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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I leveled up in a nondescript building.
NEW
LEVEL!!!
OK ->
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
didn't even install it yet bro
Window Title: Windows 10
Blue screen of death
Sad face
Your device ran into a problem and needs to restart.
We'll restart it for you.
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
10 bucks?!?
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The fucking audacity…
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I plugged in my airpods to my pc to charge for the first time,and lemme tell ya i didn't know the usb-c on the thing was wired for anything more than power lol
Windows notification
Setting up a device
We're setting up 'MagSafe Charging Case (USB-C)'.
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Get used to this screen I guess… bummer.
Flipper Zero, on screen:
“Error: Out of Memory
Not enough RAM to run the app. Please reboot the device”
Button: Reboot >
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
THIS GODDAMN QUOTA LIMIT IS NEVER FUCKING ENDING WHAT THE FUCK DO I GOT TO DO TO UNLOCK THIS GODDAMN BOOTLOADER OF MY OWN FUCKING PHONE
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
First impressions are it runs out of ram really quickly, this’ll definitely be a problem in the long run.
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Got a new toy :D
Flipper Zero
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
In loving memory of PlayStation®Store (Nov '06 - July '27)
Screenshot of PS3 interface, focused on PlayStation Store
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I may have fucked up slightly
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Apple Event summarized
rilami, Role icon, rainbow flag
 — 
Yesterday at 8:37 PM
"the things you expect siri to do" sounds about right
how dogshit was that thing
GkN, Role icon, bi flag
 — 
Yesterday at 8:37 PM
very
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
son im crine why are they using an iphone 4 icon
image:iPhone 4
Unlock your iPhone
Follow the instructions on "TechGkN's iPhone" to unlock and use it on this Mac.
button:Connect
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Why
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
My grandma’s over Rock DJ by Robbie Williams starts playing My grandma is squinting at the TV behind me I’m like it’s just an album cover w- I realize Skinned Robbie Williams on my TV 😞
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Do you people @mozilla.org get off on controlling how I use my goddamn browser?
This file is not commonly downloaded.
This file is not commonly downloaded and may not be safe to open. It may contain a virus or make unexpected changes to your programs and settings.
You can search for an alternate download source or try again later.
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
YOU CAN’T TAKE SCREENSHOTS IN YOUTUBE!?!!??!?!
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The fuck? I’ve never seen an (a) moniker from Apple
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DO YOU MEAN ACCESS DENIED I'M THE FUCKING **SYSTEM** ACCOUNT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT MICROSLOP
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
It’s three goddamn fifty AM man let me sleep
Apple Watch notification reads: Time to stand! Stand up and move a little for one minute. Time in the corner reads: 03:50
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Bro the anime I'm watching has been Ken Burns-ing it's way through the everything which is like fine ig but they chose to add a solid two to three seconds of some smooth ass jellyfish animation. Mfs blew the budget on an insignificant visual lmao
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
yo i got my spotify wrapped
Checkpoint Unavailable
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Interesting...
Steam search bar, the text reads,
Your top genres: Female Protagonist
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
what is this fuckin racism doin in my video watching app smh
Video unavailable. The uploader has not made the video available in your country
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
What three years of no backups does to a mf
iPad 3 on iOS 8 Displaying the message "This iPad hasn't been backed up in 156 weeks. Backups happen when this iPad is plugged in, locked, and connected to Wi-Fi."
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Holy fucking shit thank fuck San Andreas’ last mission has a checkpoint I was dreading the first part of the mission so bad
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Phew.
Memtest86+ Pass Screen
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Welcome back, old friend. Some problems never change in computing.
Memtest86+ Screen
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Felt a buzz in my pocket while I was staring at my phone in my hand. But instead of trying to pull a nonexistent phone out of my pocket I instead stared at the phone in my hand like I was going to receive a notification lmao. What is my mind rn
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Yeah we're both free, you're gratis and I'm libre though
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I got two stars on grand theft auto for grand thieving an auto. It wasn’t even that grand, just pressed F and my character took care of the rest.
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I’ve braided my beard as an homage to my fiancé (who will be coming back in 3 days, 9 hours, 43 minutes, 25 seconds but who’s counting?) and this morning it was in the shape of an upside down question mark. So cute :3
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I’ve just started actually shuffling songs on my iPod shuffle and not just use the playlists all the time, and, well, it’s like actually good. Even for my strict playlist tastes. Highly recommend chucking a bunch of music on a player, physical or otherwise, and then pressing shuffle at least once.
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
was it worth it?
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
the worst people you know enjoying the same thing you do is so fucking demoralizing, what the fuck do you mean you listen to that, or watch this? fuck off, it's for me and my friends. they're newcomers too, like i know when their little phase is over they'll go back to being the worst but still...
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
they just announced OSXXVI why would they put OSX on it
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
some of my takes this wwdc
emojis on folders
[Image of folder icon with emoji]
ds store pulling some weightglASS
[Image of MacOS screenshot showing glass design]
REFINED WITH LIQUID GLASS MY ASSi think so lol
holy fucking shit they just added profiles
[Image of Apple TV interface showing profiles]
how long has apple tv been a thing
07
damn
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
doodled #tails
Tails doodle in blue ink on a white paper
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Oh you want some music in the background at night? Oh and also have you set everything to dark mode by default? Too bad cuz YOUR MUSIC RECAP IS HERE IN ALL WHITE BACKGROUND. Thanks, it not only hit me like a flashbang but also my girlfriend. Two birds with one stone or something idk
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I think golang compiler should be called gompiler
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Why are there 18 inch laptops now? What are yall doin? That’s not a laptop size, that thing ain’t portable (I want one)
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Even the weather turns cold without her by my side… Coincidence? I think not. The only conclusion I can come up with is she’s my sunshine 🙃
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Xcode & iOS version mismatch was apparently the cause of my JIT-enabling woes. Why were they mismatched? I didn't have enough space on my Mac to update Xcode to a dot version higher. Sideloadly still uses DDIs and Altstore fails after one successful attempt, so debug in Xcode is still the way to go.
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
what the fuck is this system data that takes up half my ssd
System Data taking up 114.22 GB
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
😤
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Last two reviews are cute and funny… 😭💢
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Not quite everything, no private jets n shi but you get the point
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
I’ve been seeing things in a new light and I realized that I have everything I once wished for. Life sucks less once you stop to think how far you’ve come from just a couple years ago.
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
she’scomingshe’scomingshe’scomingshe’scomingshe’scomingshe’scomingshe’scomingshe’scomingshe’scomingshe’scomingshe’scomingshe’scomingshe’scomingshe’scomingshe’scomingshe’scomingshe’scomingshe’scomingshe’scomingshe’scomingshe’scomingshe’scomingshe’scomingshe’scomingshe’scomingshe’scomingshe’scoming—
media.tenor.com
patrick star and spongebob squarepants are standing next to each other in a dark room .
ALT: patrick star and spongebob squarepants are standing next to each other in a dark room .
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TechGkN @techgkn.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Apple Watch can’t display Apple WWDC25 announcement email.
Apple Watch on a table, the screen reads:
Save the date: Apple Worldwide Developers Conference 2025.
25.03.2025
23:25
This message contains elements Apple Watch can't display.
You can read a text version below.
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