jack @tboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026girl what were we collectively going thru in the aughts that caused goths vs preps to spill over into mainstream culture ?? 110
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026whenever i see a fanfic that’s like 400k words and an AU that bears little-to-no resemblance to the original setting, instead of being like “why didn’t you just write an original novel” im like “you go girl (gn)”. let them have a little fun!! 000
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i enjoy imagining introducing my most normie friends to locktober 100
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026BOOM remembered the exact year querelle came out off the top of my head 100
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026the amount that fried shallots improve a salad is insane. five minutes to slice + fry them and it makes me eat salad every night of the week 100
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026the older i get, the less patience i have for queers who don’t know their history 100
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026a band that was popular at my high school just put out their first album in 13 years and it’s making me nostalgic for new jersey?? did not know i had that in me 000
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jack @tboy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026damn tl is bad and news is bad. bad vibes on here today gang. i will keep my promise to only ever tweet about inanities 000
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026unfortunately the teenage boy inside us never dies (i recognized a black keys song playing in the waiting room) 100
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 26/05/2026why is it so hard to buy basic things (clothing, glasses, etc) that AREN’T made with child and/or poverty wage labor 000
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026my cosmo t-girl arrived and oh my GOD is it hilarious and spot-on 171
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jack @tboy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026to me, the height of comedy is the mechanicals performing pyramus and thisbe 000
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Uh-Oh! I Drank Too Much Coffee And Now I’m Vibrating So Fast That I Can See God! 000
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026i opened an apple music playlist of dad rock and it’s not like, credence clearwater revival and eric clapton, it’s arcade fire and the decemberists. so if you need me i’ll just be over here perishing 010
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026intellectually? i know dog sitters say the same thing to all dog owners. emotionally? i fully believe my dog IS the sweetest and cutest of all dogs they know. 010
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026in most ways i have gotten older and set aside my childish things. however it turns out Lord of the Rings still fuckin slaps 000
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 15/12/2025nothing quite like a bowl of simple cacio e pepe on a night when youre too wiped to cook anything that takes more then 10 minutes 010
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 12/12/2025the canonical version of Santa Baby is miss piggy’s cover m.youtube.com/watch?v=cdP1...m.youtube.comSanta BabyYouTube video by Miss Piggy - Topic 010
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 07/12/2025bro hector just shouldnt have killed patroclus. boom totally different ending to the trojan war 010
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 04/12/2025if I had a nickel for every they/she nonbinary lesbian cousin age 24-25 who has converted to judaism id have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but its weird that it happened twice 120
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 03/12/2025i switched mid-year from spotify to Apple Music so my wrapped is only for like six months. that said my overall taste is certified Gay Guy ™️ 000
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 29/11/2025absolutely insane that everyone in the Iliad is constantly stripping their fallen foes’ armor and weapons in the middle of active combat on the battlefield. skyrim-ass mechanics 100
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 28/11/2025i see anti-consumerist black friday posts and am like “yes but this is when i stock up on underwear and socks!” and then the posts continue on to talk about people buying tablets and the latest phone model and brand name thingies i have never heard of and then i am like :0 110
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 28/11/2025having been vegetarian for 11 years, I now (a) couldn’t cook a turkey if my life depended on it and (b) forget that turkey is the traditional centerpiece rather than mac&cheese 100
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025oh man nothing drives me personally up the wall like casual friends dropping “feminist” takes that are slightly dressed up versions of “woman good man bad” 100
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 22/11/2025stretch selvedge and zips on high-quality-leather boots are offensive 100
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 17/11/2025watching the local news and an honest-to-god televangelist ad came on. what the actual fuck!! I have never seen one in the wild and did not think they still did these!!! 000
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 16/11/2025bought myself an expensive new dick woooooo happy early holidays to me 010
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 15/11/2025every millennial at this wedding just had a spiritual experience on the dance floor screaming along to Thnks Fr Th Mmrs. we were all turning to each other after the song like “did you feel that” 010
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 12/11/2025ive been watching the x-files and man the politics of this show are weird. “the government is lying to you and there are big shadowy conspiracies” but also “we’re fbi and we love being cops and trying to get the death penalty for perps we capture” 000
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 07/11/2025what does it mean to “slam your body down and wind it all around”. what motion is this describing 000
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025🎶 whoa-oh, we’re full of dread 🎶 🎶 whoa-OH, hanging on by a thread 🎶 000
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025sunset today was at 4:48pm and it’s not gonna get later than that until January 19 2026 000
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 02/11/2025this pre-movie movie theater playlist is an insane set of aughts arcana. muse’s supermassive black hole followed by Macklemore’s thrift shop followed by the decemberists’ mariners revenge song. did i walk thru a wormhole 000
jack @tboy.bsky.social · 02/11/2025as someone who grew up in yankeesland and then lived my adult life in giantsland, the dodgers are my Mortal Enemy and i am full of pain-anger-sadness 000
