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Kali Valentine

@tanukicutie.bsky.social
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Author of spicy, sweet, BL/MLM/yaoi novels. She/Her 30+ Canadian. Hockey Lover. RGG fanfic writer. NO AI. 18+ plz. Caught Offsides - MM hockey romance serializing on ko-fi! ko-fi.com/TanukiCutie My books: linktr.ee/kalivalentine

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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I legit forgot that I even logged in and posted this. 😭😭
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*crawls out from her own personal hell, looks around, crawls right back in* (I should probably get Caught Offsides ready for publication since hockey season starts in like... 4 days. November release?!)
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please help if you can, boost if you can't. #helpfolkslive #mutualaid
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K.S. Nightingale (Kai) @ksnightingale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let's book up my #editing slots for October so I can breathe a little easier! Open to most genres YA and up! Love romance/cozy! -relatively quick turnaround -collaborative edits -no AI -10+ years of experience -an editor who cheerleads -payment plans available! #booksky #writingcommunity #writesky
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I have like... 4 chapters left to write to finish the smutty werewolves book (and a deadline) but boy I feel like I just *can't* focus today. I also only have maybe 4 or 5 chapters left on the dragon too, but it's just not happening. *sigh*
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K.S. Nightingale (Kai) @ksnightingale.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"I don't know what to do for marketing!" "I don't have time for marketing!" Yes you do. I'm about to give you a week's worth of posts right now. All you need is some kind of photo/image app (I'm using Canva) and a place to keep notes so you can copy/paste evergreen stuff. Thread incoming.
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is what I'm doing this week. Following her guides to make my IG and bsky accounts more active and feel more like me. (I am not on TT.) ...I will always be "faceless" though. Sorry. 👉👈
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K.S. Nightingale (Kai) @ksnightingale.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Today is a great day to hire me to edit your books! Professional, budget-friendly (without compromising quality!) and collaborative, I work WITH you to bring out the best in your work. Please share! Thank you! #writesky #writingcommunity #editing #editingsky
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K.S. Nightingale (Kai) @ksnightingale.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"I don't have time for marketing!" Yes you do. Here is a thread of 7 posts you can make for TikTok/IG. And have you made your evergreen promo posts yet? If not, you'd better do that. For each of the 7 ideas you need a 6 second clip or an aesthetic photo. Here we go:
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It's yaoi day? Well, I write sweet and spicy #yaoi novels. My first book, Three-Course Romance is a coffee shop/restaurant romance and is available on Kobo, B&N, itch and ko-fi. My current novel is a same-team hockey romance, serializing on my ko-fi. linktr.ee/KerfuffleBooks ko-fi.com/tanukicutie
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
High Risk #WIPSnip game! Post a total spoiler with no context! One by one, the rest of the Vortex crossed the floor, leaning down to plant a kiss on Benson’s forehead. Alexander was last. “Told you,” he whispered in Benson’s ear before kissing his forehead.
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is my editor. She is absolutely fabulous🥰🥰🥰 My writing wouldn't be as good as it is without her. She is looking for clients for August - trust me you want her to edit for you! Please check her out! #writingcommunity #booksky #authorsky
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Chapter Sixteen of Caught Offsides is now live! Supporting me on kofi means I get to write more, and you get bonus content when I write it! (Also the first 4 chapters are free...) #sportsromance #BL #heatedrivalry ko-fi.com/post/Caught-...
“Did you really think that I only wanted to sleep with you that one time?” Alexander asked after a long moment. 

Benson shrugged and sank lower into the bed. “I thought maybe you only wanted to sleep with me, and just play hockey the rest of the time.”

“Do you think that I would have offered to buy your dad a condo if that was the case?” Alexander asked, getting more amused as the conversation went on. Benson was too cute, and too innocent. Alexander knew at that moment that he desperately needed to protect Benson’s heart the way that Benson tried his best to protect him on the ice.
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Got sent a concept for my werewolf novel cover and... I know it's just a Canva mockup, but I think I'm going to ask to keep it. Marlowe is a florist, and we were going to paint flowers and like a wolf's skull for the symbolism of the werewolves but... I kinda like the vintage wallpaper graphic...
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Oh boy, here comes the chronic exhaustion 🙏 I need to have enough energy to finish a couple of things this week, and then I can crash. 😭😭😭
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R. N. Popa (RuxTheAuthor) @callmerux.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Just need one backer at $10 to break 40%! Come on algorithm I know there are people that like #UrbanFantasy and all the other stuff I jammed in here🖤✨
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I don't do book reviews anymore. I have a whole pile of them with cute graphics and stuff but now that I'm published, it's not good etiquette to give starred/numbered reviews.
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hi, I'm Kali and you should go buy my book. A coffeeshop romance featuring: ☕️ disgraced chef-turned-barista x cocky restaurateur ☕️ grumpy x sunshine ☕️ sweet and spicy MM romance ☕️ second chances ☕️ found family ☕️ celebrity chef gangland vibes Available on itch, kobo, B&N Linktr.ee/kalivalentine
The illustrated cover for Three-Course Romance features two men, one blonde in an orange apron, one darker haired with tan skin wearing a black coat and suit with a purple tie, looking longingly at each other
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R. N. Popa (RuxTheAuthor) @callmerux.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Kickstarter is LIVE! Back this finished book if you like: 🌃 Urban Fantasy 💾 Cyberpunk / Tech-Noir 🏢 Corporate Intrigue ❤️‍🔥 Slow-Burn Romance ✨ Magic 🫂 Found Family 🐦‍⬛ Norse Mythology www.kickstarter.com/projects/rux... #WritingCommunity #IndieAuthor #UrbanFantasy #Booksky
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The Shadows Are No Place for Love
A tech-noir urban fantasy thriller set in a futuristic Berlin where corporations weaponize magic and love is a liability.
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
A nap, most likely. It occurs to me that I don't really celebrate my finished drafts. I had a piece of cake (I think it was a single-serve parfait, actually?) when my first book published. I may do that again when my next one is published as a single volume.
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Time to work on the werewolves. Then I can finish the Dragon and his Farm Boy... which I think I'm going to use for the title after all. But I don't know what I'd call the rest of the series if I do that.
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Early upload of Caught Offsides Chapter Fifteen for supporters. Thank you for supporting me and helping me continue to write the spicy BL romances I love! #BL #romance #booksky #serializedfiction ko-fi.com/post/Caught-...
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Caught Offsides Chapter Fifteen
Kali Valentine added a post for monthly subscribers!
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Chapter Fourteen of Caught Offsides is available for everyone. If you've been wondering what's going on in my same-team, MM hockey romance, you can check it out! Shares are highly appreciated! Pledges on my kofi help keep me writing. #booksky #writingcommunity ko-fi.com/post/Caught-...
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Kali Valentine published a post on Ko-fi
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R. N. Popa (RuxTheAuthor) @callmerux.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Sell your book in 5 words or less. ✨Magic duo versus corporate conspiracy.🏢 www.kickstarter.com/projects/rux...
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Coming soon: The Shadows Are No Place for Love
A tech-noir urban fantasy thriller set in a futuristic Berlin where corporations weaponize magic and love is a liability.
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Katta Kis (she/her) @kattakis.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Still going!
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Now I can go to bed. I'll see y'all later. Love ya. Enjoy my cover art plz.
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It's here! #coverreveal My cover for Caught Offsides! 🏒same-team MM romance 🏒action-packed hockey scenes 🏒sunshine x sunshine/rookie x his idol (5 yr age diff.) 🏒"I promised I'd protect you." 🏒found family/team adopts the rookie 🏒heat on AND off the ice 🏒100% human made #heatedrivalry 🌈📚 💙📚 🌶️📚
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Cover reveal for Caught Offsides tonight. Aaaahhhh. I'm so excited to share it with you alllllll. Huge thanks to @ksnightingale.bsky.social for the cover. And the edits. And yelling at me to get to work all the time. 🤍
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It's too hot to function and it's only like 28°C here so I'm trying not to whine but I am not a warm weather girlie. I am an autumn and mild winter girlie. 😭
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Dianna Gunn Does (Fictional) Murders 🇨🇦 @diannalgunn.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Saw Ali today after not hearing from her for a while and she's found a place to sleep but she's barely hanging in & she can't be at that place during the day (shelter rules) We need to get her funds for food & so she can stay in air conditioning during brutal heat 1/2
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Yeahhhh. Finally getting work done on this one. I'm pretty sure it's going straight to publication and I'm not serializing it.
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The itch sale is over but my debut coffeeshop romance is still $1.80 on my kofi until Friday!! 🌶️📚 📢📖 🌈📚 Three-Course Romance ☕️ barista x restaurateur ☕️ grumpy x sunshine ☕️ sweet and spicy MM romance ☕️ second chances ☕️ found family ☕️ celebrity chef gangland vibes ko-fi.com/TanukiCutie
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The itch sale is over but my debut coffeeshop romance is still $1.80 on my kofi until Friday!! 🌶️📚 📢📖 🌈📚 Three-Course Romance ☕️ barista x restaurateur ☕️ grumpy x sunshine ☕️ sweet and spicy MM romance ☕️ second chances ☕️ found family ☕️ celebrity chef gangland vibes ko-fi.com/TanukiCutie
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I really like the way I write spicy scenes. I love coming up with characters and then putting them In Situations, too. I think I do a pretty good job of balancing realistic things and book things to make my contemporary romances believable but not boring!
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Marlowe and Caleb. Werewolves. Caleb is Elliott Stardew coded (visually) and Irish, bit of a drifter, data entry remote job, very much the dominant/bossy type. Marlowe is a florist who kinda just wants a simple job, simple life, quiet, timid. #AwesomeCharacters
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R. N. Popa (RuxTheAuthor) @callmerux.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
We hit 30 followers! Launch is next Tuesday. Click the link and hit Notify if you want to get in on this action! (No AI was used to write this book, a real photographer took the cover photo, and a human will do the art!) www.kickstarter.com/projects/rux... #WritingCommunity #IndieAuthor #Booksky
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Coming soon: The Shadows Are No Place for Love
A tech-noir urban fantasy thriller set in a futuristic Berlin where corporations weaponize magic and love is a liability.
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Kinda sucks that I haven't been able to sell a book or a kofi sub this year. I know I'm not on here much but like... it is hard AF. Maybe the market for MM smut really did dry up after Heated Rivalry did gangbusters cuz no one wants to branch out? Maybe ebooks ARE dead in my genre? Idk.
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Being online and active on social media is so hard for me right now. I genuinely don't want to be online. So, apologies for my quietness. I'm not really sure what to do lol.
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hockey is played in periods, not quarters so we're sharing a #WIPSnips from Caught Offsides that includes a bit of dialogue between teammates during a game.
Charlie couldn’t argue with that. He patted Benson’s shoulder. “Just calm down, kid.”
Benson huffed a ragged sigh and flopped down on the bench, still frustrated. “Fuck these guys.”
“The Rockets?”
“Yeah,” Benson agreed. “They’re pissing me off.”
Charlie laughed and ruffled Benson’s helmet. “You’re definitely one of us now,” he teased. “Welcome to the team.”
Benson laughed and cast a sidelong glance down the bench to where Alexander had ended up. They’d had their line messed up on a delayed change and Ortega was mixing lines again, trying to get the team fired up. They were in the second period and it was getting annoying that no one had scored, and that they weren’t getting penalties called. Alexander must have sensed his gaze and he looked up and flashed Benson a smile. Benson’s heart skipped a beat, Alexander seemed like he was mostly back from whatever had been bothering him before, and he smiled back. 
He was going to get a goal tonight if it killed him.
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Gonna do the cover reveal for Caught Offsides on Friday! (July 9, 2026) Anyone wanna help? 👉👈 #booksky #writingcommunity #coverreveal
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This is the last big sale for the year from Kerfuffle so now would be the BEST time to grab my sweet and spicy MM romance before it goes back to full price! 🌈📚 📢📚 🌶️📚💙📚
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Writing hockey romance means plenty of benches! This is the scene where Benson and Alexander realize they're both idiots. #WIPSnips
Alexander was sitting on the bench, watching him skate. 

Fuck. Benson swore inwardly. He didn’t like that. He had hoped he would have been able to get out of the rink before Alexander had even seen him. And now he had to face the music. He took his headphones off and forced a smile.

“Good morning,” Benson said quietly as he reached for his water bottle. 

“Hey,” Alexander said. “Are you okay?”
“I’m great,” Benson lied. “Why wouldn’t I be?”

Alexander tilted his head slightly, giving Benson a pointed look that was equally worried and chastising. “You didn’t seem okay last night, I wanted to apologize for making you uncomfortable.”

“Oh, you didn’t,” Benson said, feeling heat crawling up the back of his neck. “You were great. I really appreciate the ride home and everything. Sorry I was weird.”

“Benson,” Alexander said gently. Benson tried to suppress a shudder at the way his name sounded; intimate and soft and like there was so much more behind those two syllables.
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The exhaustion today is unbelievable. One day I will be recovered from this crap. One day.
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Could I swap like... Bensom and Magnus? Suddenly the hockey player is a dragon and the dragon has to play hockey. Their personalities are different kinds of sunshine so their partners would be very confused. Magnus would LOVE Alexander though. #AwesomeCharacters
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This is the last big sale for the year from Kerfuffle so now would be the BEST time to grab my sweet and spicy MM romance before it goes back to full price! 🌈📚 📢📚 🌶️📚💙📚
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I wanted to introduce Alexander from Caught Offsides today. So I have a snippet. Benson meets him for the first time in the locker room as they're getting ready to practice. Benson has just been called up from juniors. #AwesomeCharacters
Benson’s heart stopped. Alexander DuBois was the most gorgeous man he’d ever seen in his life. Charlie was attractive, with his dark hair and eyes, his close-cropped beard, and his chiseled jaw, but there was just something about DuBois that was undeniably handsome. He had dusty brown hair that he wore short, but not buzzed down like the Slavs, and icy blue eyes that felt like they were boring into Benson’s soul. He was so much more attractive in person and Benson hadn’t been expecting his mouth to be that dry. 

“Tabarnak, I didn’t think he was gonna be here already!” Alexander said with a laugh. His thin lips quirked up on one side when he smiled, and the scar on his chin cut through the stubble making him seem extra rugged. He looked like he had spent time working outdoors, even though he came from a prominent hockey family. 

Benson stood quickly to introduce himself, wiping his hands on his jeans before offering to shake DuBois’ hand. “Hi…”

Alexander took his hand and leaned in close, his husky voice dropping as he switched to French. “You don’t need to be shy, everyone here is on your side. I’m really happy to meet you, too. If anyone gives you trouble, just tell me. I got your back.”
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The closest I have in Caught Offsides is "knocked" and the only other instance is... I can't use it. Benson's first goal. 🥰 #WIPSnips
Alexander passed the puck just before getting checked into the boards and Benson winced, he knew it was the plan, to let the others take on a few hits, but it still made his stomach churn to watch. He raced up the ice, he wasn’t sure if his feet were moving faster than the hammering of his heart, but everything was a blur. He didn’t know that the goal went into the net until his teammates were smushing him into the boards in a crushing hug. 

“You did it! Benson! You did it!” Alexander was yelling in his ear, his breath hot on the side of Benson’s face. 

Benson was grinning he knew that much. “I what??”

“You scored you big idiot!” Alexander shouted, laughing. “Come on, we have to go high five the rest of the bench!”

Benson followed along behind Alexander, still a little shocked that he’d actually gotten a goal. The reality of the situation hadn’t quite sunk in yet until he was being pulled over the boards by Charlie and Aiden and his helmet was nearly knocked off with the enthusiasm with which they were pounding on his shoulders and his helmet.
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sitting here working on my WIP, and toning down all the smut so that the books don't get pulled, and longing, YEARNING to find my audience. Where are all the spicy MM romance fans at?
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Kali Valentine @tanukicutie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Second book answer: In Caught Offsides, I think that Benson is a butterfly. Something that everyone typically loves because he's sunshine and everyone love him. Alexander is a Stag Beetle. He's had to fight to be accepted and beloved and he's tough AF. #AwesomeCharacters
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