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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 03/10/2026
FUCK
A screenshot from the app The Outsiders showing a daily readiness score of 23% for October 3. The status is labeled "Poor Readiness" with a note explaining that sleep fell short and advising to focus on getting back to baseline rather than pushing through.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 03/10/2026
Debbie Downer from SNL with the caption That's AI.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 03/10/2026
I’m in danger dot gif
A partial screenshot of my physical readiness in the app, the outsiders

Today October 2
12%
Poor Readiness
That was tough. Recovery is the only smart move now, so your body can catch up and come back the way you like it: stronger.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 01/10/2026
lol
A CNN newsletter pop-up asks “Do you want the news summarized?” and prompts for an email address. Behind it, the headline reads “Exclusive: US military had close call after using AI for false intelligence report, sources say.”
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 29/09/2026
Happy National Coffee Day #CoffeeNerds
A hand holding a beige coffee mug with the text "BEWARE OF ATLIENS" and "PORTRAIT COFFEE" printed on it in green lettering. Next to the portrait coffee logo is the Outkast logo.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 28/09/2026
📍 Sightglass Coffee, Berkeley, California, US #GrainSocial grain.social/profile/did:plc:tft77e…
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 25/09/2026
me 2 linkedin
a small pink ball-shaped remote controlled robot with orange pipe cleaner arms glued to the sides. the robot is pointing toward the bottom shelf in a family dollar saying "can you get me one of those?" the image has been edited to have the word "Job" overlayed on the items in the shelf
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 24/09/2026
livin da life
A photo of my right hand holding a bright green drink in a plastic disposable cup filled with an iced green cold beverage with a green straw. Attached to the green straw is a gummy frog. with a stick piercing it that has a disco ball on it. The cup has a label that reads dirty pop Benicia, California on it, in bubble letters
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 22/09/2026
H—help
A cross-section view of an outrageously large sandwich with ham, turkey, tomato, cheese, and other vegetables and condiments
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 21/09/2026
What do I have to do to get one of these prototypes. I… I need one. I need one.
A textured close up of a painting, focused on a boy with a wildly round dome that looks stressed and is sweating profusely.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 20/09/2026
What are we doing here. Neither of these holidays is this month.
A photo of supermarket decorations that include both Halloween and Christmas at once.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 16/09/2026
Definitely slop but I got what I needed from it. unfollowed a solid 400 inactive accounts
a screenshot of unfollow.garden with text that reads "Every account reviewed. 661 kept, 0 marked for unfollow"
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 15/09/2026
@semble.so small nitpick in onboarding, multi-select is usually checkbox squares whereas radios are round like this. I almost skipped past this not realizing I can select more than one.
A screenshot of the semble onboarding asking questions like, what do you want to semble for, and how did you hear about us?
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 14/09/2026
I had to get rid of mine
A cardboard box with big text that says “blue sky“ on it, laying on the ground next to black trash bags filled with trash
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 11/09/2026
I would like to sign in with this account, @taurean.bryant.land. when I navigate to pckt.blog I m met with this first screen that only offers navigation to this second screen. It's not possible to change the user and this would be the wrong sign-in URL for me.
A screenshot of the pocket landing page showing two options. One says, I'm here to write, open a draft and start your blog. The other says, I'm here to read, find blogs worth subscribing to. Below the two options is text that reads: pick one, you can always do both. A screenshot of the Blue Sky OAuth sign-in flow showing 3-3.fyi as the identifier or username, and that input field is disabled, as in you cannot edit it.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 11/09/2026
succession screenshot with the caption "(Whispers) Another life is possible, brother". Kendall is whispering seriously to Tom who is out of focus.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 11/09/2026
am I a robot
A humanoid robot staring into space looking shocked or defeated
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 11/09/2026
Bro… same.
A screenshot from the game Kynseed showing the menus before you enter the combat woods. A modal on top of the interface, the text reads “Dawg is not in the mood”.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 09/09/2026
I voted for @kandake.africa on @bsky38.com! #vote38
My profile portrait with a #vote38 frame, celebrating my vote for kandake.africa on bsky38.com.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 09/09/2026
Look, nobody likes a sore winner so I just want to offer my sincere apologies and offer you a merry “get fucked”
A screenshot of a DM from the Lord of the rings labeler game. The message reads: your people, Mordor, have overrun the crossroads folk of Bree by a mossy glen. On the battlefield, you notice an abandoned trunk gilded with strange runes. Reply search to take a look.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 08/09/2026
Mind you this is the first thing I did today. I was literally asleep 45 seconds ago
Screenshot of a Blacksky DM thread with a Lord of the Rings game bot, dark theme, Friday at 4:06 PM. The player replies ‘Open.’ The bot responds that they rolled a 14, a worthy find awaits, and announces a RARE FIND: a jeweled dagger with Strength +19 and Fortune +2. It notes the player is currently an Orc of Mordor with the Palantír of Orthanc, Strength +28 and Fortune +1, and offers a choice: reply STAY to keep the Palantír, or SWAP to take the jeweled dagger. The player replies ‘Swap.’ The bot confirms the swap and states they are now an Orc of Mordor with a jeweled daggerScreenshot of a Blacksky DM thread with a Lord of the Rings game bot, dark theme. A 4:23 AM message from the bot reads that the remains of an old signal fire mark a lookout point, with something unburned buried in the ashes, and instructs the player to reply OPEN to sift through them. A 6:30 AM message says the player’s people have called the crossroads folk of Bree to battle at a mossy glen, that the winner will be decided at 12:30am UTC, and to say PREPARE to help Mordor make preparations for the skirmish. The player replies ‘Open.’ The bot responds that they rolled a 1, a cursed roll: a blinding flash erupts from the chest and their gear is gone. They lost a jeweled dagger.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 07/09/2026
huh.
A photo of a large empty bookshelf in a bookstore, the section is labeled self improvement.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 26/08/2026
We don’t need targeted advertising, like as a technology. We need more niche spaces on the internet.
The Norman Rockwell painting of that guy standing up wearing a beat up jacket and a crowd around him looking up at him
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 25/08/2026
Please do not bring radioactive substances, alarm devices with lithium batteries installed for their power supply, underwater torches with batteries inserted and especially do not bring any Samsung Galaxy Note 7 devices.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 22/08/2026
Putting a pasta rethermalizer in my letter to Santa this year
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 20/08/2026
now that @pedropeguerojr.com has deactivated his account, help me pitch starting an atproto-focused product/branding agency to him. Look at the work he did for @drydown.social
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 20/08/2026
hmmm
AI results from google with the original prompt being "tweet like bluesky user taurean.bryant.land". 

google response with:

If you're one of the people with authority that made your company go back to five days a week in office, can you respond to this post? I'd love to schedule a one-on-one meeting so I can call you a bitch to your face.
The way some jobs let you accrue PTO, you should be able to accrue days where HR looks the other way. You should be legally allowed to fight them. Just standard workplace communal infrastructure things.
Anyway, if I get one like and one RT on this post I'll share a teaser work-in-progress of what we're building next.
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I can generate more posts in this style if you provide a specific topic. Would you like a post focused on tech/building on ATProto, a funny life observation, or a ** workplace hot take**?

I write "generate more" and google generates:

If you ask for "thoughts on the update" but then instantly close the tab when you see a block of text, you are weak. Your bloodline is weak. You will not survive the winter or the upcoming schema migrations.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 20/08/2026
posting so yall know I am still alive
some kinda device that maybe warms something, idk. it has a label on it that says "I still work but the light in me has gone"
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 14/08/2026
damn, that’s crazy
A Duolingo bear smirking during a video call with the caption reading “mi chiamo shmerga Deweez”
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 12/08/2026
This seems like the better move for you? For this you’d want a pour over brewer (very cheap!), a gooseneck kettle, a grinder, and scale (can be very cheap!) If this feels like a good move, lmk and ill send recs.
Pinkish purple orea pour over funnel on top of a glass carafe. Coffee is actively being drawn down. The image is a split of two photos of slightly different angles.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 31/07/2026
That’s it? They’re not gonna explain?
Rick, looking deeply confused while staring at the garbage lady
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 29/07/2026
👀
A screenshot of the social media folder in iOS showing the popover of the blue sky app icon with delete app highlighted
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 20/07/2026
The queen of England driving a car while holding a silenced pistol
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 19/07/2026
going back to physical media is… not cheap. I'm on a mission to cancel these subscriptions tho
The app PlexAMP on a Mac showing the album screen sorted by when each album was added to the library. The screenshot shows forty-four albums. Although seventeen of them are soul action playlists Albums include Stevie Wonder's original musequarium black and blue and the bright lights from Gary Clark Jr. Mad Villainy from MF Doom Swimming by Mac Miller, Is This It by the Strokes, What Now from Brittany Howard, Sketches of Spain from Miles Davis, and many more.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 11/07/2026
Oh shit he’s at it again
A shared swimming workout from the Personal Best app. Duration: 21 minutes, 20 seconds. Energy burned: 77 kilocalories. Heart rate: 71 to 132 beats per minute
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 11/07/2026
Oh shit he’s at it again
A shared strength training workout from the Personal Best app. Duration: 1 hour, 12 minutes. Energy burned: 562 kilocalories
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 10/07/2026
Oh shit he’s at it again
A shared swimming workout from the Personal Best app. Duration: 28 minutes, 34 seconds. Energy burned: 94 kilocalories. Heart rate: 66 to 134 beats per minute
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 09/07/2026
I was one of the first bluesky users and look how big its gotten. I was one of the first figma users and look at how big its gotten. I was literally the first user of @squire.quest and @drydown.social… don't get left behind.
a twitter screenshot showing a conversation between me and the figma twitter account. figma said on January 22 2016 "Snowed in this weekend for #blizzard2016? Try Figma! we will give first 30 people who RT from the east coast priority access. Stay safe!"

I responded with "Did I make the cut?" and figma replied with "Yes sir! send us lots of feedback; excited to hear what you think! :)"
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 06/07/2026
New mug. Unfortunately it’s been a minute since I tried to pour latte art.
A slightly overexposed photo of a latte inside of a small white mug sitting on top of an orange box. The white mug has a McDonald’s logo and a son with Including a speech bubble that says good morning.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 05/07/2026
#F1 silverstone time
A wide angle photo of an imax screen semi-obscured by movie theater seats. On the screen is a large red-saturated intro graphic with Lewis Hamilton posing. His name is written large across the screen
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 03/07/2026
I can't handle the guilt, I'll delete tomorrow
A white image with some UI floating in it. The top half shows a few different gradient bars that go from a light pink to a vibrant pink and then back to a light pink. There are five of them. The first says taste match 75. The next one says taste match 75%. After that is longevity at 75%, silage at 75%, and complexity at 75%. Below is some UI showing the notes broken down into top heart and base notes. The notes are all color-coded as small chips with a little blurry dot representing that note's color next to the label.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 03/07/2026
🫡
an obnoxiously blurred screenshot of a drydown work-in-progress, this one is of a specific fragrances' page.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 03/07/2026
Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t discourse. Don’t disco
A stock photo of a woman in glasses biting her laptop in frustration
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 02/07/2026
I need to step up my @squire.guide app icon design game :|
A cropped screenshot of my home screen showing three rows of apps, including the dock. The first row is Apple Music, YNAB, Macro factor, whoop. The middle row is my mind, reflect, squire, Apple Journal. The doc is messages, photo, Safari, phone.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 02/07/2026
We are constantly repeating this exact content, we just copy/paste currently. Count/heading/image/alt text, body text, button link.
A screenshot of one of the sections in the last three and three newsletter: 

1 — repurposing your apple watch

There have been a handful of "smartphone-lite" devices, we've even covered them. This one is interesting in a new way, so I ordered one and will report back 🫡. I find this interesting for a few different reasons. The entire category of electronics is still interesting to me, Humane's whole pitch was that the future of tech was not on a screen. I haven't used my old Apple Watch for a while now though, it's been sitting on my desk dead. Selling a $40 3D printed thing to make better use of otherwise would-be tech waste is a different direction then from the last time I talked about this.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 28/06/2026
its time
A screenshot of the sign-in screen where you select your character in elder scrolls online. My character is wearing rags, is a level one Breton and is at the Wailing Prison. His name is Stuart Pedasso. He has a mustache, looks old, angry, and has that monk bowl bald haircut.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 25/06/2026
Got it delivered and strongly recommend. My Apple Watch has been sitting unused for a few months, and this feels like buying an iPod in 2026. I have to figure out the right way to configure it to make the most out of it, since I’m not using it as a watch, but man, I love it.
An Apple Watch Ultra one housed in a 3D printed white translucent container with a dark olive lanyard and orange bead on it. The device is sitting on top of a picnic table in a park.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 25/06/2026
Goku raising a giant tomato over his head like it’s a spirit bomb
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 25/06/2026
also please make this your header
a cropped image of one of the slides showing a goose with the text "goose value 0?" on it, larger text that says "Goose was not valued" and underneath, three golden eggs.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 25/06/2026
I know blue bottle has had a private-equity shaped fall from grace but I still like buying these sometimes because they feel like public school breakfast
a small white carton of blue bottle coffee sitting in a blue void with a blue straw behind it.
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