Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Had my first house fire yesterday. Just four days before my birthday! 210
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 06/09/2025I fucking love Skull Servant. I love my dumbshit 11k attack bone men who say "fuck the extra deck" and swing for massive damage with their raw calcium power. I live winning games against popular meta decks because my goofy skeleton has big number. If Wightbaking gets limited it'll be my 13th reason. 073
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 07/08/2025"We make fun of brainrot and zoomer memes but we watched Gmod TF2 Ragdoll videos as kids" 140
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Views on videos this past month VS Views on videos a couple months ago VS Views on videos around a year ago: 010
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Found a boxed copy of TTYD for only $50 at a Gamestop in 2025. Would have scooped it up if I didn't already own one. 010
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 17/06/2025I've been playing through Deltarune for the first time recently after only playing through Undertale once in 2015 and watching a playthrough of Chapter 1 when it was new, and this has been my reaction the whole time. 140
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Red Dead Redemption 2: *Kills your favorite character in the most brutal, gut-wrenching way possible* The side quest you do five minutes later: 030
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Just beat Red Dead Redemption 2 for the first time, and I gotta say, it's crazy how everyone who said this is one of the best games ever made were 100% unambiguously correct. Love it when a game lives up to the hype. 061
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 27/05/2025I'm happy to report that Bridget is the ONLY DLC character in Strive with "Overwhelmingly Positive" reviews on Steam. 031
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 27/05/2025My friends when my depressed ass doesn't want to come to McDonald's 010
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 20/05/2025For some reason, YouTube lists the "Ernest" movies as all being from 2022, which is funny when you consider that Jim Varney (their lead actor) had been dead for over two decades at that point. 000
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 13/05/2025J00ls fights a big spider (featuring me, @miss-robin.bsky.social, and @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social) 261
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Just beat Sekiro for the first time after years of attempts that ended midway through. As someone who's now beaten every "Souls" game except for Elden Ring, I'm very comfortable calling this the hardest one by a country mile. Still an excellent game though, especially when the combat clicks. 000
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Today, I donated $80 to the Trans Lifeline. I'm not posting this as a self-reward or "humble brag", but rather to remind everyone that you never need a reason to support an important cause if you have the means. Stay safe everyone and never be afraid to be yourself. 062
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 19/04/2025"One shudders to imagine what a new Super Smash Bros hype cycle could look like in 2025... Dreams of chronic, sustained discourse..." 240
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Absolutely not surprised to report that someone DID rip an entire seat out of the 4DX in my theater during a show of Minecraft 3133
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 05/04/2025in the playstation 1. straight up "crocking it". and by "it", haha, well . let's just say. my gobbo. 050
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 27/03/2025It is so, insanely funny to me that a new Tomodachi Life game was the very last game announced at the very last Switch 1 Direct, releasing a year after the console's successor. Doesn't matter though, I'll be there day one. 140
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Strong contender for my favorite comment I've gotten in a long time 260
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Can confirm: the new Looney Tunes movie is REALLY good. I'm not a huge Looney Tunes guy, but I saw it because I wanted to support 2D animation in theaters, and I was surprised by just how funny and heartfelt it was. Would strongly recommend to any 2D animation fans. 080
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Everything about this Yugioh card, from its name to its art to its effect, is like if you told someone to personify the word "Excessive". And I love it for that. 020
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Aw yeah got my Wii hooked up in 2020-whatever it's all coming together 1110
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Imperfect Cell is the coolest Dragon Ball villain and I'll die on that hill. 140
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 13/03/2025My research for my Mario videos has caused me to start getting recommended legitimate AI generated Mario brainrot slop. This is my curse to bear. 150
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 12/03/2025The Gingerbread Man from Shrek is such a fucking tragic character. He gets tortured to the point of disability and PTSD in the first movie, watches his giant brother die in the second movie, and gets eaten by a cat in the fourth's alternate reality. Why do they have it out for this guy? 090
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 11/03/2025New video is UP! Let's find the Best Mario Game on Every Nintendo Console this time! youtu.be/3wFmetGcxEs 062
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 04/03/2025New video is UP! Let's find the weakest Mario game for every Nintendo console. youtu.be/x5Tt0A_HvtA 020
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 22/02/2025New video is UP! Let's discuss some Nintendo bosses that managed to scare me as an adult. youtu.be/gTYOJCxPulU 041
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Been playing the Killing Floor 3 closed beta, and it's fucked up because the core gameplay (shooting Zeds, gunplay, game feel) are all incredible, yet everything else around that feels so much like this game is destined to be review bombed. It's very "Mixed Reviews on Steam, rough launch" coded. 120
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 21/02/2025WE'RE 11 SUBS AWAY FROM 5K ON OPAL REVIEWS EVERYTHING LET'S GOOOOOOO 081
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Lollipop Chainsaw is a genuine contender for the funniest game I've ever played. It's rolling around in like 14 layers of irony at every possible moment and never attempts to convince you that it's anything worth taking even remotely seriously. Also it's jank as Hell so even the gameplay is funny. 120
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Thinking about how Nintendo just straight up has a boss called "The Nightmare" in one of their games. The game uses actual horror media foreshadowing techniques to hint at it before you fight it. It exists on the same console as Pokemon Emerald and the Drake and Josh game. It looks like this. 161
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Something weird I've realized about my taste in games is that things some games are criticized for are the exact things I like about them. Like Kingdom Hearts Days is just a "30 hour collection of missions"? Fuck yeah. Earthbound is just a "sightseeing roadtrip with no story"? Sign me the fuck up. 130
Opal @tealopal.bsky.social · 25/01/2025This is such a dumb thing to be thinking about, but I love how in most Sonic media, they never bother to explain what Shadow's inhibitor rings are. They just trust us to understand the universal language of "when he takes them off, shit's getting real" 084