeois?"

2.- Oh god, that's bad. Surely I can think of something better.
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
SFPD has been scum bags since they tried to murder mark twain powerlesspress.substack.com/p/the-sordid...
Beginning in the 1860s, author Mark Twain waged a prolonged and scathing media campaign against the Chief of Police and the SFPD in his letters to popular newspaper columnists. Twain famously wrote, "San Francisco cops might as well be made of wax, for all the crime-stopping they are doing. Blackmail, corruption, and bribery is the rule, and not the exception, among the municipal body, all of whom are like so many shoplifters or highwaymen. The correspondent suggests the necessity of hanging half the policemen of the city."
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Just gonna leave this here
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I remember years ago someone proposed McDonald's time square should be a huge food court but with just McDonald's from around the world so you could have the chicken Maharaja Mac from India or the teriyaki Mcburger from Japan and pineapple and taro pies from China for dessert
Chicken Maharaja Mac a double decker burger with a breaded chicken patty tomatos special sauce lettuce and red onion on the top layer and a patty cheese slice onion lettuce and sauce on the bottom layer of a sesame seed bun A sesame seed bun lettuce mayo and a beef burger dripping in teriyaki sauceA crusty pie filled with taro A crusty rectangular pie filled with pineapple on one of those cardboard sleeves
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Where I started! piecing together the rules by hunting for back issues of white dwarf to play Confrontation using the space hulk tile set www.thefluffenhammer.com/articles/con... I'd lost my 40k friends by the time the real game came out but I still adore the setting.
Cover for issue 140 of white dwarf bright yellow featuring a picture of ork freebooters fighting tyranid warriors aboard a tyranid organic ship
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
...
Panel 1 

Two women in a shared dorm room one has dark straight hair and ks sitting cross legged on her bed using her lap to while the other has frizzy hair in a messy bun and ks kneeling on her bed putting something up on the wall 

Dark haired girl :So, are you like, gay or something?

Frizzy hair :  What?



Dark haired : What Pride flag is that?

Panel 2 shows the frizzy haired girl confused defeated just generally WTFing 
Framed against a huge Italian flag 
Speech bubble...
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
SA-43 HAMMERHEAD & SA-23E would humbly disagree
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
All I could think of
A rather fleshy pink cover of the judge dress magazine 213 18 December 2003 featuring a naked couple on a large screen suspended above a large stadium in flagrante smiling and reaching out to the camera judge dredd is holding a screaming child and covering the kids eyes whilst he looks at the screen and says Drink! Don't look kid!  The speech bubbles cover the female participants breasts
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Rule 34 never fails
A blue yip yip alien with female human legs having its ass eaten by a red one in a generic suburban bedroom A red yip yip alien reclining sexily on a brown couch showing off fantastic legs in fine fishnet tights and Ruby red heels
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Extra fabulous comics 

TAKING YOUR SHIRT OFF MAKES EVERY SITUATION MORE INTENSE! 

FIGHTIN' guy in a great teeshirt with a backwards baseball cap says oh dang as a guy in a yellow shirt covers his head trying to take it off 
Living a naked woman says oh dang as the guy next to her in bed covers his head with his yellow shirt

Poopin same but a guy looks on as yellow shirt takes his shirt off while on the pot
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Velma standing in front of her parents saying My generation,we only got one thing on our minds.

Above a modified Soviet space poster 6 finned white rockets with red hammer and sickle decals shooting out rainbow cones from their tails with a hot redhead in a white cccpnsoave suit with the text FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
So he did make up autoandrophilia but only because he didn't want to be accused of sexism www.vice.com/en/article/h...
No, I proposed it simply in order not to be accused of sexism, because there are all these women who want to say, "women can rape too, women can be pedophiles too, women can be exhibitionists too." It's a perverse expression of feminism, and so, I thought, let me jump the gun on this. I don't think the phenomenon even exists.
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Spidey and invincible are buddies so it kind of depends on what version of omni-man Spidey has survived evil Supermen as well
MAN, THE AVENGERS, HUHP I'M TOTALLY IMPRESSED--SHAKING IN MY BOOTS EVEN.

WAS THAT NICE OLD LADY AND SUPER HOT REDHEAD? WHAT ARE THEIR POWERS?

ACTUALLY THAT WAS MY AUNT AND MY WIFE--THEY JUST LIVE HERE.

WIFE? REALLY? WOW, I'M IMPRESSED--YOU HIT THE JACKPOT, MAN.

YEAH--NO KIDDING... ACTUALLY, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAYS. HЕН.

WHY WOULD I BE SURPRISED? YOU'RE AN ATHLETIC DUDE--YOU LOOK OKAY, YOU'VE GOT A SENSE OF HUMOR WHAT'S SO UNBELIEVABLE?

YKNOW-- THINK YOU'RE MY FAVORITE SUPER HERO RIGHT NOW, INVULNERABLE.

WAIT A MINUTE? YOU'RE NOT SURPRISED? MOST PEOPLE ARE SURPRISED.

IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE SOME SKINNY LITTLE NERD WITH GLASSES...

IT'S INVINCIBLE, SHEESH.

SO IF THOSE WEREN'T THE AVENGERS, WHERE ARE THEY? YOU CAN'T HAVE ALL THIS SPACE TO YOURSELF...

ACTUALLY--THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU.



WHOA.

NICE SHIELD.

Marvel team up 2005 #14REALLY IMPRESSIVE GUYS, LOOKING SHARP REALLY

DON'T SAY ANYTHING-LET HE GUESS OKAY USING "Spider-Man AS AN INDICATION OF HOW YOU GUYS NAME YOURSELVES LET'S

ROBOT MAN

CLAW MAN.

FLAG MAN

FABIO-MAN

BAT-WOMAN

AND, BLACK MAN

Spider-Man, WHO'S THE House GUEST AND WHY WAS HE BROUGHT

MAYBE MY NAME DOES SUCK.
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Won't you take a poor sinners hand
Dr Facilier in the style of an 80s hair rock band teeshirt
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I initially thought this was an OMAC cosplay
Buddy blank of the DC prime universe blue costume red pants with gold gloves belt and collar and a thick black mo hawk
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Well almost nothing could be worse
Candle cove tooth child a humanoid being completely covered in teeth
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Because they started up even worse this was my first when I was doing my cycling proficiency test in the mid 80s
Ugly tuff top pedal cyclist helmet thin white nylon over a thick polystyrene dome pretty much exactly like wearing tv packaging on your bonceThe ugly polystyrene core stripped of its nylon cover
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I didn't know it was a remake I've got to admit Thierry Lhermitte is way more believable as a guy people think is a mild mannered tech employee
Thierry Lhermitte a handsome blue haired brown haired guy in a trench but definitely not a giant muscle beast like Arnie
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
It's NERF OR NOTHING!
Image of a woman with rainbow hair wearing a trucker hat with the trans flag a cut down top and jeans holding a large nerf gun title NON EXCLUSIONARY RADICAL FEMINIST 

TATTERED banner wrapping around her reads ITS NERF OR NOTHIN'
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Orson Randell the pulp era Iron fist dressed in  a brown trench coat green top with the iron fist dragon symbol and yellow iron fist mask whips his twin .45s to do cool gun fu shit while surrounded by spooky emerald mist.
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Pretty sure the trend is dead once the corporations start trying to cash in so should be almost over
Chicken nuggets shaped like 6 & 7
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Preacher remains undefeated
Jesse Custer the titular preacher addressing a crowd of white supremacists WHY IS IT THE GREATEST CHAMPIONS OF THE WHITE RACE ALWAYS TURN OUT TO BE THE WORST EXAMPLES OF IT? YOU!
Chin less inbred racist 
WH-WH-WH--?
Jesse Custer 
WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR CHIN?
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The trailer gorillas eyes follow you around the room
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Cats I've found at work
Box of lemon cake mix with part of the packaging pulled off so it resembles a car looking to the right A white badge with a black line drawing of a depressed looking cat with the text this is not going well on a blue notice board Sticker with an adorable tuxedo cat wearing a Santa hat and making scarf a red bauble that looks more like a tomato hangs from its tail its stuck to the floor
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Aren't they the Same thing
a series of Topological models that shows a mug is just a deformed Torus following steps in the process of deforming a donut into a mug
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Unseen Academicals has you covered
Cover for the discworld novel unseen Academicals in which the unseen university football team is pictured on there uniforms including matching wizard hats the librarian is the goalie
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
WH40K has ratling snipers for exactly this reason
Diorama of two ratling snipers basically imperial guard hobbits
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Unfortunately no www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Online, where much of the debate about Palantir plays out, Mosley’s habit of wearing dark tops has raised eyebrows. The Green party leader, Zack Polanski, recently pointed out the parallel to the “blackshirt” garb of Oswald Mosley’s followers. But it was no nod to fascism, said Libby Bateman, a former Conservative county councillor who knew Louis Mosley when he worked with Stewart in Cumbria. It was more because black suited his fair complexion. She sympathised because “everyone likes to pick on Louis because of who his grandad was”.
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It gets worse when you read the story of how he was hired www.aol.com/news/everyth...
In his “most notorious [job] interview,” Karp met Louis Mosley, an Oxford graduate whose grandfather Oswald Mosley was the British fascist leader during World War II and once named “worst Briton of the twentieth century.”

As soon as Mosley sat down, Karp began reciting from memory, for several minutes, one of Oswald’s 1939 speeches demanding Britain seek peace with Nazi Germany. When finished, Karp executed tai chi moves and walked out without saying goodbye.
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The problem with this is comparison is the Mary poppins pearly kings and queens are really weak examples of the art look at the real deal.
A number of pearly kings and queens standing around a grave site their outfits are incredibly elaborate beautiful pattern work of bright buttons
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Why the Vimes-ramkins are the perfect couple both willing to fight with dragons and do the house work
Sam vimes in ankh moreporkian guards uniform which is a weird combo of Roman an conquistador and sybil eamkin in her metal gauntleted dragon taming gear surrounded by numerous swamp dragons
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Every day we stray further from gods light!
A package of Perdue limited edition chicken nuggets they are shaped like 6 7
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
His name is Josh! www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
An extremely fluffy brown crab
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Ragman returns
Cover if ragman issue 1oct 1991 from dc ragman wears a tattered green hooded cape with long green ribbons he's wearing a body suit made of rags of various colors and is perched on a brown stone roof above a fire scape covered on snow his breath shows in the air  text FROM THE ASHES OF THE WARSAW GHETTO TO THE BACK ALLEYS OF GOTHAM CITY... THE TATTERDEMALION OF THE OPPRESSED RISES AGAIN...
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
He does look like someone who's have AI write bedtime stories for his trophy kids
Jacob Daniel Auchincloss is an American politician, businessman, and Marine Corps officer serving as the U.S. representative for Massachusetts's 4th congressional district since 2021. A member of the Democratic Party, he previously served as a member of the Newton City Council from 2015 to 2021.

The most boring looking white guy in a shitty gray suit
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Martin Luther nailing his 95 theses to the cathedral doors only he's wearing the low poly sunglasses and it says NAILED IT in blackletter font
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
He is talking into a women's razor so makes sense
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
X-Men 1997 old soldiers has him looking awesome in one
Scene from episode of X-Men where wolverine and Captain America team up to fight the red skull wolverine is rocking a black turtle neck sweater and toque
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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