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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 10h

Someone in a position of authority should be notif- Oh. Wait.

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I really, truly loved this video. @exoditedragon.bsky.social, this might be right up your alley.

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I've been poking around at the accounts faving the arguers. Some of them are real people. The vast majority of have followers in the single digits, if any; most haven't posted anything; the few who posted before this started were posting in Cyrillic before. I'm shocked - SHOCKED, I tell you.

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Do you wanna discuss the concern about getting a papercut on your leg or getting it stuck in a woodchipper? Because both cause bleeding from the leg via tree related things.

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It's not semantics. I live in the state with far and away the longest medical care wait times, and am therefore a LOT more afraid of a pneumonic plague outbreak than bubonic.

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

And one has a treatment window of several days, vs under 24 hours for the other.

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We have bubonic in the US. This was pneumonic.

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Lol oh no. Yeahhhh there's a reason there are laws about changing your address within a set period of time ... Oof.

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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 05/10/2026

It's that day again, but we must (and WILL) perversely persevere 🤘😈

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God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I am the only person with my name, but there's a uh. PDF file with my initials and surname, and this dude is SO DUMB he keeps using my email address for official government stuff. He didn't stop til I replied to his parole officer to show him screenshots of the sketchy adult sites he'd signed up to

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I haven't had a chance to read them yet, but Tom has assured me she gets everything she really deserves and more in the comics. Which is good, because my GOD she was done so dirty.

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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 05/10/2026

Spooky bird stories. My Halloween comic from 2024.

A comic titled Spooky Bird Stories. In panel 1, a turkey vulture is telling stories to other vultures, and it says, "She walked toward the source of the terrible smell. She got closer and closer, and then, to her horror, she saw... No dead body." A black vulture says "No!" and a turkey vulture says "Did someone already eat it??" In panel 2, a northern cardinal is telling a story to some songbirds. It says "They peered through the windows of the house at the gory scene. Zombies had smashed through the door in the night. The homeowner was dead. But worst of all... He hadn't refilled the feeders." An eastern bluebird says "Aaah!" and an American goldfinch says "It can't be!". In panel 3, A screech owl is telling a story to other owls. It says "And then the ghost fluffed itself up really big to appear scarier." A saw-whet owl gasps, and a long-eared owl says "Horrifying!". In panel 4, a downy woodpecker is telling a story to other woodpeckers, and says "The eerie sound rang through the dark woods. Tap-tap. Tap-tap. It was the distinctive two-part knock of the Ivory-billed Woodpecker. The species had returned from the dead... FOR REVENGE." A red-cockaded woodpecker says "Yesss".

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

(Also, fair in general re: Crosby, I can't think of a single other character with as much GBV as a defining element. Like "Yeah sure we'll bring you back for other roles, but they're all rooted in SA somehow and/or going to die and we won't let you forget that you shouldn't ask for more development"

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A lot of King's movies go out of their way to add tension release valves, but man, that movie is *relentless*

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

And yeah he did shit like that with gore scenes all the way until I left for college. In my 20s I watched horror movies every day until I was all but desensitized to them, but still can't watch Poltergeist or Wishmaster (New French Extremity films can fuck right off though, no thanks)

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My boomer-ass dad was throwing back some beers while watching "Poltergeist" on TV with some buddies, and thought it would be funny to call me into the living room right at the beginning of the uh. The Scene With The Face Stuff. and not let me leave I was 4, so also one of my earliest memories

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It just doesn't feel right. You spend 20+ years used to the idea that shops won't have your size, driving 2 hours to the nearest plus sized store, and now you get stuck in this loop of checking and rechecking your measuring tape and your math, because surely that can't be right, this is all wrong

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

As much as people constantly want to lose weight, I can tell you that there's honestly a lot of grief and fear involved when you spend your life from your teenaged years through your 30s in 2XLs, and suddenly have to grapple with the idea that every size chart online has you squarely in the S range

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This bitch here loves cardigans. I'm a millennial so I like stuff form fitting; I accept that "oversized fit" is stylish right now even though I hate it; but if my cardigans are falling off me *straight down* I can't even use that as an excuse. My starry witchy sparkly cardigans :(

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Had a moment of absolute ugly sobbery because I realized that all of my favorite cardigans and wraps, stuff I've worn for over a decade (lots of stuff from the 2010s when strong colors, witchy stuff, and stars were everywhere) - it's all so big on me I can't wear it. Shoulder seams around my elbows.

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

To some, yeah, everything is evil. Plenty of Internet Atheists:tm: are just as judgmental about furries. There's a reason I have seen these things in cathedrals and illuminations! Left that behind, but there was a lot of time overlap. People have always just liked animal people! It's in our nature.

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Anthros (violent, rude, randy) are all over marginalia in manuscripts and illuminations, as well as stonework in just about every part of cathedrals and churches. The stuff found both in and outside of cathedrals that couldn't be easily removed is sometimes downright obscene and genuinely hilarious.

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is so disgusting and I laughed way too hard at this oh my word (Excited to back another one of your books, ty for being my introduction to webcomics with a jackrabbit hollering TONIGHT I AM A MAN)

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Incisions are closing up!! After a few more weeks I'll be able to fit in another couple of concerts before surgery #2. So far there's Rush, Dragonforce, an Andrea Gibson tribute (which will be mostly crying), and Sabaton the night before top surgery, lol. Me treating my body's Healing Factor like

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Like yeah no problem, this email was sent to a specific doctor by name and I expressed concern that my progress appt was rushed, sure, no problem, forward it to the practitioner I specifically expressed concern about, I'm sure that won't be a problem in the future at all, no problem man no problem

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

One of the shittiest parts of mega-corps buying up every medical practice in a region & rolling them into a single interlinked system (beyond data breaches - at least 3 so far in '26) is emailing a your GP for a 2nd opinion on a possible infection, and an admin FWDs that email right to your surgeon

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Officially on week 3 post-op (1 of 2) now, and so far everything has gone well. As long as I get myself some really good, restrictive binding to keep myself from moving too much until uhhhh mid-January, I should be a-ok, lol Head is almost clear enough to read/write/watch/draw something now. Huzzah

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I mean, nobody's stopping him, so yeah, he can. Should? No. Can? Anyone in the government can do anything because absolutely nobody in either party will step up and do their jobs.

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Unsure whether you bought these things BECAUSE of the product photos or in spite of them

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Even the most well-intentioned men analyzing "Obsession" peg the moment where they realize Bear is the baddie far too late. It's clear they've never been a teenaged girl working for tips at a diner before.

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

(That was the intent of the video, anyway. It turns out that weapons-grade anesthesia it takes 2 hours to wake up from, then being given more morphine, then a double shot of Dilaudid will make phrases like "Canada Rules" sound an awful lot like "Cannibalism")

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Morphine wasn't working so I needed 2 infusions of Dilaudid. I was in another dimension where pain didn't matter, everyone was my friend, and it was extremely important that Tom record a video of me apologizing to Opal In Sky for missing their concert.

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I wouldn't call JFK's idiot nephew philanthropic or a Democrat, lol. Trump probably wants his own giant gold head statue facing JFK's bronze one. He also might want to install a permanent stage for "Cats" to be performed year-round

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Thank you 💜 So far it seems like I'm healing faster than is typical, so that's good. First couple days of this are notoriously brutal and they weren't lying. Six-week recovery, but by Friday things will feel SO much better than now.

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I've lost ~60 kg, and today had excess skin around my abdomen removed. Feels baaaad. The weight loss means my top surgery will effectively be covered by insurance, and I should be able to have that done in December! Should be a much easier recovery. My surgeon is excellent, and I have high hopes.

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Enjoying my last few hours of sitting bisexually. I'll know I'm fully recovered from surgery whenever I can perch on a chair like a Cirque du Soleil performer without noticing

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Irish Star is a tabloid, lol. I wonder if Batboy or the Sasquatch have seen lurking around the RNC too? That'd be neat.

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My primary recovery instructions are "Sit or lay down on your back but sort of in fetal position at all times, spend as much time asleep as possible, and also somehow figure out how to consume 3200 calories a day. But stay still. Seriously don't do anything"

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Like y'all my spouse is going to have to learn how to empty my drains 4 times a day and measure their output, will need to bathe me, and will have to tuck me in with bumpers like an infant because I will have to be hunched over at all times for at least two weeks. And they're SENDING ME HOME

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Me a day and a half away from a surgery I really should be kept in the hospital for but this is America so they're just sending me straight home as soon as I wake up and I'm fine I'm fine everything's fiNE

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

And following this: Keep your cats inside. Please. I beg you. Even if you don't care about how many birds they kill or the other threats they pose to the environment. Please, protect your cats from what I've seen.

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I assure you: Every person you know who goes out to pick up road trash has seen this kind of thing many times. It is *because* they're the kind of people who do this that nobody hears about it. It chips away at our belief of the goodness of humanity. Sickens our souls. We don't want to tell you.

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I've seen things "just picking up trash lmao" that I never want to think about again. People like me are the reason you DON'T have to think about it and are under the impression it doesn't matter. Be GRATEFUL for people who do the work you think is beneath you, and are paid only in nightmares.

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"I want to do conservation work but I don't want to pick up trash lmao I want to do something that actually makes a difference" Ok. Do you want me to tell you about some of the "trash" I've picked up? The "trash" that should have had names? The "trash" I've had to call animal services about?

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

PSA because my ass is VERY chapped: Volunteering is not glamorous and is often exhausting, gross, repetitive, even traumatic. Volunteers are there so the people with fancy letters after their names can do the "cool" work. Looking down on people who do the "boring" stuff shows your ignorance.

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captain goat @tapestrybeast.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

(ie i toldja to stop lurking on there and Liking stuff, Tom, because that's showing up as bot activity lol)

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