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idk if you thought you were making a joke, but in case you weren't, your post actually made me remember one of the very oldest scps is this concept except that it's cake and the only thing that works is eating it: scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-871

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SCP-871 - SCP Foundation

The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I had to talk my mother out of giving it access to her email. ...She promptly went to ChatGPT to ask if giving Muse access to her email was a bad idea. You cannot make this shit up. Mercifully, ChatGPT actually agreed with me - though I wasn't too surprised... It makes sense it would be biased.

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I think I didn't know a single name from 25 to 8, but I knew every name from 7-1 (though #1 was "I think I saw a picture of him like one time and #6 was 'I think I've heard this name like twice") so it's a well-ordered list if nothing else.

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Alas, I cannot remember the name currently. It was neat nonetheless!

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

This phrasing reminds me of a really fascinating game I saw at PAX in... 2024? The game was a really difficult platformer but there was a split screen and the second screen was a rhythm game and doing the rhythm game would also naturally make you do the inputs to beat the platforming.

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Internal meeting notes: A: "Hey boss, the Granola isn't crunchy enough" B: "Throw in some egg shells or something idk" A: "Should we wash them first?" B: "Nah, it's probably fine"

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I think if it were done second, and visibly displayed somehow alongside being read aloud, this could potentially go really hard, but it might be too difficult for it to not come across as tone devastatingly funny when presented in that format.

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Perhaps forever seared into my memory is the brilliant opening to Roger Ebert's review: "'Pearl Harbor' is a two-hour movie squeezed into three hours"

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

@remargames.se Iji download links seem to be broken.

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Ordered! Can't wait to read it in... Q4?? jeez

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

There is still more coming... much more.

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

This probably happens a lot, you just don't hear about those people precisely because they don't get up to all this bullshit.

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

4 years?? This seems like a really elaborate way to torture yourself via anxiety

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

I thought about this, but then considered the extremely funny option that only Sol specifically actually kills vampires and every other star is harmless for them. Honestly it checks out: you don't usually see vampires dying to a starry night.

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Yeah! It also added equipment, and cleaned up the spell upgrades but made it so you can only take 1 per spell. Another change I like but I can imagine people having different opinions on is there's less attrition - you fully heal and recharge spells each stage (though items are still consumable).

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Really strong list imo. Do want to be an ass and jump in to say that I enjoyed Rift Wizard... but then Rift Wizard 2 really ran away with it. Think I've put like 400 hours into that thing since it came out. Really happy to see Iji brought up in the 2020s too.

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Yeah it's a fuzzy line, but the person asking "what are the mechanics" isn't looking for you to say the main mechanic in your platformer is jumping. Unless you're making something like bionic commando or VVVVVV. In those cases they probably would actually like the answer. There's that fuzz I guess.

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Cause like, yeah. Everything is a mechanic. Jumping. Running. Moving. Finding items. Inventory. Can you die? That's a mechanic. So on and so forth. "What are the mechanics" is such a bizarrely open ended question.

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Is the issue that people are saying "mechanics" when they mean "gimmicks"?

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

On reading further it sounds like this is the main character...? making the MC someone so insufferable is certainly a bold choice that I am skeptical will pay off. Might be a distinct argument from "is it written well" though. Also realizing that he's really STILL doing the Ayn Rand thing, huh?

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

I'm worried this will parse as defending Ken, but I really enjoy that the reactions here, in order, seem to have been: "Look at this insane thing a real person expressed" "Oh, actually he wrote a rant by a fictional character" "I can't believe this guy thinks a real person would say this!"

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Sony has the license for movies. The reason they couldn't use spider-man for the digital client was almost certainly because of an exclusive agreement with Marvel Snap.

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

This really fucked me up playing it as a programmer - agonizing the whole time wondering "the game insists the odds are real - but what if the pseudo-rng is just that bad and they didn't know!"

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

The serious risk is that what this comes down to is whether someone can argue in court that typing in a prompt counts as "creative input".

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

This is a really annoying asshole question of me - does a game need combat to qualify as "action"? Knytt definitely has *hazards*, though maybe not in sufficient amounts to feel like action, anyway. There are probably examples even further afield than Knytt anyway.

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Entirely fair! I didn't do it until I had almost every mobility upgrade and it was still pretty close so I can imagine it's incredibly demanding without them.

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

If it's the one I'm thinking of, only one of the components requires you to do the timed delivery, and getting hit only uses some of the time up rather than failing you instantly. If it's not that one, I have no idea what quest you mean and I thought I did them all...

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DREW WISE @drewwise.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

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The Yetee 🌈 🕊️ @theyetee.com · 11/06/2025

Choose carefully, traveler... pick up Renegade, the newest tee from our official Star of Providence collection, created in collab with @teamd13.bsky.social and designed by @kduffles.bsky.social! Available now for pre-order: theyetee.com/starofprovidence

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The Yetee 🌈 🕊️ @theyetee.com · 07/06/2025

The next deep dive is going to be more difficult than the last... but you'll be ready! Star of Providence makes its big debut at The Yetee with an official collection created in collab with @teamd13.bsky.social! Grab the new tee and pin, both available now: theyetee.com/starofprovidence

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SPRINT Racing @sprint-racing.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Get set! It's official, Star of Providence has a new racing tourney coming up! It's taking place on the 20-22 of June! It's an open tourney, so if you wanna join in, fill out the form to enter, and join the Discord server! Hope to see you in SPRINT 1! forms.gle/dPpfFrtyL8gU... discord.gg/3mDW3CagEN

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SPRINT 1 Signup Form

Welcome to SPRINT 1, the first event in the Star of Providence Racing InterNational Tournament series, the successor to the Monorail racing tournaments. If you'd like to participate as a racer in the ...

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Time is almost up! Things are getting frantic out there.

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Team D-13 @teamd13.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

As winter comes closer, days become shorter and colder. Drink something hot and warm yourself up.

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