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Quentin J. Parker

@taurion.bsky.social
13 followers 19 following 499 posts

Mischief-maker extraordinaire. Tech & pop culture blerd. Defiantly chubby. Author of #MondoBohemiano (mybook.to/VK6w74) & its upcoming sequel, #TheSpokadelphian.

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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This is pure rage-bait. There should be no mortals in the Top 20. Superman and all of his knockoffs (Omniman, Sentry, and Homelander) are all ranked too high. The Silver Surfer, Spawn, and Spider-Man are all ranked too low. And another thing...y'know what? I need to go lie down...
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
X-Plane 12 - Piper Chieftain - León to Madrid Es un buen día para volar. I return to Spain during the European heatwave for a first flight in Captain Iceman's new Piper Chieftain. An attempt was made to conduct the hop speaking to NextATC's AI. It did not go well. youtu.be/VHJ--tis8DU
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X-Plane 12 - Piper Chieftain - León to Madrid [Log 085]
YouTube video by Quentin Parker
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Slightly turbulent ferry flight back to the Piper Motherland in the X-Aerodynamics M500, with a full showcasing of its support features. Vero Beach Airport scenery by flightyler. youtu.be/M9ODRnq6G4A
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X-Plane 12 - Piper M500 - Charleston to Vero Beach [Log 083]
YouTube video by Quentin Parker
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
When I was in high school, there was a blockbuster miniseries on TV called 'V' about humans resisting an alien invasion. One of the human characters became impregnated by an alien and everyone wondered what the child would look like....
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
A few months back, a prior resident's green card came to my apartment. Rather than trash it, I put it away, thinking one day they'll come looking for it. Well,that day finally came. So glad I kept it. Anyway, that was this weekend. This is what I found in my mail today.
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
X-Plane 12 - Piper Seneca II - Washington, DC to Harrisburg [Log 082] Bright and bumpy day for a circuitous flight up the Mid-Atlantic. youtu.be/24hu3soIlBU
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X-Plane 12 - Piper Seneca II - Washington, DC to Harrisburg [Log 082]
YouTube video by Quentin Parker
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
In regards to Marty Mauser of 'Marty Supreme'...I really, really, REALLY wanna beat him to death. With a ping pong paddle.
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Let's keep the Piper Lovefest going and enjoy a guitar serenade during a cockeyed twin-engine hop over Central Mexico in Captain Iceman's Seneca II. Trust me. It'll all make sense. youtu.be/iR2LwWSlm0Q
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X-Plane 12 - Piper Seneca II - Atizapán de Zaragoza to Álvaro Obregón [Log 081]
YouTube video by Quentin Parker
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The largest human turd, the fossilized specimen picture below, was laid by a Viking. To the gentleman - and a few of the heartier ladies - in my feed, shall we let this go unchallenged?
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
When I was younger and fearlessly stood on chairs, I would take glow in the dark plastic stars and arrange them on my ceiling in the configurations of my favorite constellations. I'm older (and I keep getting reminded of how old I am) so now I just project them in full-color HD and call it a night.
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I'm flying Just Flight and Thranda's new Archer III (for XP12) over lush ortho-painted scenery of Big Sky Country, courtesy of Map Enhancement, and looking at it all using Tobii Head Tracking. The confluence of these elements make me feel like I'm experiencing a brand new sim. youtu.be/T_lCbe5c4zk
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X-Plane 12 - Piper Archer III - Bozeman to Billings [Log 080]
YouTube video by Quentin Parker
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
YES!!!!
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
You know you're old when you start getting those complimentary personalized address labels in the mail. You know you're REALLY old when you actually make good use of them. FML.
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
AeroSphere Simulations released a Piper PA28-181 pack in three variants: the Archer III, the Archer LX, and the Archer DX. To get acquainted with each, I flew to three of my favorite local airports, swapping planes each time. Low wing love, baby. youtu.be/k7bpKHH-Uzw
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X-Plane 12 - Piper Archer - Harrisburg to Belmar [Log 079]
YouTube video by Quentin Parker
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Repost, because it tickles me.
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Saw this and HAD to get it. I'm not expecting to taste it and suddenly be swaddled in visions of a largish, cooking-sweat moistened black woman wearing a bonnet reassuringly calling me 'sugah' as she refills my plate, but hey, I'm curious as to how very far off it is 😜
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
SCIENCE!!!!! youtu.be/T2mNnXwejNM?...
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Why do Black men like big butts?
YouTube video by Elephants in Rooms - Ken LaCorte
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
One of my favorite "Married with Children" moments. Also, real Bud should've broke TV Bud in two over that look. The disrespect!!!
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Europe is officially done with us
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Science!!!
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Keep playin', biped...
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
WHO DO I HAVE TO SLEEP WITH TO GET MY OWN GUNSHIP CUSTOMIZED WITH A DECAL OF MY MANGA AVATAR?!?!?!
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
How I roll at 0700 hrs. Turn down your sound.
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
A fresh, modern render of an beloved older plane, and TWO high-altitude airports surrounded by custom scenery? Sign me up :). By these, I mean flying Thranda Designs' Pilatus PC-12 DGS Series from Sedona to Telluride Regional, both crafted by X-Codr Designs. youtu.be/N8HWfH1Di4Q
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X-Plane 12 - Pilatus PC-12/47 - Sedona to Telluride [Log 078]
YouTube video by Quentin Parker
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Don't tailgate.
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
"Lord, I see what you have done for others..."
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Somebody come get their dad!!!!
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
The fiestier they are, the more I want to pet them.
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Oohhhhhhhhh..... 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Dudes.
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Edited, but still funny.
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
F-16 Fighting Falcon flyby.
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Kept some beef stew at the office in case of sub-freezing weather. Finally got to bust it out 👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I can change her. And even if I can't, mind ya business.
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I mean 🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️
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Quentin J. Parker @taurion.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Just seen in my office's men's room. I can't. I just can't. Ya nasty bastiges.
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