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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Watch Laika movies. Unlike Disney, they make movies that are actually good.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is that $35 for the comm or just $35 for the shipping?
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Saru doing the bonktober challenge thing, he's a good artist, you should follow him if you like wonderfully drawn smutty things.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The child actress actually also put on a pretty good performance, which is a rare treat. Honestly, the acting across both films was fine. It was mostly the dreadful special effects in Water Park Sharks and the general tedium of Third Saturday that dragged their scores down.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do undersell it a little. Third Saturday has a good soundtrack, and it has a pretty effective scene where a character is at the killer's mercy after being catfished into letting himself be tied up for a threesome that the two women never intended to take part in. He was a sleaze.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Somehow, in some way, both movies featured football as a secondary plotline. Third Saturday you could even argue it was the main plot with how boring everything else in that movie was. That was part of the theme it was going for, but, the rest of the film was just a bit too lame to carry it.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It... Was an experience. It could have cut out the AI generated sharks entirely and been a way better movie about some dickhead running a crypto scam amidst a failing amusement park. Also their obsession with David Chokachi - who plays a secondary character - was not as endearing as they thought.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Her name's Isolda.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Third Saturday in October Part V, and Water Park Shark are the films for tonight. Will they be good? Will they suck balls for breakfast lunch and dinner? Who knows. Me. Depending on how many beers it takes me to get through these.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sure, why not.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Waking up in a world where Tim Curry is dead but donald trump is still alive sucks.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Not surprising. These creatures despise the idea of a woman being able to defend herself.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Neat!
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Captain Diavol @captaindiavol.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Palling around for the first time with questionable work and moral practices and firearms! Palworld with @serpolune.bsky.social Going LIVE now at: www.twitch.tv/captaindiavol #streamer #streaming #vtuber #ENvtuber #PNGtuber #palworld #firsttime
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The goofy videos about Skeletor ranting about Destiny 2 are more respectful to the source material than the big budget movie version.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
MotU is one third of a good movie, one third of a design by investor slop movie, and one third of a movie so ashamed of its own existence that it is actively suicidal. There's parts of it that I really liked, but the comedy was almost all awful except for what came from Skeletor.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Woke up the next morning face up, covered in my own vomit. Took a shower, got up, went to work. Made it through about half the day before I just had to sit down. My coworkers didn't believe me, just thought I got to drunk. I could have drank two glasses of pure liquor and not had that happen.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I once went to work after someone slipped me a date rape drug. Went to a party a friend's house, had two drinks over more than two hours, drove home to get a good night's sleep. Glad I stopped there, because my memory of that night hard cuts at me getting to me car.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Doghouse.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The only ones that could pull that off are the Muppets.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Anyone even remotely left aligned should not post AI slop.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Nice!
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Nice.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Twitter just locked me out by demanding biometrics that I will never give it, can you start posting here again? You were one of the like three people that I was keeping the account on that hellsite for.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
No One Lives is a really good movie and Luke Evans is great in it.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Tubi ads being orders of magnitude less obnoxious than Youtube ads baffles me.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Have a Threkka if you want it, I spose.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
What was it called?
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Learn to accept that a thing that you really enjoy is just mediocre. You can like things that are mediocre, or even bad. It's perfectly fine. Sometimes, a thing that isn't good happens to fulfill a need that you had when you initially consumed it.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Nah, watch that one first. That way it's all high points from there.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Relatedly; I will not, at this or any other time, get an art commission or give a charitable donation because someone on this website asked me to unprompted, either via follows or DMs. I am aware that anyone doing so is almost certainly a scam, and even if it isn't in your case, I don't care.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Ofc there's a goddamn typo.... Whatever.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I will not, at this or any other time, get an art commission or give a charitable donation because someone on this website asked me to unprompted, either via follows or DMs. I am aware that anyone doing so is almost certainly a scam, and evem if it isn't in your case, I don't fucking care.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I saw this some years back, expected it to be WAY worse than it turned out to be. It's the sort of strange but entertaining film that I watch trash cinema to try and find.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
...Well now I have to watch it!
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Raptor XXX 🔞 @raptorxxx.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The time has come for… an ART RAFFLE! Running from Nov 10th to November 16th. —- #nsfw #nsfwart #nsfwsky #oc #ocart #fantasyart #scifiart #fantasy #scifi #rpg #ttrpg #5e #dnd #dndart #giveaway #raffle #artraffle #freeart #art #contest #monstergirl #gijinka #r34 #r34art #pinup #hentai #lewd #sexy
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Cheney died. Mamdani won NYC. Lot of other elections turned away from MAGA. Today wasn't so bad.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The "riff the plot" style reviews of the early 2000s are still infinitely more entertaining than the "describe the production with emotionally manipulative language" shit that came out in response to them from CA alumni in more recent years.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
When Broly.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Youtube not having an easy way for me to block a channel when it's being flooded with ag-gen trash is annoying.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Why not... I'm cool with everything on your interests list.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Weh.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Probably a solid example of my motto of; "themes make a good movie great, but they just make a bad movie pretentious."
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Alright, credit where it's due, the last like twenty minutes is actually alright and salvages it from my lowest rating. I can't recommend it, but if you are alright being bored and mildly uncomfortable for an hour to get a good climax, you can do worse than this movie. I guess.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Every time I try to start liking this movie in spite of the wooden acting and general wtf'ness, it does something stupid that I hate. I can understand why it's organized the way that it is, but for the story they were trying to tell, it doesn't work all that well in my opinion.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Basic concept; the protagonist is a Russian super assassin whose friends are murdered in Morocco. They don't even get names in the script. It's basically a rape-revenge movie but they never bother to make the victims sympathetic other than "they are women" even when protag visits the murder site.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
In today's quest to watch all of the random slop that I bought on the Microsoft store before M$ inevitably deprives me of my property, we have; The Moderator from 2022. It's an offensive dumpsterfire that makes Poolboy look sane and nuanced. Apparently a passion project from the director though.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
It ain't easy.
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tassadar003.bsky.social @tassadar003.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
I just watched that abridged movie again the other day. Fantastic work.
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