Noah Collins @tazhii.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I would like random TVs in the airport to show where someone is coming from, where they’re going, and the X-ray of their bag. 000
Noah Collins @tazhii.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Wait, Dr. Frankenstein was kind of an eco sustainable king 000
Noah Collins @tazhii.bsky.social · 17/12/2024“Hey what tribe are you?” “Oh.. sorry.. I’m not Native, I just really like Jean jackets” 010
Noah Collins @tazhii.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Start screenshotting your friends posts and texts in case they decide to eventually run for office 000
Noah Collins @tazhii.bsky.social · 15/12/2024My new “in this essay I will” is “in this experiment I have” 000
Noah Collins @tazhii.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Seeing which meme someone liked on Instagram reels is like finding out where one of your friends lives because you saw them walking into their house as you drove by 010
Noah Collins @tazhii.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I am so wealthy, in fact, that I can consume a box of blueberries in one sitting and I only think about it for maybe 1-2 hours 000