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Okay Bluesky pals, hear me out: Tax refunds taste better with a side *dish* of petty crimes. What's everyone using *their* sweet, hard-earned/stolen (hypo)money for anyway, aside from banana water?? Curious and also judging 👀. BYEEEEEEE!!!

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Tree @tastytree.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Fixed a boiler, you can hire me for only £1,500 per visit (I turned 2 valves)

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Tree @tastytree.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

I have just been followed by the most obvious ChatGPT ran account I've ever seen with a profile picture from thispersondoesnotexist.

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Tree @tastytree.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Chess grandmasters tremble at the almighty Pyramid of Doom!™

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Tree @tastytree.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

I would also like a 1998 - 2003 iMac.

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Tree @tastytree.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

I still want a Commodore.

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Tree @tastytree.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

I just want a Commodore.

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Tree @tastytree.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Cancel Post What's up? Anybody can interact gif + English 145

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Tree @tastytree.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

The mysterious and strict YouTube algorithm sure loves recommending me reuploaded songs and clip compilations despite the fact that I select the "Don't recommend channel" button every time.

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Tree @tastytree.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

I'm the Ash Ketchum of bugs in my bedroom.

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Tree @tastytree.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

bluesky is down the hall and to the left

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Tree @tastytree.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

New way of getting likes Vegan

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Tree @tastytree.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

How about we just stop using generative AI in places where it serves no purpose.

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Tree @tastytree.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

The next person I see saying the Kola Superdeep Borehole dug to hell gets blended.

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Tree @tastytree.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Surely I'll think of a funny post soon!

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Dinky @badgobbo.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

You wanna go into Settings > Privacy > The Orb > Turn Off "Eye Of Possession" and "Maddening Flesh" Theres still no way to opt out of the "The Masters Whispers" but I think if people complain enough, the minions are gonna have to comply 👍

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Tree @tastytree.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Crazy that headphone manufacturers put buttons on their product and expect me to use them.

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Tree @tastytree.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Turns out cleaning your computer means the fans arent louder than the YouTube video you're watching even when the volume is super low.

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Tree @tastytree.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Edge is doing a 50 years of Microsoft thing, and manages to make the company look so much worse now than it did decades ago. The "Then" sections shows innovation and the "Now" section is just copying Google and AI stuff no one likes.

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Tree @tastytree.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Nigel Farage is begging me to vote for him with physical mail.

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Tree @tastytree.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Somehow in the past few months I have deleted all of the software for my camera, its just gone.

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