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Travis Wolf @tbrianwolf.bsky.social · 5h

Your brain has to be big time broken to refer to the performance of actual humans as "RNG"

Travis Wolf @tbrianwolf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Vance is starting to look like the discount impersonator Nathan Fielder would hire to play JD Vance

Travis Wolf @tbrianwolf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Namek arc Frieza subordinate who shouts, "You'll never get away with this!" before Vegeta vaporizes him

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Zac Taylor should have been out the door two seasons ago but if we miss the playoffs because of self-inflicted wounds it's time to yeet him out of the sport

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Cincinnati finally has the pieces they need to win it all but this team is so fucking sloppy through three games. Penalties all over the o-line in weeks one in two, whatever the fuck was going on with the defense and special teams in week three. Embarrassing performances all around for a good team.

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Not saying anything but I genuinely have never heard of this song lmao

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Some great stuff in Sonnenfeld's wikipedia

The opening sentence to Barry Sonnenfeld's "Career" section.

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The mistakes was the flying stormtroopers. Nobody wants flying stormtroopers! They should stay on the ground.

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It's actually fine that Breaking Bad's last season is its weakest. It doesn't crash out like Game of Thrones or Stranger Things, it just wraps up, and sometimes the work that goes into wrapping up is kind of underwhelming! I think it's fine.

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Wasting time with this boring discourse when we could be debating real controversial takes like Friday Night Lights season two is its best

A lot of the Breaking Bad backlash comes from viewers who came in late to the series around the last season. Viewership exploded after season four and five is easily the weakest season of the series.

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Even before Game of Thrones got "bad" it's shocking how many characters are given One Thing and never shut up about it. Petyr Baelish and the only woman he's ever loved, Lord Varys' castration. At a certain point they start to feel like NPCs in a video game.

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I love Breaking Bad and just have never really enjoyed Mad Men but even saying that I know it's a better show lmao

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Shakespeare sweating in this training

There are obviously bigger things that people are taking away from this but why would you need your zip code to pump gas

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Cracked recently purged a bunch of stuff from the old days. As far as I know they removed all the features columnists' articles

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Somehow my tiny hometown was the Midwest test market for Del Taco and I was devastated to learn that it's like if a bad taco bell merged with a bad burger king

Travis Wolf @tbrianwolf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

But also why would "Shakespeare adaptation uses original text" be newsworthy lol

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Travis Wolf @tbrianwolf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Eggers is genuinely such a freak for historical accuracy, if this is what's happening here these reports are probably driving him insane

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Travis Wolf @tbrianwolf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Drive started in the student section

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There's going to be a whole generation of kids who don't know that the hottest celebrities in the past looked like charasmatic post office workers and it's all AI's fault

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The old man is mad because he's imagining what if the water was trans

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Then you have Bly Manor, which is Flanagan saying what if I did a show that was all monologues as the camera slow zooms into characters for ten minutes

The good is really good and it's more than often really good than bad, but sometimes you get a monologue as the camera slow zooms into a character for ten minutes and those scenes are interminable

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I don't think telling moderate voters "we're willing to abandon our principles to get your vote" is the message Democrats should be sending

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I'd be curious to see what the polling on any trans messaging is for moderate voters because I'd have to guess unless they're deeply brain melted from X and Fox News, this shit doesn't move the bar for most people. All it does is show a lack of conviction by Dema which has been an issue since Obama.

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Travis Wolf @tbrianwolf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Crazy level of anti-trans propaganda in this one shot

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I'm not confident that Watson has five TDs left in his career

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Travis Wolf @tbrianwolf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Wait I watched the video what is going on with the construction of the sentence "an ai system solved a math problem in 88 hours that human beings had struggled with for almost a hundred years"

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Travis Wolf @tbrianwolf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Mock his look all you like, it's common knowledge that Meatwad gets the honeys

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"Tommy, is it true you were laid off by Nintendo during Metroid Prime's development?" "Next question." "Tommy, did you give Metroid Prime a negative review on Judgment Day because you resented being fired?" "Not you, I hate you."

Weird experience going to recess five minutes after my teacher said "9/11 just happened" and the lunch ladies were watching it on the cafeteria TVs, panicked when they saw us coming, and jumped to turn the televisions off like nothing bad was happening at all

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I've heard a lot of "my teachers turned the TV on" stories but my experience was similar to this. My teacher told us because she felt we should know, but the school admin explicitly told her to act cool and zip it.

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"I've missed the mark on some of my past statements, and I'll be the first to admit it. What I meant when I said gaming racists

Travis Wolf @tbrianwolf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

James Talarico morphing into Tommy Tallarico

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Thing about Cregger is that when he did the media rounds for Weapons he kept saying, "this movie is not funny, why do people think this movie is funny" so I'm not super stressed about him making Resident Evil less funny because I don't think he knows how to not be funny

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Travis Wolf @tbrianwolf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Major Slaughter sounds like a Thomas Pynchon character

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Travis Wolf @tbrianwolf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

There's so much to unpack in this, but even if Rodgers lands on the side of "AIPAC bad," his perspective is that he's upset that MAGA isn't a real movement because that's a cause he can believe in

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Travis Wolf @tbrianwolf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Saw a clip of Judgment Day recently where Tommy Tallarico described Jak II as "more realistic" than Jak and Daxter

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Travis Wolf @tbrianwolf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

People have been using the term "realistic" since like the start of the millennium to describe a quality in media that I don't think is usually fully understood so they just take the closest word to it.

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Travis Wolf @tbrianwolf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This the same site with a White House timeline for kids that talks about Clinton and Lewinsky?

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Travis Wolf @tbrianwolf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I've never been intensely afraid of spiders but something that helped me become way less uncomfortable around them was watching videos about spiders, reading articles about them, immersing myself in the subject. Not sure if that helps someone with a genuine fear though, hope you feel better!

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Travis Wolf @tbrianwolf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It's so funny that the plot to the Mr. Beast book is "what it Mr. Beast killed people"

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Travis Wolf @tbrianwolf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The book reader demographic doesn't tend to read books whose author's name is a YouTube handle