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I’m just sitting on the Couch, watching it all fall apart

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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
tookus bigger than a 77 Cadillac Fleetwood
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Failed acting US Attorney Alina Habba, in her 40s, is marrying a Turkish billionaire in his 20s. It’s called the reverse Trump
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@jamiepeppard.bsky.social Bruce Blackman with former Democrat NYCC member Bob Holden at someplace called Middle Village Bagels, which constituency are they appealing to
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@jamiepeppard.bsky.social 40 years ago, next month. The October 1986 edition of Spy magazine was published, listing the biggest “jerks in New York” included Alfonse D’Amato, Leona Helmsley and of course, the Orange Man himself
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This sounds bad. Like, we struck out bad. DiGenova tells the NYPost he had nothing.
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Update: DiGenova tells the NYPost “If you want indictments when there’s no evidence, you have an ethical problem” That’s never stopped Joe DiGenova before.
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yw. But further research 🧐 indicates Ratcliffe did a plane switcheroo in Latvia. After his C-17 cover was blown it could be he wanted a different ride gone, but even that was spotted in Maine.
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
@jamiepeppard.bsky.social remember the unwanted Ivanka memes, after she tried to talk to Christine Lagarde ? well after the FIFA chairman had to drag Trump off Spain’s stage, there’s now a new meme, unwanted Trump pulled off by Gianni Infantino. Example:
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
once they showed her the diagnostic scan, she knew there’s nothing left.
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Hmm, a gentle push
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It’s liberals in the National Weather Service ruining Trump’s big night
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Joey Chestnut is an American icon.
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
are all the Repuplican members of NY’s Congressional delegation sending their interns out to purchase Knicks merch, or do they cede that to AOC and Mamdani
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
@jamiepeppard.bsky.social turns out Platner is 30 minutes away from Leonard Leo , I wonder where LL gets his oysters
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@jamiepeppard.bsky.social kiss ass cabinet chart
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The Australians gave him the code word Fosters because that’s all he was drinking
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
@notpodium.bsky.social Vice President Lectern
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
What a bum. He wasn’t working at Ground Zero, on The Pile. He wasn’t even near GZ without a protective mask. He’s a decades long heavy smoker and he’s an alcoholic. That’s why his body is giving out on him.
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Rudy’s spokesman (didn’t realize he could afford one) claims he’s suffering because of 9/11 which is an insult to all the first responders who died from cancer after working at ground zero.
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Trump needs to pay a visit 😉😉
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
what not today?
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
if the Outback bloomin onion doesn’t require ID, what are we even doing here people.
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
@notpodium.bsky.social when the King visits, does he bring his own lectern 🤔
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
@notpodium.bsky.social washed-up-singer-Pentagon-lectern (all one word)
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
former Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein was unfazed by the ruckus at the WHCA dinner. When you’ve helped John Paulson short the housing market, what’s a loner with a gun.
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Joe DiGenova was sworn in today in Miami for his absurd quest to find a “grand conspiracy” against Trump. Here’s two pictures, one the swearing in including the US Atty for Miami and another closeup of 81yr old Joe D
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Blanche has to know how Rudy and Joe D screwed up their Ukrainian “investigation“ in 18-19, what a loose cannon the 81yr old is. He didn’t help at all with Impeachment 1, or with Election Lies.
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Has anyone checked where the Statue of Liberty is?
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
George Santos has inserted himself into the Amanda Ungaro story. Here’s a screenshot I received from George’s 🐣 account.
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
heres another question, did she fly from NY to WashDC on the luxury 737 today to deliver her Epstein remarks 🤔🤔
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
@notpodium.bsky.social First Lady Lectern
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The CIA entered Iraq in early 2003, and bribed anyone who would accept Benjamins to not work for Saddam Hussein. It worked for awhile, and then AlQaeda in Iraq killed everyone they could who worked with the U.S. Whether the CIA leaned their lesson as to who to bribe remains to be seen.
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
@jamiepeppard.bsky.social on Monday, Trump met with Hasidic Jews in the Oval Office, and during the meeting he called Ivanka. No word if Moshe Lax was present.
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Steve Witkoff carries a pager 📟 from Netanyahu. That’s a huge security risk, but does Trump care? No. And I’m sure Charlie Kushner is similarly compromised.
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
@jamiepeppard.bsky.social remember the endless Unwanted Ivanka memes in Trump45. Now there’s Unwanted Patel, after the FBI Director guzzled beer and celebrated wildly in the TeamUSA locker room after they won the Hockey Gold Medal.
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
He definitely looks different in this 2026 photo, but I’d need a plastic surgeon to identify all the changes.
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The exterior livery of the US Taxpayer owned DHS 737 that LewaNoem fly around in vs the Trump Org ancient 757. 🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♀️
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The Trump Administration staffers like Tricia should go on ABE books and find a worn 2nd hand copy of Nuremberg Diary. The excuses offered didn’t work.
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Keyser Soze said a year ago, he was shorting the U.S. dollar as an investment strategy. He must’ve made bank.
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I thought the winning team might have earned a lectern, but upon further examination, even the Super Bowl 60 MVP, seen here, had to sit behind a table. #WhereWereTheLecterns
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
In recent post-Super Bowl pressers, the quarterbacks spoke from an actual lectern, not some card table looking platform.
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
@notpodium.bsky.social when the losing team’s quarterback answers questions after the Super Bowl, and is sitting down, is this a very short lectern or a tall table 🤨
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
There’s a now retired air traffic controller nicknamed Kennedy Steve (who worked at JFK) and he would refer to Gulfstreams as the rich people, as in this direction to American 235, captured on a YouTube video.
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
“Waste management“ okay
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
In the year 2000 Sports Illustrated “swimsuit edition,” which is always photographed the year before (1999), Melania Knavs is hugging a killer whale. That’s an inside joke, Trump is the “whale” she’s landed, and she obviously knew him before the picture was taken.
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
It’s getting bad. Now there’s an Astroturfed pro-ICE “militia“ that has suddenly appeared in Maine, ready to fight protesters. Still not clear where the money behind it is from.
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
@notpodium.bsky.social it’s playoff time in the NFL, which means players stepping up to the lecterns after winning the game, to explain why they were confident they’d be speaking from the lectern as winners. Featured: Drake Maye of the Patriots, still wearing football pants and a winter beanie.
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
@jamiepeppard.bsky.social somebody sent me a screenshot , did you know for the past two months, after getting kicked off Bluesky, Keyser Soze has returned to the 🐥🐧 and has been continuing his jeremiad against Trump corruption over there?
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Tebow Couch @tebowcouch.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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