Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 58mI just can’t wait for the first new client call that starts off with “yes, but are you an ATTORNEY” before they email me what ChatGPT said about their case. 020
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 1hIf I have to start explaining to clients that I am both a lawyer and an attorney because they MEAN THE SAME THING I am going to jump off a cliff. 010
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Did this AND got my flu and COVID vaccines today. Double civic duty day! 060
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 14/10/2026He’s being ratioed to death over on the bad site. 130
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Someone alert the USPTO. They're doing it all wrong 151
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 14/10/2026This, and the MPAA and RIAA aren't going to do the whole sue-them-to-death thing again, even if Anthropic didn't have a bajillion dollars. 030
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Her "ICE didn't kill Alex Pretti, CBP did" line just might be fatal. 000
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 14/10/2026This will go nowhere without proof that she actually practiced law in California. Lying about practicing law isn’t enough. 020
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 13/10/2026In the video, he explains to the C-Span viewers that it's 115 degrees in Corpus Christi today. He knows how bad this looks. 030
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 13/10/2026She includes verbal pauses because she lost her place in her word for word written out speech. 170
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I just did one for chocolates where we we did both “chocolate” and “chocolate candies.” There’s no rule against it. 010
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Who do we know who’s an expert on the difference between AI and SI oh noooooooooooooooooo 110
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I got to buy him a beer at South by Southwest years ago. That was a fun night. 010
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I think I realized he was an anti-vaxxer idiot before I knew he was a creepy misogynist. I just never paid that much attention to him. But it totally tracks. 000
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Bill showed us who he was years ago. Not worth sharing. 120
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The best course is probably to claim both, I guess? 100
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Oh, hey, look what got added to the Trademark Manual of Acceptable Goods and Services last Thursday. 388
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The 60-day rule was an internal policy that of course this DOJ was going to ignore, but the policy only mattered when the DOJ was seen as trustworthy. They aren’t anymore, so they can’t do the kind of damage the policy was designed to prevent. (They can do other damage for sure.) 0364
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Talarico's not going to sue these morons. He couldn't prove they did any meaningful damage to his reputation. They're irrelevant. 000
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I have a memory seared in my brain of being at the Institute of Art on Marathon Day and seeing a runner with his medal on looking with despair at the long flight of stairs leading to the bathrooms. His legs were done, I guess. 😂 010
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I don’t think judges care much about DOJ policy. 010
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026dHS is leading it - they’re looking for immigration fraud. The end result is deportation. Which means in the next admin we can deport Musk and Melania. 110
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026There is a person close to me who emigrated when he was 12 and his dad did all the paperwork. His country of birth has no record of his citizenship being revoked. It’s very possible he’s been here for almost 6 decades illegally. He’s white though, so…. 000
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Because of him interest rates went up and the deal to sell my parents’ house fell through and now it’s coming up on winter and we’ll still have to carry it and hope the mice don’t eat it. 051
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 11/10/2026He and Hegseth must be the next Congress’s first order of business. Impeach and remove as soon as possible. 000
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Karoline Leavitt was excellent at the job of lying for the president. Nobody could form a lie faster than her. 010
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 09/10/2026How does the U.S. cut off funding to an entity it doesn’t recognize? 270
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I will be disabling my social media accounts on December 2nd at least until the end of the year. I will not be subjected to footage of that execution. And anyone who shares it is complicit. 040
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They fixed it online. And in their silly online poll, Collins is up on Ossoff by like 75% now. 000
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Gentleman next to Bessent is clearly letting us know that the odor is growing stronger with every second 010
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026lol there will be 40 mile an hour winds and heavy rains on Saturday night. 000
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The pizza in the Naples airport will be the most divine pizza you have ever experienced in your life. 200
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026That's going to be part of the legal fight, assuming the courts accept that being executed twice violates the 8th amendment. 191
Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I can't say I know enough about the sentencing rules in TN (I'm a lawyer here, but not that kind), but if there were improperly unconsidered mitigating circumstances like a lifetime of abuse, they should look at what the sentencing guidelines were at the time. 161