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Just got a knock at the door, wearing this
Lady goes "wₒₐₕ... I like your.. collar"
Me "Thank You"
Her ".. You look quite young, how old are you?"
Me "27"
Her "Is there anybody over 30 there?"
Me "Not right now"
And off she awkwardly goes to the next house to cold call about whatever it was