iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Some of my mean-spirited friends posted me on r/ladyboners and the ladies were very cruel about my appearance and general vibe but then they put me on the gay one and I was declared smokeshow of the week, which seems like it would make me feel better but it actually made it worse

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[trying to get my buddy to come hang out with me] yooo dude we’re going to the monastery! I’m gonna free myself of attachment. After that we’re gonna eat a three course meal comprised of different types of vegetarian soup and or stew. Don’t be lame man we can get drunk any other weekend!

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Bro come on you can't let your whole life be subject to the fell premonition

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

[smoking a cig outside the bar talking to someone I don’t really know] yeah I’m working at spirit, pay’s shit but I copied the managers key so I let freaks come inside and freeuse freddy fazbear. $15 a pop. I’m barely making a profit though cause my brother’s addicted to narcan. Love the guy though.

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Talking with a woman at the bar only to later reject her upon the realization that her involvement in my life would disrupt my attempt to follow the noble eightfold path

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Getting back into Buddhism thought I’d make a post about it

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

When we meet future trunks we are filled with doubt. Questions of his parentage, what his aims are, and a question remains more illusive than the rest: if his life sucks so bad why does he have that shit on? Despite his sword appearing as Excalibur, this positions him as Lancelot

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Gon lost his apes, while Meruem found his

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Sean @himeya.art · 20/03/2025

billy bat

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Really funny part of the box car kids books that no one talks about is that after the first book is all just these poor orphans living on the point of destitute starvation, like immediately the next book and on, after gaining a loving home, become roving detectives

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

When someone tries to explain a minor plot point from the later animorphs books to me

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Mark fisher is proof that you can spend years in academia supposedly sharpening your theoretical mind but like everyone who hears burial for the first time, he just went, “Damn… this is like the past or some shit!”

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If John brown were alive today he would say “oughhhh, I’m so old, it hurts, it hurts so bad!” lol I’m just playing, have a blessed morning.

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Went into my portfolio and found this story, I don’t think anywhere would publish it and I’d like people to see it. It’s called At Night, The Stars Fizzle Like Pop Rocks. It’s very evil. Enjoy!

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My unseemly nephew Fortunato has attempted once again to ensorcel me with a game of chance. I will fall for no such tricks, as I have fed both of us hemlock, ensuring our deaths are to come. It is only with this act that the japes will end.

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

There should've been a fifth ninja turtle with a white bandana named Vivaldi who his thing was he was always afraid. His weapon should've been an iron maiden

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I do think labeling Sheeran as a Zionist is unfair, there is nothing to suggest he is even capable of forming an ideological opinion on anything that doesn’t give him money. That’s like calling my cat Zionist because he doesn’t follow bds. He has no clue what any of that means!

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My buddy told me that the most spiritually dignified death for a citizen of Kakin is to be ripped in half for no reason by a creature that looks like a sick dog from a giger painting. The least dignified death comes from being shot in the face by a noble below 7th in succession

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Gon during the chimera ant arc of hxh is the closest a manga has gotten to making the main character of it King Von

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Just thought of a colloquial saying “you couldn’t eat half my plate in twice as long” feel free to start deploying this one when you start interacting with a real rube

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Jobs for kids in comic strips used to be making cotton candy and working in the circus as a freak, and now it’s all some gender shit, or at least that’s what I assume. I haven’t been paying much attention, got a lot in my plate.

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Haven’t posted about it on here but I’ve been thinking about fool night constantly since I caught up on it last week, and this bit in particular just overwhelms me sometimes.

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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Bro, be straight with me: was it eldritch or merely uncanny?

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

When I heard plum wine is actually a diluted spirit with no fermentation I wanted to hurt as many people as I could but I reminded myself that sometimes a beautiful lie is necessary in the pursuit of peace. Thankfully I only ended the life of a single unremarkable street urchin.

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

When the discovered body comes out sizzling

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impwolf [comms open] @impwolf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

what if you HAVE to sneak for a FRIEND

drawings of matt and jay from nirvanna the band the show from the scene where jay tells him sneaking around will never pay off. matt is just fucking devastated and jay is laughing maniacally

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Bl Fantasy: Every straight woman will forgive you for cheating on them with a man and instantly understand the complex dynamics of gay culture Gl fantasy: A sort of divergent form of evolution has rendered all men to either not exist or be placeholder eunuchs

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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

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洛兰，猫界大姐大！ @casezhongguo.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It's "funny" draft dodger is the go-to insult usian partisan liberals have for trump because it's like, would you rather he'd have been out in Vietnam raping women and children and dropping agent orange on people (yes, they would prefer that)

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Komaeda is one of the greatest video game characters ever written because until his motives are revealed 80% of the way through the plot it would seem he has a new type of personality disorder that has never been witnessed in the course of recorded history.

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Seeing a woman socially and checking my Instagram stories and she peeks over to see an ad for a bl story where they’re doing over the pants stuff and I try to convince her that I let my illiterate gay cousin share my account and refuse to make eye contact the rest of the night

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“Good thing Gen Z knows Adams and Pratchett are cringe” Yeah fortunately they like stuff like “In The Dark Werewolf Butler’s Grip” or sci-fi novels called “The Centralia Dilemma” that are 800 pages long and seemingly are making the argument that iq should determine who is allowed to marry

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Trying to listen to good natured criticisms and i have a new completely original poem that is much more concise. Let me know your thoughts.

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I love the monkey from mgs4, he is my brother

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

2001 Hyundai Elantra with bumper stickers that say “Dukkha, Samudaya, or Nirodha, nobody transcends for free!” and “My other ride is the great wheel of Samsara!”

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Me, laid up in bed: So, are you sure this is okay? Single Mom Renamon: Yeah, it’s ok. he’s pretty independent these days Patamon, in the other room: If I find an egg they’re gonna let me be a seraphim! Me: does he usually say that? Renamon: Yeah, he just wants people to know about it.

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Here’s a prose poem about something from a very bad time in my life that makes me smile now

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

[barely reacting to the Rorschach slides] two guys frotting, next. Girl and a guy frotting, next. Minotaur shooting loads into a creek, next. Crash Bandicoot fucking my dad. [stands up triumphantly with a smile on my face] so do I get to be president now?

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

They get really mad when you get honey I shrunk the kidsed and immediately start subjecting the local ant tribe with threats of brutal and unjust violence for a cut of their sugar cube exports

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Tutorial tip screen: Click l1+r1 to enter Canadian Mode. This allows Logan to detect maple syrup molecules to more easily analyze his enemy’s path of egress.

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Sorry to the women I’ve ghosted on the apps, I’d like to say there’s a good reason for it, but I think I’ve come to be able to perfectly simulate a first date in my mind based upon intense psychological analysis, and if it sucks, I read obscure manga instead.

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

swanboy.com/comic/swan-b...

First panel of today's Swan Boy. Noleador... Castle ruins silhouetted against a large white moon. Overwrought text about fallen kingdoms.

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Did a sort of story thread on twitter about being homeless and figured people on here might wanna see it

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Enjoying Swan Boy? Wanna support me so I can keep making it? Wanna see Monday's comic today? You can do all of this and more on patreon! www.patreon.com/bransonreese...

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Grizzled lighting guy in the background smoking a cig: I remember when Godzilla was gonna fuck, they just slapped him on the back and told him “go wild, buddy” Now it’s a ticker tape parade anyone so much as hip thrusts. This industry’s changed.

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ChloeCade @chloecade.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

60 years without him today... I can't believe it 💔

Pigmon from episode 8 of the original Ultraman series.
Text reads:
"September 4, 1966, Pigmon, who was popular among the girls, died."

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Kai @tasnyx.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I was the first guy to source ethically hunted Sasquatch meat in the continental US, but yeah go ahead and lecture me on how cryptids are “endangered species”

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