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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 4h
If frats defined themselves with Chinese characters and rice hats, and called themselves “the Chinese system,” they’d be relegated to the dustbin of weird 18th century white-people cults. Maybe it’s time to point how equally weird - and appropriative - it is to call themselves Greeks.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 5h
May the full wrath of every silenced victim in the Epstein Files come down on the Cornell 7.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If someone got r*ped at a party at my house, I’d be liable for damages, if not charged as an accomplice. But when it happens on a college campus, the homeowner gets to be cop, judge, and jury.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There are some westernisms I will die on a hill of old WASPs defending, and etiquette is one of them. I don’t care if “eating loudly is a sign of respect in other countries.” You’re eating a burrito made by a polyblasian tween. It has mayonnaise on it. No one’s humbled by your vigorous mastication.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Other Mommy is just a live action Coraline.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The GOP is predicting major midterm losses because they know it will bring out Republicans voters, but also because it will make Democrats stay home. How many fried potheads will say, “nah, we got this,” before turning on Cake Wars? Vote like we’re losing.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When consumers hear AI CEOs feign concern for an “extinction event,” they can’t imagine why they’d broadcast such an existential threat. When investors hear it, they know when consumers are scared of tech, it’s gonna be huge, like the automobile. The AI CEOs are conning both of them.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The upside of Nicki Minaj trying to court the lavender vote for the GOP is that any burnt out twinks who still follow her will be too fried to know what day it is when they show up at Taco Bell to vote.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If the lingering Republican voters are all sexual deviants, their continued support for a party that repeatedly sh*ts on their best interests makes perfect sense: they’re getting off on it.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The literary crisis is driven by publishers with no interest in publishing what’s good, only what sells. And no one buys paperbacks they’ll never read like rich white undergrads who want a bright shelf of book covers about trauma to show everyone else at Amherst how progressive they are.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t know why everyone outside SE PA insists on making cheesesteaks wrong. It almost feels personal. No, brisket and Swiss on a Kaiser roll with garlic mayo is not your “take” on a cheesesteak. It’s a completely different sandwich. A Steak-umm would be more authentic.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monster was perfect until Murphy decided to include a caricature of Aileen Wuornos.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In the grand tradition of white people making TV shows, The Four Seasons shoehorned every corner of diversity into the gay couple 🙄
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stop trying to make “USian” happen.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Higher education’s bureaucratic refusal to rule in any way that isn’t strategic self preservation is on full display at Cornell University. A fair judicial decision would require the institution admit to its own crime. Justice can’t be served when a responsible party acts as judge.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you want to know why we are how we are, just scroll. We hold ourselves to the culture we consume, and that once meant yearning to be the heroes in the books we read. Now we have short-form videos, influencers, and Real Housewives, all groveling for “engagement,” leaving us awash with narcissism.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The universal truth is, skinny guys who drive tiny cars with giant spoilers have dicks down to their knees. Wanna front? Buy an old Civic and put every accessory from AutoZone on it. This just screams micropenis.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If American wasn’t so racist, the GOP wouldn’t exist. There is no other reason for so many people to vote against their own interests, and exactly why the GOP works so tirelessly to keep racism alive.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s been a whiney little b*tch ever since he said South Park ruined his life for making fun of redheads.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The green haired corner of social media is already calling this sign problematic. Ironic, a vein of queer culture that has no idea this is a just a kitschy nod to Barbara Streisand. “Hello, gorgeous!”
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All the Red Hats quietly removing their MAGA yard clutter should be forced to wear it like a Scarlett Letter.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
McDonald’s is spending billions to find out why families stopping coming. Have they never seen a meme? I’ll save you $8B. You killed the clown because Banksy made fun of you and now you’ve got less appeal than a car wash. You don’t need AI. You need paint.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My biggest question for transphobes is, when the hell did a bunch of Red Hats clinging to their high school football days start giving a sh*t about girls basketball? 🤷‍♂️
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Influencers aren’t blameless for enshittification. For 15 years we’ve watched barely sentient veneers blindly rave about everything from hotels to DTC underwear, all desperate pleas to #collab. Now we’re stuck with gross reality that only ever looked good on a curated grid of centimeter squares.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump’s behavior around dictators is telling. Not just that they’re the only people he fears, but that he’s humbled by them. Their societies have a segregated class of untouchables, exactly what billionaires are exploiting his insecurities to build here, and what he’ll never be a true part of.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every comedian on social media is standing in front of a brick backdrop in their apartment, shouting forgotten Seinfeld jokes at an iPhone laugh track app.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now Domino’s is getting into the Detroit style farce. Stop it. Just stop. Every thick pizza isn’t “Detroit style.” Where’s the brick cheese? The sauce on top? The curled up pepperoni cups? You’re just doing Sicilian.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sure, Progressive commercials are memorable, but so was 7th grade.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As Trump continues to isolate himself from the civilized world, countries that financially relied on trade with the U.S. - countries Trump criticized as dependents - are reorganizing and proving just how little they needed our support.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The lefties who refused to vote for a Democrat who supported Israel or didn’t say enough about trans athletes are responsible for the Republican who gave Netanyahu an 8 ball and outlawed abortion. Don’t let them forget that when the sun comes out again.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I see little-d doctor Oz is trying to stay in Trump’s good graces by painting his face orange.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
AI companies, insurers, and tech billionaires are using Trump to segregate a true oligarch class that gate keeps our needs. We’ll be punished, but the joke’s on him. If they achieve their goal, he won’t be invited to the party. ‘80s Manhattan redux. He’s never been high society and never will be.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You don’t have to break bread with the Democrat on your state’s ticket. You don’t even have to admit you voted for them. Tell all the thems in your nonbinary tampon knitting circle you voted for the independent with the greenest hair for all I f*cking care, so long as your deep dark secret is blue.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Personally, I’d rather be “silenced and erased” by a black girl than get the treatment the other two got. What was the prompt? Make the Asian girl thin and the middle kid less greasy?
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Choosin’ Texas is atrocious. Ella Langley’s accent is so phony I was sure she had to be from Long Island and putting on an act.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just saw a bunch on flag waving Red Hats cheering on a motorcade of motorcycles. Who needs veterans’ benefits or the VA when white people put out a lawn chair 🙄
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Season 3 of Ryan Murphy’s Feud: Lucille & Lucille, a backstory prequel of Lucille Bluth and Lucille Austero. Seriously, why isn’t this a thing?
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If Lauren Boebert hadn’t paid off her chippies, we probably wouldn’t have remembered she existed.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Insurers are pushing HSAs to avoid paying for care while still earning premiums. The end goal in American healthcare is clear. Aetna, United, etc. will profit while providing absolutely nothing.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Meta’s pro-AI, “we’re betting on people” commercial is so nonsensical, condescending, and uncannily inhuman, it could only have been written - and spoken - by AI.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Big Pizza’s out there trying to pass off every thick crust as Detroit style. No, DiGiorno, that’s barely Sicilian.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
These d*ckless Super Duty jockies are bad ass until they get stuck in a 7 point turn trying to get out of an already oversized Walmart parking space.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Streamers spent the last decade building endless libraries of low budget garbage unfit for a Blockbuster. 90% of what I scroll past before inevitably watching Stepford Wives looks like it was shot on an iPhone 6. Imagine the cinematic hellscape once AI films start generating themselves by the hour.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You just know Pete Hegseth’s browser history would make the Epstein Files blush.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mitch McConnell looks like a Halloween decoration.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is music’s Kaepernick moment, and Sheeran and Pink just stood proud with Trump and genocide.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
To know why billionaires hoard wealth, understand the mind of a modern narcissistic sociopath sees life algorithmically, a long string of code, AI. No divinity, no uncertainty, no legacy. To them, the universe is SimCity, they’re code, and the rest of us are NPCs. And they truly believe that.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When you get to “liberty biberty” you’ve got to wonder if the marketing mascot war you started is worth your dignity, and whether all the engagement you’re getting is negative, like this.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The only people defending AI on social media are investors or rage-bait trolls.
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tasteequee.bsky.social @tasteequee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Narcissists hate nature because it’s the only thing they can’t create, which is why Musk wants to fill the night sky with satellites and Trump wants to turn our preserves into golf courses. They’ll never know the solace of sitting alone in the woods, only the sound of a chainsaw.
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