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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈

@tazntampa.bsky.social
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Not handsome enough to be this big of an asshole, but here we are. The guy you warn people about before introducing me and never answer my call on speaker. If your profile is Political posts and bitching about Trump, I'm not likely going to follow back.

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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I'm the kind of friend who would take a bullet for you. I'm also probably the reason why we're being shot at, but ya know..
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
“Just one more thing. You said the Epstein files were a Democratic hoax—cooked up by Obama, Hillary, and Biden. But here’s the part I can’t figure out: you were a confidential FBI informant on the Epstein case. So tell me, how exactly did the Democrats get you to spy on a hoax?”
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
SWALWELL: “The masks are terrorizing women.” FOX: “Did you wear a mask in 2020?” SWALWELL: “I’m not a cop. Cute gotcha though.” ( @ericswalwell.bsky.social also calls Jesse Watters “not a real man” in this clip that aired… on Watters show)
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
⚡BREAKING NEWS: Zelenskyy promises to reconcile Trump and Musk within 24 hours
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Never would I have thought Elon & Trump would break during Pride Month
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
The things you find to watch when hiding in a cave, avoiding UV light due to eye surgery. This is a hard watch, intense, but a very good movie—recommended viewing.
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A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints
The movie is a coming-of-age drama about a boy growing up in Astoria, N.Y., during the 1980s. As his friends end up dead, on drugs or in prison, he comes to believe he has been saved from their fate b...
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
There is no evidence that JD Vance killed the Pope. There is also no evidence that JD Vance did not kill the Pope. In conclusion, JD Vance should be deported to El Salvador.
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
If you think immigrants are invading America, but Russia isn't invading Ukraine, you might be a MAGA. By Trump's logic, the best thing we can do if we want peace is to just give the immigrants what they want.
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Everybody's about to understand why our great-grandmothers washed their aluminum foil and saved the bacon grease.
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Wait until the Cult realizes their MAGA Merch is about to get that China Tariff surcharge
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
A sleepy old guy saw nine consecutive quarters of record stock gains and job growth. The smartest businessman and stable genius fucked it all up in eight weeks.
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Anyone, anyone, anyone... youtu.be/yuOHbyuanbY?...
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Hawley–Smoot Tariff - Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
YouTube video by International School History
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
So let me get this straight: Donald Trump hit places with NO people and NO trade with the U.S. and imposed tariffs on an island full of penguins, but left Russia alone? www.npr.org/2025/04/03/n...
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Trump's tariffs are so far-reaching they include several remote, uninhabited islands
The global tariffs Trump announced this week include remote territories like Heard and McDonald Islands in the Indian Ocean that don't actually have human populations. Here's what to know about them.
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
So, this is what ChatGPT thinks I would have looked like at my current age in 1890 - ngl, I'd do me...😍
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Pete Hegseth's "five things I did this week" email is gonna be lit.
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
To capitalize on this opportunity, in honor of Pete Hegseth, Signal is changing its name to "Whiskeyleaks."
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Yesterday King Charles was inspecting a British ship. He did so dressed as King of Canada, wearing Canadian military decorations and honours, including the Order of Canada and the Canadian Order of Military Merit. Sending the U.S.A. and the world a message, a LOUD message.
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The response from Frontier is insane - attacking the news for asking why they sent someone to a Collection Agency for charges for services NEVER provided. Frontier is acting like they are the victim! www.wfla.com/8-on-your-si...
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New Port Richey woman sent to collections for internet service she never received
Francine Leirer said she was stunned to get a “past due” bill for $78.20 last fall from Frontier because she never had their service.
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Hamburger Helper only works if the Hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
My husband: "The least you can do is take me out to dinner." Me: "I don't go to dinner with married men." My husband: "I'm your husband!!!" Me: "I don't make exceptions."
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
TikTok is back, and I’m waiting for the follow-up vids from the creators that pulled the equivalent of whipping your dick out on a crashing plane only to find out it’s mild turbulence, and you now have an awkward 5 hours till Heathrow.
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
The people wanting to invade Greenland say it’s too cold to go outside for the Inauguration. Let that sink in.
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
For your enjoyment and confirmation that all dreams can come true - sing like nobody's listening! Abba - The Last Video
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Abba - The Last Video
YouTube video by AbbaVEVO
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Germanic Warrior admiring a Roman Helmet, painted by Omar Schindler.
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I don't want to alarm anyone. But, rumor has it there are caravans of marauding Tech Workers gathering at the border, readying for a Jan 21st invasion.
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Today’s Tampa Bay weather is perfect. No better reason than to head out for some Holiday Shopping for a very, very, important VIP #me The Holiday Spirit has finally assimilated my body, resistance was futile. Wish you all a happy Sunday and Holiday Spirit!
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
There's no way that the whole Siberian Orchestra is Trans.
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Delay, Deny, Defend, and NEVER BACK DOWN. This is why the U.S. has the world's most expensive healthcare system and the highest number of bankruptcy cases due to medical debt. www.yahoo.com/news/leaked-...
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Leaked Video Shows Insurance CEO Gloating About Denying Care, Calling Critics Delusional
UnitedHealth Group CEO Andrew Witty made some eyebrow raising remarks following the assassination of his colleague Brian Thompson. On the day of Thompson's murder, Witty addressed employees in a compa...
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Raise your hand if you have searched "Luigi Mangione NSFW" or "Luigi Mangione OF" in the last 2 days.
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
#yup
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
NYPD shares photos of the alleged gunman who killed the UnitedHealthcare CEO. PLEASE RESHARE
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I always think of you when I dunk my cookies in milk, especially while I hold them under until the bubbles stop.
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Starting to wrap Christmas Gifts for you fuckers
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
How come there's enough asphalt for speed bumps but not enough to fill pot holes?
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Attention all: Your assignment for this evening when the Tryptophan and Edibles kick in. There will be a pop quiz later 🦃🦃🦃 www.paramountplus.com/movies/video...
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Home for the Holidays - Watch Full Movie on Paramount Plus
After losing her job, making out with her soon to be ex-boss, and finding out that her daughter plans to spend Thanksgiving with her boyfriend, Claudia Larson
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Anyone wonder if clouds look down at us and say “that one shaped like a idiot”
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
They say Money talks. All mine ever says is "goodbye"
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Sharon Hodde Miller @sharonhmiller.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Both "humility" and "humanity" come from the same Latin word: humus. Which means "earth" or "ground." It's a beautiful reminder that humility--as painful as it can be--is simply restoring us to what we truly are. Human. Limited. Created. Not God.
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I have been here all of three days; what took so long...
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"Taz" - I am 5 of 7 - 🇺🇸 🇵🇱 🇵🇷 🏳️‍🌈 @tazntampa.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
@bsky.app Please make sure you're properly staffing for the inbound new users. It will be a huge effort to prevent this from becoming what the former Twitter has become.
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