Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Definitely!! I’m 53 years old and this job was me succumbing to needing a stable income after decades of winging it as an artist and writer. I’m glad I landed in a world that is so interesting. My coworkers are the smartest, kindest people. It’s wild. 010
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I really appreciate your thread. I’ve been an assistant to a very successful architect in LA for almost seven years!! Mostly ultra high-end residential. It’s fascinating interpersonally and re: wealth disparity. I’ve grown to love it. 120
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Coworker just upgraded from An iPhone 7 To AN IPHONE 16 010
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 11/11/2025There is no greater hamburger of horror and delight than finding a long chin hair during nighttime plucking hours. 010
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 09/11/2025All’s Fair really is ultimately just a long Kardashian infomercial tone poem and somehow, despite having no interest in things Kardashian, I love it. 000
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Though I suppose the most interested parties are among the less-impacted by world events 010
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 29/10/2025It’s a little funny that there’s such a heightened interest in longevity during such an awful time to be alive 120
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Whoever made the key art for ARE YOU MY FIRST? 🤮 needs a vigorous background check. 010
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 08/08/2025I’ve gotten ahold of call centers, who immediately say they can’t help but can connect me with the doctor’s office, where no one answers. Call center guy said they’re “looking at” connecting callers directly with doctors’ offices! Just like in the 50’s! 010
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 08/08/2025I’m having a pressing medical situation that cannot be addressed by emergency care. I have not been able to reach a SINGLE PROVIDER from Cedars Sinai. Just long holds with tinny wait music and no human. 110
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 09/06/2025How do you suppose ICE behaved toward TSA agents on their flights out here? They are certainly comprised of a lot of immigrants. 010
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 03/06/2025This year I discovered how terrorized I have to feel to fully love all of the Pride well-wishes from pretty much anyone (who isn’t a corporation). 020
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 24/05/2025@wnba acting with honor and love by recognizing the 5-year anniversary of losing George Floyd. Thank you @napheesa24 for your dedication. 010
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 17/05/2025They did teeth whitening in the @wnba like scoliosis checks in my junior high gym class 010
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 10/05/2025No one has really nailed naming a business like the owner of Dress Barn did 010
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025I hope everyone who has wanted white pride or straight pride events knows about the Derby! Sure, it’s a LITTLE woke—they’re allowing Catholics now?? Still—a true stronghold. No “I regret my vote” interviews here! 000
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 31/03/2025If we can unite against fascism the way we do against Trader Joe’s parking lots, we will really be in business. 000
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Give me Amy Sedaris playing Kim Mulkey in a biopic or give me death. 010
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Can someone please forward the world’s biggest high five to the Dr. Odyssey props department? From the gold forceps to the shark fin, this is elite work!! 000
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Really on-brand that Democrats finally united by hating someone within their party instead of the fascist they should be opposing 000
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Maybe quit “trying for a boy” and “hope for a trans child” you buffoons 020
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 02/03/2025So far zero tiny top hats on the red carpet. Disappointing. 000
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Kaitlyn Dever is phenomenal in Apple Cider Vinegar. Just beyond. The whole show is excellent @netflix.com 020
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I have some white friends who have already decided that this works 010
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 15/02/2025I want to congratulate everyone who managed not to watch The Substance with a Level 5 Gen X sex nerd 000
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I can’t imagine a more scorching counterpoint to the cowardice of the @nfl removing their toothless “End Racism” than Kendrick’s performance. Just divine. 120
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 03/02/2025I Grew Up and Found Out it Was My Soft Skills That Mattered Most 000
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Does anyone know if there’s a bar in Silicon Valley called Tech Tonics 010
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Boldly taking the time during this national crisis to navel gaze and ask myself if I am in fact the world’s biggest dipshit 000
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 29/01/2025So happy you shared this, truly felt great to read everyone’s comments!! 041
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Whenever I worry I’m lazy I need to remember the weeks of keeping a bottle of lotion upside down and jamming my fingers in for the dregs. The shaking, tilting, and scraping. The patience to fully clear it out, then triumphantly walk it ten pompous steps to the recycling. 250
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 23/01/2025My friend’s multi-generational family in Altadena lost everything in the Eaton fire. They are one of the many Black families whose fundraisers are not getting the momentum more resourced people are getting in a matter of days! Let’s help!! gofund.me/6239f543gofund.meDonate to Help The Cash Family After LA Fires, organized by Paul Watson IIIOur sister, Tamara Greggs aka Naturale, has experienced a devastating loss l… Paul Watson III needs your support for Help The Cash Family After LA Fires 051
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Here I sit Trying to pee And all I do is burp my face off 020
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Seriously I guess it’s important somehow (???) but it’s been a long fucking time since there was any consequence. 010
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 16/01/2025A potato samosa from the new Indian market in Grafton, Wisconsin, has flattened my mom and stepdad. TOO SPICY. 020
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 14/01/2025I WISH LA was the progressive haven these dummies think it is 031
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Adult professional journalist woman on NBC said that officials are looking to see what caused the fires, including if it’s “an act of God.” How does the Lord start fires and why does this important beacon of spiritual excellence rob so many of their homes 130
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Me, every time I open Wordle: Huh, seems like there aren’t enough letters for “cloaca” 010
Tara Jepsen @tarajepsen.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Shoutout from THIS Angeleno to Blue Shield insurance for raising the deductible on my inhaler to $50 from $40 (which already seemed ridiculous) just a month ago. Perfectly synced up with fire season. #EatonFire 030
