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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When you hit it big, you’ll own a castle with a multi-storey poster tower🗼

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

For me, the endgame is oven mitts. Maybe a commemorative 𝙄𝙉𝙁𝙄𝙉𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎 tea cozy. Goals!

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Thank you! I’m overjoyed my disproportionate fussing over cardstock wasn’t for nothing. 🤸‍♂️🤸🤸‍♂️

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yay! I wholeheartedly endorse this message. Do the thing, people 🤸‍♀️

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

HERE BE POSTCARDS! Surely you want one? Perhaps even need one? Might possession of an 𝙄𝙉𝙁𝙄𝙉𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎 postcard be a biological imperative, for you are but an organism responding to the ancient call of the rectangle? A mammal with a profound and inexplicable craving for cardboard?

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Behold, the 𝙄𝙉𝙁𝙄𝙉𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎 postcards. They are real, they are magnificently cardboard-y, and they are coming for your bookstores 💥 #scifi ♾️ 𝙄𝙉𝙁𝙄𝙉𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎 ♾️ out NOV 17 preorder links ▶︎ ▶︎ www.tebeanwrites.com published by #blackspringpress (UK) → @simonandschuster.bsky.social (US/Can)

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Many thanks, Patrik. As luck would have it, I found out yesterday that presales are now live at Bokus in Sweden ✌️🧡♾️ www.bokus.com/forfattare/t...

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Holy moly! Congrats, Nick. 🤜💥🤛

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Thank you, Susan ✌️🧡

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

matter moves where force combines energy collides in space and time particles divide within the storm nothing is lost; the fields reform

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Merci, mon ami. Ça a été toute une aventure pour arriver jusqu’ici. Je te souhaite beaucoup de chance et de courage dans ton propre parcours vers la publication. ❤️✌️🧡

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Thank you, Raven ✌️🧡♾️

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Woot! Congrats 🤜💥🤛

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Thank you, P.G. ✌️🧡♾️

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

The silence is glorious… until the first previously invisible typo appears. Funny how they always wait until you after you hit send.

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Thank you, Sue!! 🌀‿🌀

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

𝙄𝙉𝙁𝙄𝙉𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎: Could a pre-Ice Age civilization have possessed technology surpassing our present understanding of physics? ♾️ “𝙇𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙖𝙡 𝙞𝙩𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛.” preorder links ▶︎ ▶︎ www.tebeanwrites.com

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Thank you, Raven ✌️💜♾️

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Amazing! Thank you, Deb ✌️💜♾️

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Dr. Seuss: “So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads.”

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Preorders for my debut novel, 𝙄𝙉𝙁𝙄𝙉𝙄𝙏𝙀 𝙉𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 𝙀𝙔𝙀𝙎, have escaped containment and can now be accessed in the material universe 🌀 Our journey through ♾️ begins now! preorder links ▶︎ ▶︎ www.tebeanwrites.com published by #blackspringpress (UK) → @simonandschuster.bsky.social (US/Can)

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Same. See you in freefall.

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Thank you, Sadira! Feels good to have it out in the world 🤸‍♀️ and only mildly terrifying :))

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Adam, thank you! That means a lot. You’ve zeroed in on the question that first sent me down this path: we account for nearly everything with clocks, but not the cost of living by them. I can’t wait to finally share the full journey with you. ✌️🧡

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Congrats, Morgan ✌️🧡

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Thank you, Mary! I think hitting “send” released several months of pent-up Muppet energy. 🌀‿🌀✌️

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Thank you, Beverly ✌️🧡

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

The cursor blinks amid the dross Weighing the toll of gain and loss Sentences survive, pristine and taut The finest draft a Bean has wrought The email sent. The MacBook done And thus, the war of words is won

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

𝙎𝙪𝙗𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙛𝙩: A comma shifted to the right The semicolon keeps clauses tight Two hours spent erasing “that” An act of craft makes phrasing phat To track rogue adverbs to their den And slay them with a click of pen…

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Finally, a to-do list I’ll eagerly complete 🌮💤

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

🇸🇪🇳🇩 button pressed. My nonfiction book is delivered to my publisher. My sleep schedule is completely destroyed. But the relief of finally letting it go is extraordinary. 🤸🤸‍♀️🤸‍♂️

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

This is huge, sounds incredible. Congrats, Arthur. Cant wait! 🤜💥🤛

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I’ll report back when either arrives.

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Yay! I’ll chalk this up as a successful shelf intervention. My work here is done. ✔️

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Amazing! Congrats, Jennifer ✌️🧡

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Satellite. My brain is convinced it has three Ts and one L

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Nicely done, Matt. I had a great time. Thanks for putting it together

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Jarod K. Anderson @jarodkanderson.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

What's your favorite toast-topping made by bugs? I guess mine is probably honey.

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I lost it, burst into nerd tears of joy.

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Thank you, Vivian ✌️🧡

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Bananas are berries, but strawberries aren’t. Botanically speaking, a “fruit” is produced from a single ovary. Bananas fit this definition. Strawberries, on the other hand, grow from multiple ovaries. I think the most surprising part is that bananas have ovaries.

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I recall, as a teenager, my friend group debating this very question in acute scientific detail (we were stoned) and concluding: dill pickles

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

your care gives it a new story to wear ✌️💓

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Please report back. I curious to know if I’m looking at minor fillings or full orthodontics.

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T.E. Bean @tebean.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Dentistry is just copyediting… only with teeth instead of words and Novocain instead of wine.

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