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Timmy Boy

@tcinternets.com
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Built in Indianapolis, permits still pending. More Tech, less Bro. Hoosier Football/Pacers/Colts nonsense. (sorry) Waiting for Mechagodzilla in Indy's Old Northside. Human after y’all. He/him/Tim

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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 1m
I HAVE to defend Uncle Babyface. I'm from Indianapolis. It's city law that if he is being dogged, I have to grab a broken table leg and bring a moderate amount of ruckus. Most of you DON'T have to do that.
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 4m
Spencer Hall: Elite Ball-knower
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 3h
I can't be he asshole who ruins a good time, but a lady doing magic with a huge wig and a transatlantic accent is not how I get my chuckles. THC is illegal here and I don't really drink anymore so I'd better find a way to get my attitude right while I sit with a woman who can't stand me anymore.
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 3h
Earlier this year, I was seeing a woman with some regularity and bought tickets for a... VERY theater-kid-coded performer she wanted to see at Butler. Paid a decent penny. Fast-forward to today, she has cooled on me tremendously but still wants to go to this thing tonight. I'm in for a rough one.
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 4h
(standing ovation)
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 4h
3. In the woods after couple-tree beers 2. Off a cliff 1. One of those pub urinal walls in Ireland
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 4h
That game turned me into Master Shake today.
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Master Shake: Question Mighty Jimmy's Words?
ALT: Master Shake: Question Mighty Jimmy's Words?
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 5h
Many happy returns of the day!
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 14h
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Wow Bye: Person Pulled Through Window
Alt: Wow Bye: Person Pulled Through Window
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 14h
One half of my brain: “I should stay up til the 7th” The other half:
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The Righteous Gemstones: Lay Down, Boy
Alt: The Righteous Gemstones: Lay Down, Boy
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 14h
I am yelling very old man things at the television right now about how late I stayed up to watch this game, as if I am owed something for it
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 15h
hey man this sucks
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 15h
baseball
Clark the Cub looking like he just discovered his own Rule34 page
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 16h
Merkin on his head
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 16h
Like you said, it's on the ownership, and frankly on us, to draw a line in the stand and say we're not gonna tolerate this. Ownership is gonna tiptoe around it cause they're making money hand over fist, but the rest of us need to be loud and direct about what won't fly in that arena & on the road
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 16h
And it's a recent development. These assholes weren't sitting with me in the stands watching Tully Bevilaqua struggle to run the offense, or when Tamika finally got her ring. They're johnny-and-janey come latelys and they brought their bullshit in here, and they're ruining it for the whole league.
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 17h
Kelsey and Aliyah deserve a shot at a title, and I want them to win it with us. Tully Bevilaqua is on that bench, and she never won a ring with us. I want Ms. Tamika to lead another parade for our team. But man... I'm fine losing half this fanbase who have jumped on the bandwagon the past two years.
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 17h
Oh awesome, some old racist dude said some shit to A'ja. I have loved rooting for this team since day one, but our fanbase these days ain't shit, man.
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 18h
EVERYTHING'S COMING UP TIMMY
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Steven Rich @datab.ae · 20h
god bless student journalists
thecut.com
How Student Journalists Broke the ‘Cornell Seven’ Case
“Our coverage was absolutely completely raw from the lawsuit and nothing was concealed. At a minimum, that’s what we can do as the student newspaper.”
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 20h
UMP GOT HIT IN THE BALLS
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 20h
It’s still wild to hear Steve Stone offering normal baseball conversation during a game and not being forced to answer if he thinks that kid in a sombrero is a “Meggshican” or a “Pratta Rican” or asked how to pronounce a random Chicagoan’s name backwards. These kids don’t know about Harry Caray, man
A world class drunk and Steve Stone
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 23h
While I'll always be grateful for our Yinzer Hoosier King, there was always money in the (insanely huge) alumni base and existing sponsorships... it just needed diverting from the basketball program. I'm still convinced that Coach Snyder built KState with nothing but farm tools and sheer willpower.
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 02/07/2026
Indiana Football’s rise has not been funded by one sorta-dumbass tech billionaire, as the Miami fans insisted, but rather by what my Pop and his colleagues call “the Cloverdale dentists”, just a shittton of mouth workers who used to hurl money at Indiana Basketball. Bastards are LOADED.
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 23h
"Mark Cuban's Money" is the dumbest gotdam talking point about Indiana Football's success ever conceived. You know what Mark Cuban's money went to? 90 different uniform combinations under Tom Allen. Flying in D-List actors to motivate the team. Recruiting Declan McMahon. His money didn't do SHIT.
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 23h
Aaron Pierre is a fantastic actor, but when he started rapping ScottieOttie on Lanterns this past week, I thought "Yikes, this is kinda like Richard Cheese singing Motörhead" and now I can't get the thought of Richard Cheese singing Elevators outta my head. IT'S me and... YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 29/09/2026
Daniel.
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 29/09/2026
I don't always miss living in California, but with this Bearcubs game starting at 10PM EDT...
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 29/09/2026
Now that the Indiana Hoosiers have the Mandate of Heaven and will never lose again, I process this by declaring myself the Hobo King and insisting that all my foes are broke-ass bums; raggedy in their vestment and countenance. Then I make Trainyard Earl play our fight song on his Hooch Jar Banjo.
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 29/09/2026
LEMME TELL YA SUMPIN, PAPA BEAR HALAS WAS A PLAYER COACH WE GATTA LET CASET KEENUMS DO DAT TOO
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 29/09/2026
Can’t wait for all of my dad’s high school classmates to call into AM 670 tomorrow with incredibly normal and reasonable takes about this game
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 29/09/2026
Carl from Lombard will be calling into The Score tomorrow to say exactly this
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 29/09/2026
Father no this is not how we phrase that
Bears are absolutely on fire
Love Case Keenum and the D
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1. House is a complete unknown 2. This vote is hopefully some ceremonial Senatorial group hug they can do because they know it won’t pass the House 3. Long term I can’t see any arrangement of the current Supreme Court that wouldn’t see this as a restriction of interstate commerce
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 29/09/2026
Literally pulled an “ope just gonna sneak on by ya dere”
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 29/09/2026
I’m hiding in the lard barrel
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 29/09/2026
Case Keen has a plastic aorta, a wooden hip, and a silly putty testicle at his age. He needs to never, ever run that ball.
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 29/09/2026
Thanks for everything, Mr. B
Signed picture from the cast of Saved by the Bell
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 29/09/2026
Bear down
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 29/09/2026
He just got done selling papers for a nickel on Michigan Ave.
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 29/09/2026
YEAH BUDDY
Mondo, Hasbro, and Funko Real Ghostbusters toys
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 29/09/2026
Resplendent Cubs cigarette vendor the size of a house
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 29/09/2026
Sirianni looks like he’s trying to figure out how to tell his in-laws that he spent the money they gave him for a home down payment on a pontoon boat
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 29/09/2026
Maybe the Lord has a different plan for them
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 29/09/2026
I WANT DAT GIANT PREZZEL
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 29/09/2026
This anthem rules
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 29/09/2026
Gonna have to check on Dad in about an hour
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 28/09/2026
I am familiar. I went to Taylor.
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Timmy Boy @tcinternets.com · 28/09/2026
Cool that my alma mater is in the top 500, but how the HELL is Indiana Wesleyan that high?????
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