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@tay-unrushed.bsky.social
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Taylor Swift lover 🫶🏼 and Roller Coaster nerd 🤓 Friend of Dorothea 🌈 performance artlor 🎩🪄 “Love is just kindness with its work boots on” 🥾

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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 11h
Yeah the odds are getting a little better considering the last time I checked the score it was 2-4
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 11h
What are the chances Cleveland wins these next two games against the White Socks and goes on to play Tampa and Taylor goes to watch Florida!!! vs Cleveland! on the 13th? 🤔
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Im watching The Lifeguard because it was on Roku live and I was going to say it aged poorly but then I saw the year it was released… they absolutely had no business making a movie in 2013 about a 29 year old woman and 16 year old boy hooking up🫢 Kristen Bell how strapped for cash were you? holy shit
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My thoughts on Donald Trump’s treasonous ass saying bombing American citizens is a-ok with him
Maddy from Euphoria saying “oh this bitch needs to be put down”
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As a reminder; Jimmy, when talking about Cleto, said, “and if that sounds gay it’s because it was”
In case you missed it: Jimmy Kimmel has shared an unexpected story about Matthew McConaughey trying to console him at the Emmys after Kimmel got emotional over the death of his childhood friend Cleto Escobedo Ill. Full story in the comments

Jimmy Kimmel says
Matthew McConaughey
'rubbed his p*nis against him' in the Emmys bathroom
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I like my new job but I was in the break room biting my tongue while some lady talked about how seed oils are bad and raw milk is good 😀
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dakota pointing at her tits on Seth Meyers I’m screaming 💀
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My partner is marrying his friends on the anniversary of TLOASG and their first dance song is The Best Day 🥹 Taylor hmu if you want to come it’s in Connecticut
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope Billie Joe wakes up and chooses violence tomorrow
Billie Joe Armstrong waking up at 10:25 (Easter egg for Saviors a couple of years ago)
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Im afraid my comment is going viral in a homophobic/misogynistic towards Taylor way versus a funny haha gaylor/PAlor way :/
Kiss and Tell: Orville Peck dishes on NFL player he kissed

Comment: it’s Travis Kelce (1712 likes)
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just want to read the essays those POS Cornell guys wrote..
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe he kissed Travis 😋
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just found out last night during the VMAs that my partner is very good at lip reading and I can’t wait to exploit this for tay-sleuthing purposes if you want a tay lip reading done hmu
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The second before she thanked Dolly Parton was the longest second of my life I was so worried she was going to thank her husband Travis. Maybe the music video killed the man 🤔
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This face screams “I’m definitely getting a fine for this 😎 this one is for you Kurt” he’s a brat I love him
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Burn that house down 😝
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anyone having a VMA watch party on a discord or anything? I’ll get paramount if I need to but if I don’t need to let me know! TYIA 🤗
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My old roommate is unfortunately one of those gays that would probably vote for Trump (but don’t worry about that because he’s never voted) he’s a head empty just vibes type. Anyway, his first impression of the encore is that he LOVES Cleveland! 😂😂 so that’s the Cleveland! fan demographic
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not Olivia Willow orbing her Baja blast
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Does anyone have any You [the Netflix show] connections to Taylor specifically Season 4? I’m watching it for the first time and it’s very suspicious 🤨
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Joe Goldberg's Puzzled Look
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Taylor Swift’s use of language is so extraordinary. I’m trying to digest Pink Clouding, the line, “I was pink clouding from the thrill of it,” she doesn’t say, “FOR the thrill of it,” she says, “FROM the thrill of it,” I can’t come up with a super clear interpretation but I’m just in awe of her 😻
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Apparently Zach didn’t get the memo that he needed to change his pfp to a throwback 😂
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Promises, promises!
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just came here to laugh about Cleveland! 😂😂😂
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Taylor Swift Byuntear Holding Laugh
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jan 😂
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The single is coming out the same day I’m a Slave 4 U came out 👀
I’m a slave 4 u released Sep 25, 2001 artist Britney Spears album Britney 

Pop music single recorded and released by Britney Spears. The song sees Spears move from her teen heartthrob era to a more urban pop sound with R&B influences. It would go on to peak at the number 27 spot on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart.
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeahhh I’m just going to leave this here youtu.be/IipnUpoW-58
youtu.be
Shinedown - Planet Zero (Official Video)
YouTube video by Shinedown
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is honestly progress though, I remember when the first movie came out Christians thought it was blasphemous because A. There was a witch and B. it was a retelling of Jesus’s crucifixion 😂 now it’s just blasphemy because Lion Jesus is a woman so good for them
Angry Christians say Meryl Streep's casting as Aslan in Narnia is 'blasphemous’
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All Time Low movement this morning I smell their second re-record album coming soon 👀
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Miss Rachel should be canonized as a saint
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Naming a [probably non-FDA approved] “supplement” something super similar to a prescribed medicine that has “similar effects” should literally be illegal. Mad is an understatement. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Did yall hear they found Channing Tatum’s burner account? 💀💀
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dog sitting this handsome fella for the week
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This was partially my fault for choosing a way overpriced venue but it turns out I was also partially right about this too 😂
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Okay Jack purrrr 💅🏼
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
With Troye’s new song sampling Music by Madonna it’s very important you watch this music video as well youtu.be/Sdz2oW0NMFk
youtu.be
Madonna - Music (Official Video)
YouTube video by Madonna
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lmao does anyone know how long Macaulay Culkin’s middle name has been “Instagram” on Instagram
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Joe Alwyn bot please let me know.. is this the funeral scene? 🤭
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah the “letting people convicted of bestiality into the FBI” is bad but don’t let that taboo distract you from Kash Patel listing off “traffickers” after bestiality. The goal was to soften the blow by using something “sexier” before it and it pretty much worked.
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump so badly wanting his name next to Kennedy’s reminds me of the girls who doodle their name next to their crushes name at school
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Donald Trump Kisses American Flag
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hayley is having the time of her life outside of Paramore and I love that for her
HAYLEY WILLIAMS
PRE-SHOW PLAYLIST IS NOW ONLY FORMER ED SHEERAN TOUR OPENERS
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Remember when Ed Sheeran stole Persian culture to sell albums like the British colonizer he is? lol
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One of my neighbors car alarm went off 3 times in the middle of the night last night and so far 4 times today if I get woken up in the middle of the night again I’m going to freak out 😝
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Inner Taylor was right to not trust that little bastard tbh
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kid Cudi could do the funniest thing imaginable and bring Macklemore on his next tour
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I again would like to take this time to bring up that Mariska Hargitay released a documentary last year about how she found out she was born out of an “illicit affair” if you will and has known about it for 30 years
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Plz I need Guillermo to win so bad
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bye Ed 👋🏼
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think the discourse on if Wile E Coyote and Roadrunner are in a gay relationship is part of the blender breaking. That’s just another thing that was always there that everyone over looked.
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Taylor (tailored) @tay-unrushed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
On my last day of work we had a pool closure due to lightning and went back up a couple of hours later, my coworker put on her spam account during her lunch “Mamdani please give us more lightning” and not 5 minutes later did we close again for lightning in the area
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Mamdani Suprise
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