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Tasty Bark

@tastybark.bsky.social
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42 is the answer to life the universe and everything as seen by a computer. 42 is ASCII for X. X is a variable. The answer to life the universe and everything is a variable. Fuck you Deep Thought!

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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Republican party is trash now. It's as if we gathered every bad aspect of America, and shoved it into Republican leadership.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's not a bribe... that's just ridiculous. Anyone that thinks it's a bribe is fooling themselves. It's a con, Anyone who thinks he's paying out $5000 is probably still waiting for their doge and tarrif checks.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You misspelled republiklan
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Please don't try to quantify these people's stupidity. It's a bottomless pit, it just keeps fucking going...
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The question I want answered, "If two republicans get a divorce, are they still siblings, and do they get shared custody of the dog or does it go directly to Kash Patel?"
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm kinda disappointed that Zues isn't around because he so would have had sex with a sports car and then we would have Transformers!
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump is corrupt, other things in today's news, the sky is blue, and water, that shit is in fact, WET!
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't really look into the great orange stain's behavior at this point. I just figure he's being a hatefilled prick again.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
allowing rapists and criminals in to agencies like ICE AND allowing bestiality too heightens not only the chances of human rape, but rape via bestiality. I hope you have been appalled by my Ted Talk. 2/2
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ooooh, I get it now. The bestiality allowance thig. Super shitty tactic. They want agents that will act like the Israeli troops. By that I mean people who will have prisoners raped by animals. By not only lowering the bar morally, but... 1/2
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gunna need some explanation.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hey, his administration also blabbed that we're running low on war equipment, so you also have to factor in points for competency.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He's not a monster. He's sick, deranged, hateful, he smells... fuck. He's everything that describes a monster, but still human. Same as you or me. What's important is HOW he grew into the evil fucking braggart that he is.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Frontal lobe damage is a hell of a drug.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Omg, saltwater balloons and water hoses. I get ketamine, and roids but what other drugs are these fucksticks on?
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
2/2 after cheering that they can use those words again, suddenly all of those words become, "not okay".
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
First off, gunna start by saying, I find these words offensive. Having said that, turns out if you tell a Maga that Trump is a retarded faggot Nazi, and explain to them it's because the dimentia, sucking Bill Clinton's dick, and all the stuff that happened in the 1940's, 1/2
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sorry, satire died when GTA was joking about fake medical cocaine and RFK topped it with medical heroine, to help you read... ya know, for the children.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
With the litany of words in the English language, and the astronomical combination that can be created with such, I still cannot accurately describe the amount of stupidity this fuckstick can achieve. It's like a bottomless pit of stupid, it just keeps fucking going...
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Everyone keeps talking about Mitch, The Epstien Files, ect, but no one's asking the REAL questions, like, If two Magas get a divorce, are they still siblings?
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It's the final weekend at Mitch's
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
These are terrible magic cards.....
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Bet I can give you an aspect of MAGA that honestly like about them.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Gatekeeper seems a bit too respectful for these moldy shitstains. Sadodreamkillers seems more poignant.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
'Member when people didn't actually need these books to have a decent grasp on what's inside?
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Memberries Blueberries in Car
ALT: Memberries Blueberries in Car
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Remember people, if you give a man a fire, he'll be warm for the night, but set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
IDK..... that's kinda harsh. It's not THAT bad. I mean hell, pieces of shit provide fertilizer and nourishment for microbiology. Pieces of shit don't deserve this bad press.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
If there was a smoking area specifically for people to get stoned before a flight, might not be as many air problems.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I don't like people who take Marijuana, for instance Airport Security.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I don't like people who take drugs. For example, airport security.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
More flavors of Nazis past. People should have taken notice when he started saying Lugen Pressa.... oh wait. The lying press was the Nazis, he uses "fake news"
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
You could do video production, you prefer doing musical production. And pot. Lots and lots of pot.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
5 out of 10. Dude needs to start singing about what weed makes him feel. Got a few good spots.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I agree, excuse me while I walk to the Chinese restaurant for a long smoke & walk, then dinner. Might add some dabs and use my Sherlock pipe. Keep that shit classy.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Stupidity Paradox. However dumb you think they are, they're dumber than that. And that dumbness you just thought of, dumber than that, and so on. And it just keeps fucking going.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I mean I believe in the possibility, but I also believe most life bearing planets are probably in their jurassic ages, or given the complexity of interstellar travel, the chances of them being seen... And the whole saucer thing is weird, hollow out an asteroid. It all kinda falls apart with logic.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Yesterday I convinced a group of people to believe Trump is a lizard person... Took about half an hour. So like, probably a lot. PS, I do not like or support that man.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I've no compassion for any who aided in this fiasco, this includes pretty much everyone on a salary or has worked as a CEO. If taxes had been paid by the rich, we'd have better education, college, ect. Just saying, places with funding to education are usually democrats for a reason.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
At least they're ALL horrendously managed. Wait a min...
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
In the words of Hawkeye, "sometimes the only way to stop ourselves from screaming is laughing". We good!
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
MRW people like this post....
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Kinda sounded nagging. Really wish I could get a solid week without America being an international embarrassment.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Oh shit, I looked at it wrong and voided his warranty.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I'll be in New York on business and doing similar to Trump tower in a few weeks, sure, why the hell not. Be glad to pour one out for the homies.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I got the opportunity to dump a bottle of piss on his grave a few months ago. Queens County, New York if anyone is interested. Union Field Cemetery
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Just saying, factor in brain damage.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
John Fetterman
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Trump is not a Hutt. He's got no brain, so his body has to juryrig it's liver to "think". He's obviously a vogon.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
You have to realize that Trump ate a baby and it's gunna take a lot to distract from that.
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Tasty Bark @tastybark.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I've come to believe the reason Trump hates Hillary SO much is because Trump has been wanting to be in a relationship with with Bill since the 80s when he was giving him blowjobs on Epstien Island. Also why he hates gays and Trans people. Jealousy!
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