Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Fun Fact:When I was a kid my fathers company had courtside season tickets to the Knicks and Peter Falk had seats in the row in front of us. Met him quite a few times there. 010
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 18/06/2026On the plus side it would be good to use as toilet paper. 010
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I don't know about the dry part, but anyplace that has me around must be pretty cool.......👍 010
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 19/04/2026A supervillain that has multiple personalities has several iden*titty's*. 020
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 18/04/2026If it gets really dark in the room, I gues you can put the high beams on. 110
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Adimiring anything of beauty puts a smile on my face! 001
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I think muy bonita is a more accurate description. 010
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I need to know everybody's opinion about everything NOW! 000
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Only difference is that Indiana probably smells better. 💩 000
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I'm always looking for a pretty woman to ride me like a pony! 010
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Dr: You have acute vaginitis. Me: Thank you! 000
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 03/01/2026That's better then thinking someone was asking you if you wanted to be a author. 020
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I have to disagree---you do deserve 1,000 followers by the 1st. 110
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 29/12/2025I've woke up with a lot worse then that next to me in bed. Lolz! 010
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 05/12/2025You should also get royalty checks for Twin Peaks! 110
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Surely you can't be serious! I am serious. And don't call me Shirley! 010
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Yes, I've always been a fan of big and shapely balloons......😉 010
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Maybe one day you can make it to Vegas with your bag of condoms in tow..........👍😍😜 110
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 27/10/2025I work with some boobs at work that aren't beatiful, but I have a feeling we're not talking about the same thing(s)............ 010
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 12/10/2025This would be better if it were said in a Mr. Mackey voice, mmkay.......... 000
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Angry Cat once got cat hair all over my jeans. Now they are mean Genes. 010
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 12/10/2025The world would be a better place if we had more social media platforms like this, IMHO. Just sayin'.......... 000
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 30/09/2025I can go 100 MPH as long as I've got the allmighty power right up there by my pair of fuzzy dice! 020
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 21/09/2025True....not much room to maneuver on a plane nowadays. 010
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Sometimes it's nice to be a little backy, too. 110
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 20/09/2025I bet it was really tasty. The cheesesteak, that is. 110
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Unfortunately, you can pick your nose on a flight but you can't pick who your seatmate will be. 🙁 010
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Personally, I'm always in the mood for an In-N-Out animal style. Everything is always better animal style, IMHO. 010
Dirk Savage @taquitobanditio.bsky.social · 23/08/2025I'm watching my carbs so I had to cut down on my edible underwear. 010
