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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 13/09/2026
Evanescence 💝
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 12/09/2026
Completed a 50km (walking). Was fourth in my group. My feet hurt so much.
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 07/09/2026
Christianity:
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 25/08/2026
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 19/08/2026
36km walked today. Now for a lie down.
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 07/08/2026
Watching the Heartstopper movie. It’s so twee
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 31/07/2026
Without context
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 14/07/2026
This is very much my mood.
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 06/07/2026
Ngl but I think I look rather good here.
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 29/06/2026
What’s it like inside your head…?
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 22/06/2026
I hate Keir Starmer so much
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 16/06/2026
It’s Zephram Cockring’s hat and jacket 🥹
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 03/06/2026
Forgot yesterday was the anniversary of my mum’s death and yet somehow I ended up watching the same thing I watched the morning after I’d been told the news.
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 22/05/2026
Andy Burnham
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 20/05/2026
Again. Starmer is a cunt.
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 19/05/2026
Same
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 11/05/2026
“Yes, the Starmer multi-tool can fillet fish, provided their spines have been removed first. Did I mention it was handmade by my father?”
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 07/05/2026
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 24/04/2026
Passed Connor Swindells at my local station. This is bollocks 😂
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 21/04/2026
They haven’t wandered off.
Dead parents. Innit.
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 18/04/2026
Without stating your age, post your favourite film released the year you turned 18. And it is my favourite 🥹
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 12/04/2026
My recipe for Garibaldi biscuits rhttps://tayloredbites.com/garibaldi-biscuits
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 01/04/2026
You know which Canadian actor needs to be in Heated Rivalry 2:
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 29/03/2026
Homemade iced gems. Recipe: tayloredbites.com/iced-gems
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 26/03/2026
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 26/03/2026
I made bread
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 23/03/2026
Someone thought I was 33 yesterday.
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 23/03/2026
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 17/03/2026
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 17/03/2026
This was a jump scare
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 15/03/2026
Jaffa cakes recipe: tayloredbites.com/jaffa-cakes
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 15/03/2026
Showgirls. What a film!
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 13/03/2026
🥐
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 07/03/2026
You from a different decade. Me in the early 90s.
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 05/03/2026
“There’s an old Vulcan proverb. Only Nixon can go to Primark.” Every time they say “primarch” 😂
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 27/02/2026
Look at him
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 27/02/2026
Lucy Powell rn
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 27/02/2026
Starmer today
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 26/02/2026
Sourdough croissants
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 23/02/2026
The face of someone whose body has finally remembered how to breathe alternate sides when doing front crawl.
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 22/02/2026
A mood
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 22/02/2026
Changing the vacuum bag and my parents decide to visit. #iykyk
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 21/02/2026
Slabs
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 21/02/2026
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 21/02/2026
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 20/02/2026
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 18/02/2026
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 17/02/2026
Homemade iced gems and Jaffa cakes
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 15/02/2026
Homemade Nice and Garibaldi biscuits
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Jacob @tayloredbites.com · 12/02/2026
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