Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 25/09/2026Another day, another quantum leap forward in software engineering 010
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 20/09/2026Whoever owned this phone last was _really_ picky about their Tinder matches... 000
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 19/09/2026In today's episode of "It Ain't Stupid If It Works"... 100
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 18/09/2026Remember "Don't use rude words about LLMs, you might make them angry!" 000
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 14/09/2026TIL Sydney will get a total solar eclipse in July 2028. 111
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 03/09/2026<Attenborough voice>: The receding ice signals the beginning of the thaw and the herald of spring for the simple people of this remote land. 000
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 26/08/2026AI bros: AI will usher in a golden age of prosperity and from from sickness and toil! Also AI bros: bsky.app/profile/hailey.at/post/3mt… 010
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 25/08/2026No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll 120
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 06/08/2026Step #5: Success! It's been in production for a couple of weeks now and seems to be holding steady. It's not quite as strong as I'd like; I have another magnet so I might end up attaching it on the other side of the door to finish the job properly. 110
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 06/08/2026Step #2: Make a fucking mess, then apply mess to the magnet. 100
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 06/08/2026Step #1: Clean and sand the surface for maximum grip. (You can see that the magnet is already starting to chip.) 100
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 06/08/2026Problem #2: While the oven frame is steel the part of the door that butts up against it is aluminium. So we need some manner to attach our magnet to _that_ side. Seems simple, just epoxy it on. The only problem is heat again; household epoxies start to break down at about 60℃. 100
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 06/08/2026OK, let's look into fucking magnets! Neodynium ones! ~2.5Kg force per CM²!? Awesome, give them them to your kids, what could go wrong? 100
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 06/08/2026The door frame, inside the door area but outside the main oven seal, is steel, a evidenced by this helpful little fridge-magnet. What if I attached a magnet to it, a really strong one, to pull on the door closed! 100
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 06/08/2026The oven came with the house and the door hasn't *quite* closed properly on one side for some time; not unusable but annoying. Thing is, the replacement parts are $300+, assuming they would fix the issue anyway; I should probably just replace the whole thing but frankly I can't be arsed right now. 100
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 06/08/2026The oven door doesn't close properly? Right, we're going to MacGyver the shit out of this thing ... with Fucking Magnets! 100
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 18/07/2026Oh look, it has a chatbot. Let's see what it thinks about SpaceX... 000
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 23/06/2026Someone said this online and I had to check but: the Iran MoU funnels more money to Iran in one go than the all aid to Israel since 1948 combined, including military aid. 100
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 13/06/2026Mildly interesting; a local-LLM powered graphical text-adventure engine: github.com/newideas99/open-dungeon 100
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 18/05/2026You'd think the one thing the spicy autocomplete machine would be good at is actual autocomplete but no. 000
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 13/05/2026And this worked example of a share investor only talks about indexation (resulting in a lower tax rate) with no mention of the 30% base rate. 100
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 13/05/2026e.g. this part talks about adding the 30% base rate in order to encourage movement to "higher density housing and shares while reducing incentives for debt-financed investment in some areas, like existing detached housing". But the current assumption is that the 30% rate applies to shares too. 100
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 06/05/2026That Betteridge guy, he really knew what was going on. 010
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 05/05/2026"The other boys made me do it!" What a pathetic shell of a man. 000
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 22/04/2026The Butlerian Jihad can't come soon enough in my opinion. 110
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 10/04/2026Software industry: We're launching a $25m project to rebrand the company. Farmers: Hold my beer... 000
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 03/04/2026Found a 50 year old bottle of Pernod at my mum's. Should I drink it? 100
Steve @tarka.haltcondition.net · 28/03/2026How it started / how it's going... Video: hachyderm.io/@tarkasteve/1163082189… 000