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TommyBen

@tbapple.bsky.social
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Nihilist in the kitchen, humanist in the bedroom and an actor at work, in the role of civil servant. Live long and prosper.

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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Fall Equinox fellow citizens. Heating Oil discussions will be entering the chat soon.
3 year Heating Oil Chart showing pre-Iran high around $3.45 per gallon and current prices around $5 per gallon.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you’ll accept as a bribe.
Razorback red-tipped white arrowhead shaped racing spacecraft from The Expanse
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Anakin and Padme four panel meme
Anakin: We collected forty billion dollars
Padme: For the victims?
Anakin: <glares silently and somewhat menacingly at Padme>
Padme: The money goes to the victims?
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Here’s a picture me Monday about to land at an undisclosed location:
View from about four thousand feet of Midtown NY.  Airborne about 145th Street looking South including most of Central and Empire State Building. Riverside Park in lower right corner and East River on top.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Squirrels do know how to stare you down.
Winter fluffed squirrel judging me from my own window sill.  For what sin are they judging me, I do not know.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Zoom in on Lego Death Star box indicating “9023 pcs/pza”
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Without comment
Chart of Win Probability for Game 1 of Knick Cavs series.  Highlighted when Cavs had a 99.9% probability of winning the game they would eventually lose by 11.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I think Bluesky rolled out a self-care algo specifically for Mets fans:
Empty Bluesky search results for “Mets” indicating “We’re sorry, but your search could not be completed”
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.
My kid’s cat Alice on the credenza, in the sun and preparing to jump down to the floor.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Hoth weather on Long Island
Snow cave with Lego Star Wars: Chewbacca, AT-ST, Snow cave with Lego Star Wars: Chewbacca, AT-ST,
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Winter Wonderland in Westbury
View from balcony of snow covered plants and furniture
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Balmy and beautiful 32° in Central Park. CC: @chrislhayes.bsky.social The dirt is cars, especially tire rubber.
Asphalt pathway in the North Woods section of NYC’s Central Park with Boathouse and the Harlem Meer through the trees in the distance.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Not sure if we are going to Greenland but it's weather is coming here:
View from two 2nd floor windows, double-hung and mullioned only on the top panel.  The thin sliver of wall between the two windows has two, vertically mounted, 8 x 10 canvases of brightly styled artwork with the bottom of a third canvas visible on top..  A wood black cat silhouette is propped against in bottom of the right window, peering out at the falling snow.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Fond memories of my Word Perfect keyboard overlay
Image of Word Perfect word processor IBM keyboard overlay with function key commands and “Mini Manual”
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
This story arc could be very short.
Scene from Mad Man with Eugene Hofstadt, Betty Draper’s dementia addled father, encouraging his grandson to wear a dead man’s Kaiser era bullet-holed, spike adorned, battle helmet.  This scene having also been proceeded by a public groping of said daughter, who he mistakenly thought was his dead wife.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Here’s a sculpture my daughter made years ago, who knew?
Sculpture of handsome Squidward, neighbor of Spongebod SquarePants
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Cover of children’s book “Leo the Late Bloomer” features cartoon lion peering naively over their right shoulder amongst yellow and red flowers and butterflies with a sky blue background
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Bufflehead Duck Central Park
Swimming Bufflehead Duck Central Park
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Trump was flying like George Clooney in Up In The Air. “Congratulations, this is your 100th Trip to Epstein Island”
Mustachioed pilot congratulating a passenger for excessive flying
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
So I guess Maduro’s only options are to go into exile, hold elections quick or start digging a hole. #Venezuala
Drawing of Saddam Hussein’s hiding place that resembles a ground hog’s den; Entrance hidden by rubble, descending down six feet to an alcove shaped like an oversized coffin, equipped with fan and Air Vent to surface
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Some farmers be watching Goodfellas.
Scene from Goodfellas where young Henry Hill is running from a large conflagration of his own making as part of an insurance scam.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Joined my Nassau County CSEA Union Local 830 for an Anti-AI bot protest. Our local DA is trying to replace human Union employees with AI.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Everyone of those little dots is a commercial break on the Ryder Cup coverage. Lol, 😂
Picture of Ryder Cup TV coverage showing the progress bar of the telecast with shaded dots for every commercial break.  The dots number in the dozens and almost take up as much space as non commercial TV time.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Also saw Joe Piscopo
View from outdoor, on street dining area as Feast of San Generro festival float passes by. On the float is smiling Grand Marshall Joe Piscopo wearing a suit with red tie and a sash with a lath white strip border on top in green and bottom in red.  Flanking the float is a large sunglasses and suit wearing security guard of unknown employment.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Listening to my CSEA Webinar on Medicaid cuts. Bleak.
Map of NY State indicating Hospitals at risk of closure under the Big Beautiful Bill Medicaid cuts; 64 hospitals.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
“Mr. President, it’s not advisable to pardon her, but no one will notice if you move her to Club Fed with Henry, Paulie and Vinnie.”
Kitchen area of Pennsylvania state penitentiary, circa 1980’s.  Henry, Paulie and Vinnie sitting down to a nice Italian million.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
There are already hundreds (thousands?) of windmills throughout the American Heartland:
Windmills as far as the eye can see on the Texas plains as viewed from Interstate 40.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Central Park last weekend. And he hung out pretty close and very plump. My guess is people have been hand feeding.
Male Cardinal among foliage.  Looking very plump.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Behold the pocket cloaca.
Red soda gun, featuring buttons for Sprite, Coke, Soda, T, Q, G, Diet, Water, O and M.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
This is the natural evolution from the previous epoch’s pocket cloaca.
Red soda gun, featuring buttons for Sprite, Coke, Soda, T, Q, G, Diet, Water, O and M.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
By choice man ! - Howard at the Gas-n-Sip
Local lonely boy sitting in the parking lot of a Gas-N-Sip pointedly responding to the question of why “If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?”

“By choice, man !”
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Big Wuss Energy
Lobby of 1990’s high-end NYC hotel, revolving door exit in background, two men facing each other.
Effeminate man in inside out suede jacket exposing whimsical red and white striped lining.
His companion, a Hemmingway-esque boomer, scowls disapprovingly at this ridiculous display.
Man-boy Jerry Seinfeld defends his choice as a response to the rain, alluded to earlier “But it’s suede”.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Tombstone sent by RCA executive Howard Bromberg to the leader of the COBOL committee, Charlie Phillips, in 1960
Small Tombstone with stone carved Lamb on top and "COBOL" written in all caps.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I’m telling my kinds “turtles all the way down” was coined by Dr. Seuss.
Scene from Dr. Seuss’s classic Yertle the Turtle.  Yertle, in a bucolic meadow, is stacked precariously on top of at least five turtles extending past the bottom of the page.  Yertle is gazing happily at some goats in the distance.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I bet there are few dozen Abbey Road Winslows out there.
Iconic album cover to The Beatles Abbey Road.  George, Paul, Ringo & John crossing 1970’s British suburban street, strutting left to right in stride with each other
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
BTW - Best Souvenir I own, purchased in Brussels and self imported, no Tariff 😂
Framed poster of Tintin comic “Objectif Lune” (Operation Moon) featuring Tintin, Snowy & Captain Haddock in bounding blue army style jeep, heading for Red and White checkerboard tripod Rocket  that is surrounded by scaffolding foreshadowing the impending launch.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
Cover of Destination Moon; sixteenth volume of The Adventures of Tintin, the comics series by Belgian cartoonist Hergé.  Featuring Tintin, his dog Snowy and Captain Haddock in space suits on a Moon outcropping of rocks overlooking their iconic red and white checkerboard rocket-ship, which is sitting idly on the valley plain
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Costco Olive Oil comes from 11 countries. I wonder how many different countries go into making more complex products? The modern world is so not ready for Tariffs and trade wars.
Detail of Costco Regular Olive Oil listing all possible countries that may have oil in this container; Argentina, Australia, Chile, Spain, Greece, Italy, Morocco, Peru, Portugal, Tunisian, Turkey.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Poor Lockheed Martin
One year chart of Lookheed Martin stock leading to highs in lead up to Trump’s coronation now plunging with the reality of MAGA.  Letters “FA” and “FO” are superimposed in red at their relevant points in the time axis.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Not just any part, a freaking body panel glued on, they couldn’t even splurge for $15 plastic clips:
$15 Plastic body panel fastener kit, which is useless in repairing glued-on Cybertruck parks.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Rare Haggis taxidermy (Kelvingrove Museum, Glasgow):
Haggis diaramma at the Kelvingrove Museum, Glasgow
(The mythical animal not the dish)
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
FYI - Tariffs do not lead to inflation if they tank the economy. Smoot–Hawley Tariff Act was passed in 1930:
Chart of Inflation after 1930 Tariff Act: 
1931 9.3% deflation
1932 10.30% deflation
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
#birds
Raven ? on snowy grassland
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Also a lot of prairie dogs in South Dakota.
South Dakota Badland ranch with horses and prairie dogs
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
1930 shows the same NW Hitler power center.
1930 German election map
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
On Friday, I was sent an automated email Nassau County Bruce Blakeman falsely claiming "Congestion Pricing Halted" and "Trump halts...Congestion Pricing".  Isn't this currently a lie?  No qualifiers like "pledge to". This goes out to thousands of residents and is on official County "stationary".
Official Nassau County spam email from County Executive Bruce Blakeman false claiming that Trump already halted Congestion Pricing in NYC when, in fact, Congestion Pricing is still going strong.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
How can anyone creative like these monotonous brutalist monsters?
View of lot full of Tesla’s dominated by Cybertrucks looking like a row of shiny new dumpsters.
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Melody made me find this, sorry.
Live rat in a vending machine
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TommyBen @tbapple.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Posting for some reason: Trump is looking at the opposite trajectory.
Germany CDAX Stock Index from 1930 to 1950.  Down prior to Hitler’s rise to power in 1933 Bullish until 1938. Bullish again starting in 1940.  Top in 1942 and stayed there frozen through fall of Germany until repriced in 1948 at two decade low.  Reached previous 1932 low by 1949
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