TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Disagree, Even they can envision the derision they would endure for launching such a blatant oxymoron into the world. 010
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The cherry on top would have been including an equally sized Elon on the second picture, sitting with tears in his eyes due to the plate with the same size portions as everyone else. 000
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ahhh but I’m sure none of them ever used tax payer money on Kevlar depends either. 100
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Was Trump able to safely host Xi at the WH without a Ballroom? I thought he said we couldn’t do that? 130
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I never noticed painted nails. Too easily distracted by the baked goods. 130
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026With a man who is prone to labeling everything with his name, who do you think was the poor bastard that had to convince him that “Trump Intelligence” would be an oxymoron? 110
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think it was mostly from the pulp mills back in the day. 110
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This takes me back to that Tacoma aroma. 110
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I’ve got $50 on the name change being due to Trump not being able to spell artificial. 000
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026That’s the official presidential adult diaper bag. 000
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Independent safeties from the driving machine brakes, combined mechanical and electrical locks on the doors, and anti-egress devices to hold the doors closed, and escape hatches in the ceiling that by code are bolted or locked from the outside so they can’t be opened from within. 111
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ohhh don’t get me started about Hollywood and elevators. 110
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Showered 24? In a year? That’s….something… Especially if the sex 41 was with another human. That’s a non-gag reflex stat for them 030
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Nonsensically ranting for hours in front of tens of bored deplorables and being stuck in a filthy diaper for the duration will do that to a person. 000
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Well, maybe if you found one made during the Duong Dynasty on an old shipwreck. 011
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Fell out of the Ugly Tree, and hit every single one of its branchs on the way down. 010
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TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026He really needs to start pointing out that Paxton owns 15 homes AFTER a very publicly reported on divorce. How many did he own before? 000
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My math isn’t mathing. If Paxton got divorced from a state legislator, I assume she got something from the divorce. How is it that he still has 15 homes? Were they able to buy 25-30 homes on their state salaries before the divorce, or did he screw her out of everything? 000
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Last year I spent a good deal of time working on the man lifts on the Tacoma narrows bridge. I really wanted to get some pictures straight down from the top of one of our local pods going through, but alas, they evaded me. 000
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I don’t know, maybe he intended the Wookiee butt crack dingleberry look. 000
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026From H.O.M.E.S. to S.H.A.M.E. I guess that’s fitting for the Trump presidency. 010
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Under Trump we have see the H.O.M.E.S. Of the Great Lakes become the S.H.A.M.E. Of the Great Lakes 010
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Under Trump we went from The Great Lakes of H.O.M.E.S to a S.H.A.M.E. 000
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Is it a throat clearing A.H.E.M.S. Now in place of H.O.M.E.S ? 000
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Dear Democrats, Please assure us that the Secret Service will be equipped with shock gloves when they escort Trump and his cabinet out of the WH, you know, to “non-lethally” ensure compliance. 000
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026what is overcooked linguine for $800 Lindsay. 010
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I have an extremely wide swathe on musical appreciation, except today’s new country, I just can’t stomach it. But my kids grew up listening to, well, everything. My daughter just pulled up in her Fiat, custom built stereo system with Barry Manilow at about 110db. The kids are alright. 010
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 23/08/2026This and completely replace our Swiss cheese tax code with a flat 8% on everyone except non profits. All rich, poor, middle class, corporations, etc. if there is a tax cut issued, every tax payer gets the cut, not just those who don’t need it. Same if they raise them. 110
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I’m jealous! I mean really? You have a lawn? I just seem to be watering the weeds into perfect health. 010
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Dear sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln, Do you feel more disrespected and shit on watching a black athlete kneel during the national anthem, or right now under the conditions you have been put under? 000
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I think Dems should take up the MAGA “send them home” chant in response to the USS Abraham Lincoln and other navy ships. 000
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Comey should just take a black sharpie to his photo and put a UGC in front of the seashell 8647. “I don’t know what this is all about, I was just trying to bring attention to a faint dwarf irregular galaxy your honor”. 000
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I’ll be your online influencer, only cost you about 2doz baked goods a week. I should disclose up front that my reach is…. Well, minuscule at best. 110
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Hey Donald J Trump Jr, Does this qualify as “triggered”? 000
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Hey, maybe RFK jr is right, maybe he is MAHA. Natural evolution, only the strong survive, or in this case only the ones smart enough to get vaccinated. Maybe he’s unwittingly culling the heard for the rest of us. I just feel for the kids that don’t have a say (the same way I feel about religion). 000
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026My daughter bought a bell collar for her cat, to warn birds, and asked me what I thought of it. I said that’s great, a combo set, one as an alarm for birds, and one for a dinner bell for coyotes. 060
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026So how many offers of grants to fund your research, and how many with the stipulation that they have to be kept abreast of all results by personal taste tests? 010
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I would love to see the new owner transform the Lakers into the NBAs first all white male christian team. BTW, what is the current record for losses in year in the NBA? I need to know before I hit up Kalshi. 010
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Hey MAGA, If someone on the street is going to shoot and kill you, should you have the right to shoot them to protect your own life? Just curious. 000
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Ah ha, that’s my problem! I always end up loving and mourning them long after their dying day. It’s a pain of loss I have never learned to overcome. 000
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Imagine if you will, the outrage and non stop media coverage on the right, if a sitting Democrats child was accused of anything even remotely close to “child sexual exploitation”. 000
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Trump wants to compare apples to oranges with the cost to taxpayers on his war with Iran? Ok, let’s do the same type of comparisons then. Ok”sir”, Vietnam cost the US taxpayers about $111B and lasted how long? And you’ve spent how much in 6 months? Yeah yeah, inflation, but remember, apples to O’s. 000
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026You just know he was forced into a girls bathroom, had lipstick applied, and was given a swirly by a 13yo pony tailed immigrant girl, it’s just PTSD. 010
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I didn’t think I would enjoy Blinders, boy was I wrong 110
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026 I learned a valuable life lesson today. It doesn’t matter how bad you are at the game of golf, you can always get worse. 000
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Brilliant plan there Fetterman, pull voters from the right and a few independents and weaken both so the Democrats win in a landslide and you still lose your seat. Hey maybe next time you’re on Faux news you can convince other moderate republicans to run as independents to help the Dems out. 000
TartarusEvictee @tartarusevictee.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I keep telling my kids that I have lived my entire life in the age of electronics technology, and that at a very young age I was the TV remote control. “Turn it up, turn it down, change the channel…” 1130