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Teaghs

@teaghs.bsky.social
139 followers 522 following 407 posts

40's, Ace-ish, He/Him, Picks up heavy things and puts them down again. Occasional VA, often a fool, and believes that those that stand tall on other's necks deserve nothing but the sole of another boot upon theirs.

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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Christian Minecraft Bean Appreciation Station
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh god, I remember that. "The anus is self cleaning". I also remember that particular asshat getting clowned on for it so hard that the phrase became a meme for a couple years after. It was wild.
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My contribution.
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh shit, more pangos?
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prokhorVLG @prokhorvlg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it's a melancholic lonely world to explore but has a lot of wondrous sights #gamedev #indie #retrofuturism #handdrawn
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hell, I'd be interested!
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sadly, they are just us when our parents were shocked that we didn't see Ronald Reagan's acting career
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Always approve of pangolins!
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Third arm makes shovelling snow easier!
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
But there are PEOPLE out there!
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fear. Just...just fear.
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Another hit from @ariawkturtle.bsky.social, making me a con badge, because I have suuuuch a long history of being social in large groups. I suspect they're trying to lure me out into public.
Anthro mechanical pangolin holding the name Teaghs in conbadge form
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Courtesy of @ariawkturtle.bsky.social being adorable at me.
Anthropomorphic Pangolin taking selfie with anthro purple vixen holding up peace sign
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I call warforged, or artificer! Courtesy of @strype.bsky.social and @sweetbitters.bsky.social
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
At this point, this is starting to look like an adventuring party made of pangolin.
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Then I'll add a span by throwing in some Tonka Teaghs!
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There's a cycle in the fandom where every ten years or so, people remember the little pinecones exist and are not only very cute, but very adaptable to almost any role.
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Throwing a full-borg pangolin into the mix, because you've already got four in here!
Robotic anthropomorphic pangolin lifting up a large object while on one knee.
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Thanks to this, I have now been called "Tonka Teaghs", and the goddamn name is sticking. This is probably karma for calling @ikaricat.bsky.social "Toast Rider" after he set his saddlebags on fire while riding his motorcycle.
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Excellent work! I knew it would come out wonderfully!
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Courtesy of @strype.bsky.social ! May the jupiter brain rest her drawing hand after all those plates!
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Robotic anthropomorphic pangolin crouched on right knee, lifting up a large indistinct object with right arm and hand.
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Well hell, I was considering going!
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Preface: I don't like designer breeding in dogs. But I just learned about a breed-cross called a "whippersnapper". Which is apparently the result of crossing a Whippet with a Belgian Malinois. Because obviously the Maligator hasn't earned the "fur-missile" nickname, let's let it go transsonic!
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
God, that song takes me back.
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
That is a gnarly conversion process, and I was gonna say I'd have some hesitation, but...hey, pick your body, live damn near eternal if you want? The math works, IMO. But now I'm curious: Is there a protocol for partial neural conversion or adaptation? I think I saw a little of that in there.
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Hot damn! In a different setting, that could be considered well-written body horror! I was having Ship of Theseus thoughts about the post you made concerning having the brain replaced completely, and I'm glad to see I wasn't alone on that track. You two went full bore on this, great work!
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I've always had problems with those big packs of spinach actually turning to mush in under a week. Is that not "rotting"?
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Tank valve wrench for oxy-acetylene setups. I have like six of these sitting around. Had no idea they'd be valuable.
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
So did they add a few things after 4.7 went PTU? Because I remember being told that the armor gating would allow small fighters to still do damage as long as the weapon alpha passed the gate number.
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
A quick dive later, and the only thing I'm surprised by is that it took until 2018 for someone to coin the term, especially with furries around.
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Oh my god, I forgot about Richard Scarry. I always expected a jumpscare in those books, because I thought his name was "Scary" when I was learning to read. This is great! Followed!
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Fuck. Yes.
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Something about this is screaming "Mark Hamill's son", and I dont know why.
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I'm there too, but it's BS. Hell, I like you, and I never even met you! Immaculate vibes, my dear.
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I do the same thing. My EDC is basically a full backpack. Worst part is, I've used every part of it at one point or another.
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Hard day today. When your own mind is your worst enemy, they're all pretty rough, but that motherfucker is winning lately.
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The three stripe adidas logo being used as gun sights would fit that too, if someone could have pulled it off
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I HATE TIME - dashare.zone ADMIN
TIME IS AS FAKE AS MONEY AND BEING "IN TROUBLE" BUT IT STILL RUNS THE WHOLE DAMB PLANET, WE ALLOWED AN ABSTRACT IDEA TO HOOK US TO A CELESTIAL PLOW AND TURN THE SOIL OF OUR LIFES, JUST BECUASE YOU INVENTED A CLOCK DONT MEAN THAT TIME IS REAL, CHUCK E. CHEESE TOKENS AINT LEGAL TENDER AT THE BANK SO WHY ARE WE LETTIN MINUTES AND SECOND'S IMPRISON US!!! WE ARE ETERNAL BEINGS AND WE ARE ALSO FUCKING TIRED FROM THE CLOCKS CHANGING FOR BASICLY NO REASON, ANY WAY THE TEXT SAYS "ENTIRE BODY AND MINED RUINED BY ONE HOUR TIME CHANGE, I HATE TIME, AWAKE IN BED LATE, LEG HURTS, ON EDGE BUT ALSO TIRED, HUNGRY AT 10AM, HUNGRY AT 1PM ALSO, ALSO AWAKE IN BED EARLY " YOU WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE ONE OR THE OTHER BUT NOPE AWAKE ON BOTH ENDS OF BED TIME, THERE IS NO JUSTICE ON THIS PRISON PLANET, WERE JUST MAKIN THE LICENSE PLATES - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
There are few things more jarring than spending some time reassuring yourself that people are not talking about you, and that you aren't the subject of their attentions, only to find out that they very much are discussing you. I'm gonna go have some real energetic conversations in a minute.
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Describe your plot in five words or less - if you dare. "Bad days makes great stories"
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The Bobiverse books were a fun read, also Old Man's War and sequels, which was a wonderful example of John Scalzi being a funny bastard of a worldbuilder.
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
...I actually like most of the people I meet, but lately, I feel like I isolate more and more just to keep from coming off as an idiot.
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
So, I have a wee bit of an anxiety disorder, and it mixes up nicely with some PTSD from my days in the repo industry. By that, I mean: I am usually under a constant low-grade anxiety attack at any given time. I do a decent job masking it, but damn does everyone make me nervous! Which sucks because
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
So, late as I am, I just want to know if you've ID'd the other models in your works that weren't in the Argo family? Like, do they have names, and any examples that stick out?
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Was this an excuse to get people to shake your head around to find a missing bolt?
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Do federal regulations involving the preservation of endangered species override these stipulations? Asking for a friend.
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I see Drake Corsair, I upvote.
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Teaghs @teaghs.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I work as an industrial mechanic, and handle machine maintenance and repair at my day job. I also occasionally slap heads when someone makes work harder for me. Today, the forklift driver smashed open the sprinkler standpipe with a rack of acetylene bottles. My palm is now sore.
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