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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Does anyone have an enormous amount of dill in their garden that needs eating? But for real.
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Would love for a robot to clean my house. This is what robots should be doing. However because we live in America I am sure this is training robots to find brown people in other countries and violently murder them.
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Every election I take that election poll worker test and score an 88% but the results don't tell you which question you got wrong. 🌝
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I don't know who needs this, but the entirety of the 1993 MTV music awards are here, complete with commercials and omg..OMG! youtu.be/mGWOguxvWrA?...
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1993 MTV Video Music Awards 10th Anniversary VMAs + Pre-Show and Post Show with Commercials
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Everyday at this time.
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Make your errands 1000x more dramatic by listening to Bjork's 1997 masterpiece Homogenic.
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
In this picture is also my Astronaut Barbie from the 80s. The Mars Explorer Barbie my sister bought me 15 or so years ago and a golden astronaut she bought me as part of my 50th birthday celebration. I'm just saying I love this. #artemis
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Astronauts will be on the dark side of the moon incommunicado for 40 minutes. Running time of Pink Floyd's dark side of the Moon: 42 minutes. Do it.
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Are people in other countries watching The Pitt and vomiting about how insanely stupid our healthcare system is?
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
A lady keeps sending me junk mail asking for my vote that can't even say the word GENOCIDE. Have democrats learned nothing?
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
All my Phillies gear is still in my summer clothes bin :(
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Just a reminder Joanne Kathleen Rowling is the nastiest skank bitch I have ever met. Do not trust her. She is a fugly slut. The end.
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Pick Poor Robin clean is so CREEEEEPY
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
One of my favorite neighbors is the guy that owns a 1990s mustang that he never drives but goes out once a week to start and rev the engine a bunch.
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Mythic 🦊 @mythicalredfox.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
👽🔫
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/02/2026
Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape
Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
That was fun and makes me want to go back to Puerto Rico.
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
This Italian skater skating to the theme from Jaws has my undying adoration.
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Waiting for the Gojira moment in Milan #OlympicOpeningCeremony
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Mark Gongloff @markgongloff.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
We’re supposed to believe this is a domestic terrorist attacking ICE with a gun
A photo of the man murdered by ICE today, just before the shooting. He’s standing and holding a phone in his right hand and holding his empty left hand to the sky and looking behind him at a woman running away while an ICE agent closes in on him from the front. On the ground behind the man is a woman that the victim will soon try to help, leading several ICE agents to attack him and pin him to the ground, before shooting him several times.
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
For anyone wondering what a trade bazooka is, here you go: www.tiktok.com/t/ZThBEWXXS/
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Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 16/01/2026
“ICE agents, get out now because historically, this ends with you hanging from a lamppost and your body paraded through the streets.” - the …we rate dogs guy
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Fringe
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a man says fauxlivia ruined u2 for all of us in a movie scene
ALT: a man says fauxlivia ruined u2 for all of us in a movie scene
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Sometimes you are a drunk mom on Christmas and your adult kid is driving you home and we are blasting Built to Spill and singing and things are ok.
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Ok I know I shouldn't invite my Lyft driver to Christmas but god damn it I am sad I didn't invite my alone and thousands of miles away from his people Lyft driver to Christmas.
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
The MGM+ version of war of the worlds is game of thrones levels of brutal.
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
This Christmas Carol with George C Scott is amazing. I haven't seen it in years because The Muppets one is my go to. Unless you also count Scrooged in which case that is.
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I am a lapsed xpn member no more! I wasn't sure how I'd feel about 885 covers but as usual this has been so FUN! #xpncountdown
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Consider my mind blown that this is a cover. #xpncountdown bringing me back to 2nd grade.
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a woman in a red dress is dancing with a man in a crowd of people .
ALT: a woman in a red dress is dancing with a man in a crowd of people .
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
As a definitely not a big fan of country music person I don't dislike this version of Fast Car. It's not disrespectful and maintains the vibes as much as anyone that isn't Tracy Chapman can. #xpncountdown
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
#XPNCountdown has arrived in the upside down.
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a man with a mask on his face is sitting on a couch with headphones on and a tiktok watermark
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
My best friend and I used to pregame at Manny Browns back in the 90s-00. People left us alone, beer was cheap and they had Nina Simone's Hear Comes the Sun cover on the jukebox. #xpncountdown
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
The only thing worse than a Bob Dylan song is a Bob Dylan song sung by Jerry Garcia. 🫣 #xpncountdown
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Aimee Mann's voice is a dream 😌 #xpncountdown
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Which one of you delightful nerds is keeping track of how many times a song is covered? #xpncountdown
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
How does this work? Is Nothing Compares to You a Sinead song or a Prince song? #xpncountdown
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I definitely had booties like this in the 90s back when witchy boots were popular amongst girls that wore all black all the time and for whom sensibility was never a factor.
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
At some point today I will turn this on and over the course of today and tomorrow watch it in its entirety 6 times. Not just this scene but ya know the whole masterpiece that is Planes, Trains and Automobiles. youtu.be/jRvNg4zQ_14
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Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987) - A F***ing Car Scene | Movieclips
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Watch Party PHL @watchpartyphl.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Introducing The Stoop Pigeon Philly’s Premier women’s sports hub! Thank you to everyone that has been along for the journey, this is just the beginning. Philly IS a women’s sports town! There’s a new bird in town. Landing Spring 2026!
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
MARY 👏 FUCKING 👏 BRUCE 👏 FOR THE WIN.
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The loudest thunder now? Tonight?
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Good morning #philly, #gobirds & go vote! ☑️🇺🇸🦅 In PA we have to retain the Democrats on the Supreme Court. Check the PA Bar recommendations for everything else. There are a handful that they do not recommend. philadelphiabar.org?pg=News&blAc...
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Philadelphia Bar Association Releases Judicial Candidate Recommendations for Retention Candidates
With the November 4 general election approaching, the Philadelphia Bar
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I have purple bat lights that I shine on the sidewalk and tonight a little girl dressed as a purple bat came and got so excited and danced around in them like she had too much candy and it may have made my whole night.
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
My most boomer coded behavior is watching CBS Sunday Morning with my coffee. This morning Miss Rachel is being featured. They spent a good chunk of the interview talking about all the children murdered and maimed in Gaza and her advocacy for them. ❤️
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
On a Teams call with my boss and boss's boss and I realize I don't have my eyebrows on and look like this 👽 Then, and I don't know anyone else this happens to, I turn pixelated and PURPLE! And the longer the call goes the more pixelated I get. Fun times. Glad it's Friday FFS.
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Watching The Thing episode of XFiles because it's spooky season.
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Taryn @taryncregon.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Oh my god guys you're not gonna believe this but they found more bad apples..
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