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Wulf Sternhammer

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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 6h
You call him a charlatan, but since he was elected I definitely think the Greens are bigger tits than I used to
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 6h
“… never to admit a fault or wrong; never to accept blame; concentrate on one enemy at a time; blame that enemy for everything that goes wrong; take advantage of every opportunity to raise a political whirlwind.” Henry A. Murray, Analysis of the Personality of Adolph Hitler (1943)
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You have to salute his indefatigability
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can’t believe Hollywood still hasn’t picked up Mickey’s Monkey Spunk Moped.
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NOT NOW LATVIA
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Actual Trump Derangement Syndrome
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She is a fugly slut
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Mean Girls Burn
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Also her pole vault technique sucks. Strong right arm but what’s her left arm doing? You can get away with that in most field events but in the pole vault you’ll be really exposed.
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anthem: Want EU back Want EU back Want EU back for good
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We must take care not to insult those shrivelled, murderous cunts.
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not zombies because they're not dead, they're just smaller than expected. Pygmies?
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think I spot a theme
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shut up, just shut up. You had me at Big-Tittied Wizards.
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Alantir. Run by Alan and his son Brian, who’s good with computers. Founded in 1981, they’ve grown to be the biggest software company in Enfield.
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Or you live in Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland and
PISA score trends for UK nations from 2005 to 2025
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dunning and Kruger have been approached for comment
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When someone says: "I thought I would do xxx", I - channelling my dad - must resist the urge to say: "You know what thought did? Stuck his bum out the window and thought he'd go and throw stones at it" Commonly heard in our house but apparently not a phrase that anyone else has ever used ever.
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cue music youtu.be/ddP7_-HrfV0?...
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Halloween (1978) Laurie’s Introduction [4K HDR]
YouTube video by Movies n’ Music 01
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s toasted
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Newt Gingrich will head up amphibious warfare
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yeah but we get blue passports so it's swings and roundabouts really
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thanks for clarifying - does that hold in this case?
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In Scotland an appeal court can increase a sentence, but unfortunately I don't think that's the case in England.
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Planescape Torment tops my list: morally ambiguous, darkly comic and memorably weird. The kind of game that seeps into your dreams.
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"My Burn Book was meant to be private"
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Mean Girls Burn
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
1st offence: warning 2nd offence: lose a finger 3rd offence: excommunication
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Consequences: Keanu Reeves as John Wick
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone’s getting wiped out, but it’s not all humankind
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Portsmouth, Dover, London, Munich, Everybody talk about Plump eunuchs
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i don’t know why anyone would trust him in this. AI is literally in his name.
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
According to myth, George’s Greek dad died young so he was raised by his mum in Lydda, in the Roman province of Palestine (now Lod in Israel), where he was also buried. The Church of Saint George in Lod is said to stand on his burial site.
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Top Men Indiana Jones
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thats the same guy but one with a chad filter
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
does have a familiar ring to it though
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Judge Dredd: I Am The Law (Sylvester Stallone)
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s a pity they cut away at the point where you explain how we’re going to pay for this.
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ricochet
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And the man at the back said, “Everyone, attack” And the drone nest blew him to bits
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Surprised Prairie Dog Meme
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Meanwhile, in the boy's clubhouse ...
Calvin and Hobbes in their clubhouse:
- Calvin: This meeting of top-secret club G.R.O.S.S (Get Rid Of Slimy Girls) will come to order, Supreme Ruler and Dictator-for-Life Calvin presiding!
- Hobbes: Hear hear!
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Zoolander: A Center for Ants?!
ALT: Zoolander: A Center for Ants?!
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This post is spot on. bsky.app/profile/nick...
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'd add: planning and housing, energy costs, lack of business investment and regional productivity growth. These also involve choices e.g. grid connection queues, industrial electricity pricing, capital allowances and the pace of planning reform are all levers government holds.
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Nick Harkaway @nickharkaway.com · 19/09/2026
I’ve worn a grubby RNLI cap for decades. I sound London, but I was born in Truro and I was a basically feral (Gen X) kid wandering the coast path with a dog until sunset for a lot of my early life. The lifeboats are in the fabric like trawlers and farms and pasties and fish and chips.
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Whether through cowardice or confusion it shows a fundamental lack of leadership. The response to events like this reveals character. Burnham was given a golden chance to lead a country that’s crying out for leadership but he’s utterly failed to do so. I’m bitterly disappointed in the man.
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I wonder which other aspects of reality the founder of the school of Offensive Realism fails to account for in his theories
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Everyone should have a crazy science teacher
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Doc Brown & Marty McFly: 1.21 Gigawatts!
ALT: Doc Brown & Marty McFly: 1.21 Gigawatts!
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As my science teacher used to say, if you don’t know the error bars you don’t really know anything
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wonder who might welcome him
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Vladimir Putin Waving and Smiling
ALT: Vladimir Putin Waving and Smiling
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
These are actually normal sized vegetables held by very small men
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Wulf Sternhammer @tarielcell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Why Not Both Por Que No Los Dos
ALT: Why Not Both Por Que No Los Dos
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