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When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@pablo.show was right?! - Papi LeBatard Voice
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NBA strips Clippers of 5 first-round draft picks, fines Steve Ballmer $30M in Kawhi Leonard salary cap circumvention probe
The NBA has stripped the Los Angeles Clippers of five first-round draft picks and fined owner Steve Ballmer $30 million at the conclusion of it’s probe into alleged salary cap circumvention with Kawhi...
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 19/06/2026
I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
#NBA this shit is egregious. We just want a good game, not a clearly rigged game.
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Dolan better get Brothers that bag soon, this game is getting super obvious! #nba #fixed
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 02/05/2026
NEWS: MAGA influencer Craig Long has been arrested in a human trafficking and prostitution sting in Florida, along with Ryan Yates, a Trump supporter who pleaded guilty in Feb 2024 for his involvement in January 6. Long posted this photo with Donald Trump and Donald Trump Jr. just a few weeks ago.
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Peter Baker @peterbakernyt.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
A woman who has accused both Trump and Epstein of sexually assaulting her when she was a minor decades earlier gave four interviews to the FBI. Summaries of three of those interviews were not released with the Epstein files. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/25/u...
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Epstein Files Are Missing Records About Woman Who Made Claim Against Trump
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Super Bowl in a nutshell
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Crypto investors right now
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
How in the world can anyone not realize Trump is impaired and not well after this speech?! JFC, it’s like living in an insane asylum where the patients are in charge.
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Yikes! The bots are here and they dumb as ever! 🤣
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Has the government tried making coffee at home and cutting out avocado toast?
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Never thought Tylenol would be the breaking point for mainstream media to call bullshit on the Orange Nazi and his Christo-Fascist friends, but here we are.
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Now that's how you write a headline.
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Trump promotes unproven ties between Tylenol, vaccines and autism without new evidence
President Donald Trump is using the platform of the presidency to promote unproven ties between Tylenol, vaccines and autism without giving new evidence.
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Romaine Bostick doing a great job dealing with Pulte's bullshit right now. Using facts and logic is turning that prick red pretty quickly! 😂
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Release the Trump Files!!!
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Eric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
If you don't already, watch Colbert. He is a man with no more f*cks left to give. And it's glorious. Check out this song parody from last night's show: Mike Johnson Delays House Epstein Vote Until September
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HockeyFights.com @hockeyfights.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Happy Gilmore 3 Cover Art By u/travischapmanart
Meme image of Ansari saying “it’s beautiful” and “I’ve looked at this for five hours now”
Over top of a painting of Tarnasky throwing a drunk golfer who attacked him.
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
@financialtimes.com Couldn't find a pic of him not watching two girls one cup for the first time?!
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Welp, the #WNBA is at least consistent. Always count on some very inept officiating that takes way too long to make bad calls in reviews. Yikes. Clean it up for a better product gang!
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Soooo... Does America get it now? He has no fucking idea what he's doing?
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Let's go Knicks!
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Ah, but it's not incredible. It's on brand.
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Captain Edward Smith here letting us know about the Titanic.
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Elon Musk makes stunning claim after Tesla profits plummet: 'If the ship of America goes down, Tesla will go with it'
Tesla's net income dropped 71% year over year.
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Concerning - DOGE, probably... After shaking off the ketamine
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Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has not given any press briefings in the briefing room but has used the room as a backdrop for TV hits with Fox News.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Oh, this is gonna make the rounds. 🤡 #PenguinTariff 🐧
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
USA losing this game in the same disjointed, no style way it lost to Panama.
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Make your summer plans drivable people!
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Homeland Security ends collective bargaining agreement with TSA staffers, an attack on worker rights
The Department of Homeland Security says it's ending the collective bargaining agreement with the tens of thousands of frontline employees at the Transportation Security Administration responsible for...
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Thank you for your service?
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Trump administration plans to cut 80,000 employees from Veterans Affairs, according to internal memo
The Department of Veterans Affairs is planning an “aggressive” reorganization that includes cutting 80,000 jobs from the sprawling agency that provides health care for retired military members.
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Bitcoin can lose value?!
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
@moulton.house.gov is smacking it down right now in his interview and America should listen. 😳
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Ummm... Has anyone done the math on this? Josh Bassett needs a lawyer.
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Olivia Rodrigo and Sabrina Carpenter Hugged It Out at the 2025 Grammys 4 Years After 'Drivers License' Drama
Olivia Rodrigo and Sabrina Carpenter hugged it out at the 2025 Grammy Awards, four years since Rodrigo released "drivers license," which fans speculated was about Carpenter.
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
@theonion.com hire them!
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“So, I Drove the Cybertruck and Other Tesla Models, I Don't Ever Want to Go Back To My ICE Patrol Car, Tesla Is Far Superior,” But Not All Cops Agree
Police officers drove the Tesla Cybertruck and other Tesla models and now say they don't want to go back to their ICE cars. Why the drastic change, and now they say Tesla is far superior? Here's what ...
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
We definitely put the Ass in Astroid as a species.
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Are we all aliens? NASA's returned asteroid samples hold the ingredients of life from a watery world
A NASA spacecraft has returned asteroid samples that hold not only the pristine building blocks for life but also the salty remains of an ancient water world.
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
How does Joey Porter Jr. show up to his pop's house? Can't be good when every team hunts him in coverage.
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
How bad is Justin Fields if they keep Russ in the game playing like this?
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💤💤💤💤💤💤oinks! @tcoopaloopa.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Having an elementary school aged kid is a lot of: KID: You can move corn flakes with a magnet. Me: What? Of course you can't. Were you on YouTube again?! KID: Yes you can we did it in class. Me: <googling> Huh. You sure can.
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