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Tara Stelluto

@tarastelluto.bsky.social
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Just a lawyer girl, doing trademarks and data protection, standing in front of you, begging you to care about the 1974 Privacy Act.

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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 58m
I just can’t wait for the first new client call that starts off with “yes, but are you an ATTORNEY” before they email me what ChatGPT said about their case.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 1h
If I have to start explaining to clients that I am both a lawyer and an attorney because they MEAN THE SAME THING I am going to jump off a cliff.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 16h
Absolutely no one would have told her that.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 16h
So are our new pronouns attorney/lawyer or...
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Did this AND got my flu and COVID vaccines today. Double civic duty day!
Photo of my “I voted” sticker
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He’s being ratioed to death over on the bad site.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Someone alert the USPTO. They're doing it all wrong
Chart very wrongly suggesting that there is a difference between attorneys and lawyers and that people without a license can practice some kinds of law, including IP.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This, and the MPAA and RIAA aren't going to do the whole sue-them-to-death thing again, even if Anthropic didn't have a bajillion dollars.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Her "ICE didn't kill Alex Pretti, CBP did" line just might be fatal.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Nationalize Starlink right now
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This will go nowhere without proof that she actually practiced law in California. Lying about practicing law isn’t enough.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Let him sue.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
In the video, he explains to the C-Span viewers that it's 115 degrees in Corpus Christi today. He knows how bad this looks.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
She includes verbal pauses because she lost her place in her word for word written out speech.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I just did one for chocolates where we we did both “chocolate” and “chocolate candies.” There’s no rule against it.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Brown by 10.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Who do we know who’s an expert on the difference between AI and SI oh noooooooooooooooooo
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I got to buy him a beer at South by Southwest years ago. That was a fun night.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I think I realized he was an anti-vaxxer idiot before I knew he was a creepy misogynist. I just never paid that much attention to him. But it totally tracks.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bill showed us who he was years ago. Not worth sharing.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The best course is probably to claim both, I guess?
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Stabs you right in the sternum.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yes
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh, hey, look what got added to the Trademark Manual of Acceptable Goods and Services last Thursday.
" (SI) software, which a certain President has declared the only non-treasonous way to refer to AI.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The 60-day rule was an internal policy that of course this DOJ was going to ignore, but the policy only mattered when the DOJ was seen as trustworthy. They aren’t anymore, so they can’t do the kind of damage the policy was designed to prevent. (They can do other damage for sure.)
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Talarico's not going to sue these morons. He couldn't prove they did any meaningful damage to his reputation. They're irrelevant.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I have a memory seared in my brain of being at the Institute of Art on Marathon Day and seeing a runner with his medal on looking with despair at the long flight of stairs leading to the bathrooms. His legs were done, I guess. 😂
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don’t think judges care much about DOJ policy.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
dHS is leading it - they’re looking for immigration fraud. The end result is deportation. Which means in the next admin we can deport Musk and Melania.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
No, but they can deport her.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There is a person close to me who emigrated when he was 12 and his dad did all the paperwork. His country of birth has no record of his citizenship being revoked. It’s very possible he’s been here for almost 6 decades illegally. He’s white though, so….
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
By trump’s DHS, even.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is she gonna last a Scaramucci?
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The arena has a blanket performance license.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Because of him interest rates went up and the deal to sell my parents’ house fell through and now it’s coming up on winter and we’ll still have to carry it and hope the mice don’t eat it.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He and Hegseth must be the next Congress’s first order of business. Impeach and remove as soon as possible.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Karoline Leavitt was excellent at the job of lying for the president. Nobody could form a lie faster than her.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How does the U.S. cut off funding to an entity it doesn’t recognize?
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I will be disabling my social media accounts on December 2nd at least until the end of the year. I will not be subjected to footage of that execution. And anyone who shares it is complicit.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They fixed it online. And in their silly online poll, Collins is up on Ossoff by like 75% now.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah I don’t want a super sweetener either.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good mark!
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Michael Dell's deeply damaged wife, and yes.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gentleman next to Bessent is clearly letting us know that the odor is growing stronger with every second
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Take care of my Corgies
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lol there will be 40 mile an hour winds and heavy rains on Saturday night.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also, do a food tour in Venice.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The pizza in the Naples airport will be the most divine pizza you have ever experienced in your life.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's going to be part of the legal fight, assuming the courts accept that being executed twice violates the 8th amendment.
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can't say I know enough about the sentencing rules in TN (I'm a lawyer here, but not that kind), but if there were improperly unconsidered mitigating circumstances like a lifetime of abuse, they should look at what the sentencing guidelines were at the time.
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