Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 4hIf I was a billionaire, I’d give a lot of money to charities and spend the majority of each day gently sucking the sweet honey out of guys’ edged dicks. 010
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 4hGlitchy robotic monster slathered in Silly Putty “skin” 000
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 4hAmericans 🤦🏼♂️ ooh! We glimpsed somebody’s butt! Meanwhile, rugby men running around with their floppies jiggling in the open air for all to see, and it’s just a lazy Sunday 🤣🤣🤣 000
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 5hIt was founded by Bill’s money. Charlie was a directionless mediocre student who whored himself to rightwing masses because that’s what you do when you lack the qualities of true greatness. They both came to well deserved ends. 010
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 5hI wonder who the first artist was who said, “I got an idea! How about you get your junk out so I can draw it?” 000
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 5hRemember the popular comic strip artist who exposed himself as a rightwing POS, utterly lacking empathy, then got cancer, begged donald to secure treatment that couldn’t help him but WOULD’VE helped others, but because MONEY, he wasted it on himself but died anyway? Good times. 000
Reposted by Parsley SageEdward the Movie Buff 🎞🎬🎥📽 @midgetmoxie.bsky.social · 21hElizabeth Montgomery during the 1950s. 2050741
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I think filmmakers should have to pass an exam on any literary work they intend to adapt for the screen, just to make sure they understand what the hell they’re working with. 000
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’m so tired of being governed by corrupt cadavers. 000
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Every 1980s teen who was dragged to church knows that stuffy, stick-up-his-butt pastor and the trying-too-hard-to-be-cool, acoustic guitar playing “traveling missionary” duo when they see it. And they KNOW they’re FULL OF SHIT. 000
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026No. A fucking cowboy did NOT teach you to throw an entire breakfast into a huge pan of boiling oil. A cowboy would’ve taught you how to properly prepare breakfast over a campfire. 000
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Then, if he’s so fucking incoherent and unintelligible, REMOVE HIM FROM OFFICE. I like presidents who don’t babble on incessantly. 000
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Reminds me of the Major on Keeping Up Appearances 010
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Taking advantage of the privilege to ignore what’s going on places you on the wrong side—especially people who can wield influence from the spotlight they stand in. 000
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026they're almost 50 me--*crumbles into ancient dust* 000
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Maybe the authorities in Dubai should get a phone call. 000
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Dennis Hastert died October 5th Jim Bakker died October 5th They say things come in threes. 000
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026What’s more disturbing is that trump mania is only slightly more intensely repugnant than average conservative republicanism. 000
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I might wanna see this for the nostalgia. I too was a kid who ogled men in the local pool showers. nothing ever happened beyond stolen peeks. 000
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026donald doesn't realize HE is Iran's enemy, not the US. Iran knows where Mar-a-Lago is. 000
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026File this under “just because you’re Jewish doesn’t mean you don’t support Hitler” 000
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I don’t go hunting to kill animals. I go hunting to blow all those bored hunters sitting around waiting because I salted the area with repellent to keep the prey away in these guys’ favorite spots. Amazing what str8 men will let you do when nobody’s around. 020
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026as a Gen Xer, I lived my childhood and adolescence listening to adults warning each other about any attempt at mass surveillance and to ALWAYS resist/protest it. 040
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Who’s taking bets on how long it takes before he “clarifies” that gays are still icky? 000
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ladies and gentlemen, this is young Walter Matthau What?!🤔 020
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The funny part is that the creator of these bears likely wouldn’t support this. 001
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Americans--"but it doesn't cause suffering. we need it to cause suffering." 000
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026and if I posted what SHOULD happen to him, I'd get banned. 000
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026why is donald out here making campaign promises for Democrats? 020
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026so, I never liked the ending of the film version of Endless Night--starring Hayley Mills--I enjoyed the film up until the ending which just seemed sort of ambiguous. years later, I read the original book. It's as unclear as the film adaptation.static.klipy.comMan Rubbing Eyes with HeadacheALT: Man Rubbing Eyes with Headache 000
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Y'all have twinks standing around every corner today, but we had Robbie Benson back then-- 010
Parsley Sage @tattudeguywa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Bondage is not rape. It isn’t even cosplay rape. It’s a consensual exchange of trust and control. Consent is a big part of the difference between bondage & rape. Thought this needed saying since the news is full of rape stories being commented on by men defending rape. 121
