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Noah Collins

@tazhii.bsky.social
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PhD Candidate at Princeton University | Population geneticist and Indigenous Anthropologist | Full-time peripatetic

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Noah Collins @tazhii.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I would like random TVs in the airport to show where someone is coming from, where they’re going, and the X-ray of their bag.
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Noah Collins @tazhii.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Wait, Dr. Frankenstein was kind of an eco sustainable king
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Noah Collins @tazhii.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
“Hey what tribe are you?” “Oh.. sorry.. I’m not Native, I just really like Jean jackets”
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Noah Collins @tazhii.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Fiscally Toyotathon but socially Ford truck month
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Noah Collins @tazhii.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Start screenshotting your friends posts and texts in case they decide to eventually run for office
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Noah Collins @tazhii.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Milk Bread Eggz ? Salmin?
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Noah Collins @tazhii.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I use Bluesky like you normies use the notes app
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Noah Collins @tazhii.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
The Standford Prison Experiment by Jackbox Games©️
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Noah Collins @tazhii.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
My new “in this essay I will” is “in this experiment I have”
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Noah Collins @tazhii.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Seeing which meme someone liked on Instagram reels is like finding out where one of your friends lives because you saw them walking into their house as you drove by
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Noah Collins @tazhii.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I am so wealthy, in fact, that I can consume a box of blueberries in one sitting and I only think about it for maybe 1-2 hours
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Noah Collins @tazhii.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I, for one, welcome our new media overlords.
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