aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026- Rick is the Alpha. Hershel is also an Alpha. - Lori died not long ago, she is fucking mentioned. But Daryl is the one that birthed Judith - The two men are so awful at dirty talk, it sounds like two southern people at a brawl 110
aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026reading about Daryl Dixon trying to be an omega parent is sending me 110
aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026reading a twd fic and being forced to imagine Hershel saying this might genuinely have ruined some of his character for me 280
aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026my best mate accidentally went through withdrawals. so she's going through psychosis and i'm shitfaced on my date of birth. absolutely astonishing friendship ❤ we're going through it together 150
aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026the ending is that they all live and the zombies were paid actors 120
aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026never gotten drunk and said something to get me cancelled so here's my best attempt fa hey 160
aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026@fujosukuna.bsky.social im drunk. can you sober me up? 220
aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026static.klipy.comSpeechless Bald Man Smoking CigaretteALT: Speechless Bald Man Smoking Cigarette 000
aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026wake up. i need you to listen to me explaining what the morris worm is 120
aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026yeah im drinking at 6pm. im roleplaying as the average father 160
aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026why are none of you awake at 6pm for me. FUCK you guys. i can't even get a dopamine hit 280
Reposted by aje⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆spookiki ⋆⁺₊🧿.˚⊹ @yourmotherxo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026diagnosed with forehead kiss deficiency 03811
Reposted by ajemika @omegirl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026no one: literally no one: sydney sweeney: i should embody my widely despised, very misogynistically written character in real life 0297
aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026@cabbage-chan.bsky.social can we have those couples-matching phone backgrounds, but instead of hands forming a heart it's us sloppily making out? 160
aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i SHOULD make a mojito out of this but i uhm.. im mixing it with pepsi and calling it a day 130
aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i am no expert on white rum but bacardí tastes watered down 130
aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026can there be a subplot of a someone walking their belgan malinois because there is absolutely no way they can skip a long walk 130
aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026those therapists/psychologists take notes for future use. patients are inspofarms 010
aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i should hire you to do one for me 💔 yours looks so nice 010
aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026last time i got shitfaced, i made out w my mate and wanted to send a another friend a lewd 230
aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i trust you guys to make sure i don't drunk post tonight 250
aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026they've opened my eyes to so many memes, so many possibilities 010
Reposted by ajejazz (fefw spoiler zone) @miffz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026why do I keep getting ads for dog anal gland meds 081
aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i have no fucking aesthetic bone in my body when it comes to online stuff 370
aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026started making a collage of music i listen to and soon realized that it's a dead end. i cannot choose 140
aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026he turned 25. according to Spongebob, 25 is funnier than 24 110
aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026no i genuinely think that fucker lives under a rock 110
aje @tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026MY BOYFRIEND DOESN'T KNOW WHO GILLIAN ANDERSON IS. HOW CAN SOMEONE NOT KNOW 480
Reposted by ajeAdam 🪿 @vexnir.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I wish I could wake up tomorrow in a world without AI 10922287
Reposted by ajeMEANBOSSART @meanbossart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Handy dandy height guide for the DnD babes. #art #astarion #dudrow #bg3 #dnd 135043
Reposted by aje🌊 Kamome || カモメ 🌊 @kamomehex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026These days more than ever 102065671