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Black Sally's Apple

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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Love the cliffhanger, but I want to know more about Rip Van Winkle's pants here.
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'd love to pile on this random yankees fan but I don't get it, they ruled it a double that drove in the only runner on base, which is pretty much as good as that ball was going to get (I don't think it's impossible that it could have been caught without the interference). Am I missing something?
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let none of this take away from the fact that whatever this collab’s gonna be it’s gonna suck royally
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think the page is down now maybe it’s fake? Eminem’s been the corniest musician on earth for 10+ years but this seems too far beyond the pale
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I haven’t heard his voice but I know it could only be a disappointment compared to how I imagine he’s talking here.
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man’s bemused
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We simply must woo the truck stop diner “independents” profiled by the NYT every election season. No priority can be higher. Galvanizing and energizing young or minority voters (and just being a non-bigoted human being) must all take a back seat to the independent diners. Their votes are like gold.
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think what a lot of us hate about this mealymouthed response of Talarico’s is it’s not even effective - the chuds who are going to accuse him of wanting to turn all kids trans are going to say that either way, and the dumbasses who losten will vote that way anyway. So just take a strong stand
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't see anything more long-term harmful for trans rights (or whatever other minority they're willing to sell out) than voting for an "opposition" party that's just going to perpetuate the same hate campaign. We've even got Labour in the UK for a current day example. I won't blame non-voters here
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think what's got everybody confused is that you haven't given any justification whatsoever for why this old bag has to campaign on eliminating even more trans rights. Why would she do that, and why would she expect anyone who cares about trans rights to vote for her?
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Maxxxine (2024)
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Giving Nancy characters teeth gives the comic a gritty horror element that's perfect for the Halloween season
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
AI or no, that’s a nice set of pearls in that mouth. I gotta meet his dentist.
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Not only did he direct it, but iirc he also included a scene in a car where the beleaguered movie star is blaring Limp Bizkit music and trying to talk his kid into enjoying it. It's awesome
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Damn, Popeye just uppercutted that unhoused vet right out of his uniform.
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Are we 100% sure Xavier wants to be videoed alongside a pro-genocide douchebag? He might prefer you took this down.
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I dunno this feels like Bill Taft erasure
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
youtu.be
Lanky Kong listens to DK Rap for the first time
YouTube video by Joel Haver
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Norman Quesadilla. First ballot Hall-of-Famer.
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I think the wife story is fake news, these words were clearly typed by an individual wearing jorts and a big ol hockey jersey.
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Mama Mullin driving the rascal scooter down the discount bulk snacks aisle “GETCHER ASS BACK HERE MARKWAYNE” when he gets off his kid leash again
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
They were just breeding clowns back then guys chill out, nobody was touching those kids
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Makes me wonder what Larry Bird's disgusting wife would think of these.
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Love the insane MVP vote in 2005.
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
This is a fun dumb one
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Pulse (2001)
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
AHHHH BOB SAGAT
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
💯 as someone who does in fact get fully destroyed off half a hit of that booty shit
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Can’t wait to see what kind of hijinks Child gets into.
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The Coffee Table would fit in pretty well with this theme
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/bi...
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Stopped is boxing slang for KO
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Shit happens 😏
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
No this is for sure Joe Pescipo
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
69 career wins - Niese
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
They were full steam ahead in Norton, Ohio, last month developers were dealing with some community pushback then nixed the project out of the blue www.beaconjournal.com/story/news/2...
beaconjournal.com
Massive data center proposal on former mine site in Norton is not moving forward
The data center was billed to have created some 110 full-time jobs in Norton.
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Summer of Sam too, Spike Lee can make a good sweaty movie
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Invoked the Rumbling Bumbling Stumbling clause, a lesser known legislative tactic
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
We so badly need you boomers to just step out of the way and let younger people have a crack at this. The current gerontocracy is clearly and completely ineffective, and if the resistance lib boomers could come to grips with this and get on board, good things could actually be possible.
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Teaching staff asked for somethin spooky
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
I’m tearing paint off the ceiling but my knees hurt
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Black Sally's Apple @taumpytears.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Yanks heard you were watching so they've resolved to hit 15 homers today
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