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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 3h
Pumpkin spice secret lair drops tomorrow
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 16h
I haven’t been in many mtg discords but the few I have been in, haven’t been the greatest It’s either too many people, people fighting or barely anyone talking
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I miss when you could go to antique stores and garage sales and they would sell a box of Pokémon or Magic cards for like 20 dollars Now those same places are selling repackaged cards for 8 dollars
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m not ready for seasonal depression, barely making it with regular depression
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some of the commanders from RF I want to build. Aerid seems like fun and I have an interesting idea for it. I’m going to pair Mabel with a companion and make a weird Rakdos deck with her I have tons of thopter cards so I can make Saheeli but might put her in with Vraska and do a thopter deck there
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don’t harass random Magic employees because of this dumb ass choice to fuck with booster packs If you are going to harass anyone, maybe find a ceo or someone who has this decision making power
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s always morally correct to steal
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The 3 big threats I had at draft that everyone kept removing #magicthegathering
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Going through my commanders to share what I’m working on but got a lot of legendaries from draft night and need to figure out if I want to make them as well or just use them in things I already have/working on #magicthegathering
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#magicthegathering I wasn’t really sure how I felt about the empower Jace mechanic but having played with it I do like it more than I thought. It’s like he’s invading your game
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Green decks run 40 mana dorks but not a single piece of removal 🤦
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Queer erasure includes getting rid of David Bowie’s massive package
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s always morally correct to steal magic the gathering cards
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What’s the term for when you want to deck build in Magic but you can’t because you’re poor?
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Stop playing green it’s so fucking annoying!” What everyone has to deal with when I stop playing green-
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I used to play Jedi knight 2 and Jedi academy a ton in high school Going through old papers I found the name of the website for the clan I was in and it was called “CIS Forever” 😭
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me on scryfall trying to find obscure cards
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Are you selling me a solution or a dependency?" is a question I think more people should ask.
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Going back in time to give a Victorian child a Long Island iced tea
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mutual masturbation deck here I come
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My lgs doesn’t do commander nights anymore and my laptop can’t keep a stable internet connection 😞 🔫
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I never see any mtg content creators talking about how over worked everyone must be to meet the demands that upper management puts on them.
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Print rystic study until it’s a 3 cent card
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I just want a proper 12 hour game of commander 😔
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope it was worth throwing trans kids under the bus so 20 Republicans will theoretically support you (can't believe Liz Cheney isn't on this list)
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My friend gave me the Stardew Valley secret lair So I’m trying to make a deck around it but only use cards I can tie to Stardew in someway Like Butterbur representing Gus from the Saloon
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The table when Rystic Study is cast
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Going through Sultai commanders for the 90th time. Trying to find something fun to build around but still no luck 💔
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Pumpkin Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
100's of fascists storm Dover *explicitly* to block roads with the threat of violence in a racist "protest": No arrests. Just Stop Oil members plan to disrupt a highway in a zoom call: 4-5 year sentences. The pigs don't go after fascists for the same reason Peter Parker never fights Spider-Man.
A line of hundreds of gormless fascists lining & blocking a road. All in black.Five smiling people posing in a churchyard. All different ages, one with a mobility aid.
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The lone green creature in my sultai deck
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Testing my new Jund deck and my strategy of throwing random cards into it has really paid off My Gitrog lets me put lands cards onto the field and my Akoum triggers from it. Ended up with a 111 power frog and a total of 9 combat steps but I only used 5
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VIZ Media @viz.com · 04/09/2026
The legend Rumiko Takahashi draws Inuyasha and Kagome together for the first time in forever
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Watched lesbian space princess and that was something I don’t know who that was for but thought it was funny Magic was depicted as a game for straight white men. When I only ever see queer people play it
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If wotc sold literal shit in a box, I’m sure of two things It would sell out and people would defend them selling it
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🚨🚨🚨MY PROFILE IS 18+🚨🚨🚨 DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IN ANY WAY IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 I SHOULDNT HAVE TO SAY THIS BUT YET HERE I AM SAYING DONT FOLLOW, LIKE, REPOST OR INTERACT IN ANYWAY GO BOTHER THE COUNTLESS FAMILY FRIENDLY MTG PROFILES/CONTENT CREATORS 🚨🚨🚨THIS ACCOUNT IS FOR MATURE ADULTS🚨🚨🚨
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
New Commander deck I’m working on called Double Penetration
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well of course I know them, it’s me #magicthegathering
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m so sick of seeing and hearing about this bald chode mtg player. Who does nothing but simp and boot lick for wotcs shitty business practices
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don’t play commander to win I’m playing to show off all 100 of my cards I’m board wiping so I can show you all my raccoons Not winning so everyone can see how big my Sab Sunen can’t get Finally the crown jewel of my decks. My meticulously designed fae deck, all based on real lore
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I’m so close to finishing this fat fuck deck I just need 20 more cards but I also want all the lands to be pizza lands
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Men who r*pe children are telling you trans people are the biggest threat and you believe them? Like come the fuck on
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Day and night #magicthegathering
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Me walking around with pits and puss stinking #magicthegathering
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Brian Gaar @briangaar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My biggest misconception was, because of the Satanic Panic of the 80s, that metal and D&D kids would forever turn against the right because of how evangelicals and talk show hosts (including Saint Oprah) hunted them. But it has been almost the exact opposite; they have almost all jumped on board
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Honestly fuck Crowley, I’m so sick of these fucking moderate and progressive candidates I want a radical who wants to fix everything by any means necessary and tell republicans who don’t like it to **** themselves but also ban republicans from voting and having power ever again
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Most fuckable card in Magic The Gathering
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
So does reality fracture even exist or will start seeing cards five minutes before it releases? #magicthegathering
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🔞 Rend 🔞 @tanuki-rogue.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I don’t give a fuck that mtg ambassadors get free shit What I don’t like is how they shill for a garbage product that everyone hates(see Spider-Man) The program promotes toxic positivity and doesn’t actually do anything to help small creators grow in a meaningful way #MagicTheGathering
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