DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 31/07/2025You humans don't have good water pressure and heat up top? That's insane. Granted, I had to completely repipe our water to get the heat and pressure juuuust right, but-- crazy. [Adjusting his prosthetic leg with one hand, on his phone in the other.] 000
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 31/07/2025I-- wait, why would she want MY clothes? Because I dress the best out of all of us? [Trying to process this OUT LOUD while she's showering, what the fuck.] [His face is all red at the thought, too. What a prude.] 000
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 31/07/2025I don't really blame him for being nasty, after all the shit he's been through, you know? [Sitting on the couch.] I mean, I guess I could whip up some werewolf shit to make you a werewolf, Cass! [A snort.] 000
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Pfft, you know we're clean. [A playful voice, something he's been practicing. He picks up on the sarcasm, for once, and he shakes his head.] Dog-girl coded Cassandra actually makes a lot of sense. [A snicker.] 000
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 31/07/2025. . . No wonder you stink. Do you like, wanna use our shower or something? 000
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 31/07/2025((what if i got on donnie. huh. what if i did that. /silly 100
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 29/05/2025[Sigh.] Mikey, did she follow you home or something? 000
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 29/05/2025[NC] [Googling "how to put annoying brother back in prison dimension".] 121
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 29/05/2025You have like a million nicknames for me, let yourself have one, without any sort of "mutual nickname tax"! 000
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 29/05/2025N-no exploding, but. . . as you wish, Suni-chan! [Smug.] 000
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 29/05/2025[BARFS IN HIS MOUTH A BIT, SWALLOWS WITH A GRIMACE.] I mean... can /I/ call you Suni-Chan if not him? ✨ 000
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 29/05/2025One time I almost drowned Leo in front of Sunita because he called her "Suni-chan". 020
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 29/05/2025YOU AIN'T JUST A FRUIT, YOU'RE THE WHOLE FUCKING ORCHARD!???!?! 100
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 29/05/2025IF THERE WAS A TUMBLR GAY MAN IT'D BE YOU! YOU'D WIN THE POLLS WITHOUT FAIL! 110
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 29/05/2025WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE "PLANET IS GAY". YOU'RE SO GAY YOUR GAY-DIATION, GAY RADIATION, TURNED ME INTO A BISEXUAL ICON. 200
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Nah. You wrought this, you've been affected by gaylight savings time. 210
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 29/05/2025pack it up, skittle squad, we all know what you are. the way you watch the run of the mill employee's ass move when he walks away with empty trays. [USAGI IS BEING BROUGHT INTO THIS.] 110
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Oh, he doesn't know about the Raph incident.... oh no... 120
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 29/05/2025. . . Leonardo is a certified fa-- [LONG TV CENSOR BLEEP.] 220
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 28/05/2025@portalchopped.bsky.social , you look like you were affected by gaylight savings time. [Not even looking up from his Nintendo Switch.] 000
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 27/05/2025. . . I'll take it. Just lemme finish tweaking the remote to the yogurt dispenser, maker, and freezer, and it's yours. I'll even show you how it works, so you don't have to use a manual. 010
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Hmm. [Debating heavily. He does have one trick up his sleeve, but a slight twinge of remorse comes over him even just thinking about it. That's weird.] 000
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 27/05/2025[Double takes at the photo. A resigned, defeated sigh comes out.] I'll let you have this entire yogurt machine I'm working on JUST for that figurine of Atomic Lass. 000
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 27/05/2025You can't make a fool out of me, Maxine. You aren't loaded with JJ merch. You're bluffing so you can make me look like an idiot-asshole and make me have to share my 'gurt with you. 000
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 27/05/2025. . . Yeah, okay. You do NOT have limited Jupiter Jim merch. Nice try. 000
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 27/05/2025If you dunk on my inventions, you're not getting anything from the fruits of their and my labor. [Shrugs.] 000
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Yes yes, scoff at me. It'll surely earn you a yogurt when you want one. [Sarcasm thick, used to this shit from his brothers.] 000
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 27/05/2025I like yogurt. Sometimes I don't want to spend 20 dollars on a froyo. So, I'm making a yogurt dispenser. The portable piece is just semantics. [He's not even looking at her, he's wiring.] 000
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 27/05/2025[It seems to be a remote. . .Not a familiar one, but he was wiring the inside with some tools from his battle shell's arms.] 000
DONNIE! @techgeekturtle.bsky.social · 27/05/2025[Chuckling a little as he hobbles towards Raph and gently rubs his shoulder to help him get all the laughs out.] 000