Tanner Maerz @tannermaerz.bsky.social · 14/05/2026My Partner: *Eric Adams Voice* In many ways, Benghazi is the Denver of Libya 000
Reposted by Tanner MaerzNew town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Willard, Utah Pop: 1,958 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willard,_Utah Images: commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… 0101
Reposted by Tanner MaerzNew town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Woods Cross, Utah Pop: 11,431 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woods_Cross,_… Images: commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… 051
Reposted by Tanner Maerzmadsabaoth @matte-gender.bsky.social · 19/04/2026i will keep reiterating it but the mRNA vaccine is one of the most important human inventions in history, next to the printing press and the solar panel, and the fact america is abandoning it is frankly anti-human in all ways possible 118274
Tanner Maerz @tannermaerz.bsky.social · 17/04/2026It’s because nobody could figure out how to top this: m.youtube.com/watch?v=eQN6...m.youtube.comGo Go Go UTAYouTube video by RideUTA 140
Tanner Maerz @tannermaerz.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Onion style pro and cons of Frontrunner 2X Pro: can now sin car-free 7 days a week Con: What will the UTA do with all the “No Sunday Service” signs 100
Tanner Maerz @tannermaerz.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Utah Republicans want you infected with Listeria and E. coli 000
Reposted by Tanner MaerzPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 18/01/2026This is the kind of shit that would make you completely outside the bounds of any ancient society, the gods bestow generational curses for violating hospitality 11276581844
Tanner Maerz @tannermaerz.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Having a #SEPTAmoment (delay combined with a surprise track switch and an equipment issue making us change trains) 000
Reposted by Tanner MaerzNew town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Troy, North Carolina Pop: 3,655 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy,_North_C… Images: commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… 051
Reposted by Tanner MaerzThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/11/2025Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incre… 312188387
Reposted by Tanner MaerzNew town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 29/10/2025North Salt Lake, Utah Pop: 20,948 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Salt_La… Images: commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… 071
Reposted by Tanner MaerzNew town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Honeyville, Utah Pop: 1,644 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeyville,_U… Images: commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… 071
Tanner Maerz @tannermaerz.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Sources say they’ll be covering Spencer Cox’s “Disagree Better” campaign 030
Tanner Maerz @tannermaerz.bsky.social · 21/08/2025RIP the narrator from A Separate Peace (Gene), you would’ve loved Noah Kahan 000
Tanner Maerz @tannermaerz.bsky.social · 26/07/2025There’s nothing more American than asking strangers online to help you pay a debt caused by a failure in government policy 021
Tanner Maerz @tannermaerz.bsky.social · 23/07/2025“Good night. Sleep well. I’ll most likely be at the library in the morning.” —The Read Pirate Roberts 041
Tanner Maerz @tannermaerz.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Would it be mean/inappropriate to send “Congrats on getting duped by AI” cards to all the legislators who voted for SB 195 050
Tanner Maerz @tannermaerz.bsky.social · 06/07/2025At Straight Pride rn (The Cache Valley Cruise-in) 000
Tanner Maerz @tannermaerz.bsky.social · 29/06/2025I’ve been attempting to bike/take the bus to every city in Cache County and finally made it to Wellsville and their adorable (and fortunately more active than the last time I drove through) downtown 120
Tanner Maerz @tannermaerz.bsky.social · 15/06/2025*Eric Adams Voice* In many ways, Smithfield is the Florence of America 130
Tanner Maerz @tannermaerz.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Does anyone else have an issue where their farepay card doesn’t work on the new tap systems? 000
Tanner Maerz @tannermaerz.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Yeah. I’m sure my AI generated hazardous materials training will be accurate and will show the the right logos 🙄 010
Tanner Maerz @tannermaerz.bsky.social · 11/05/2025When I’m in an updating my livery challenge and my opponent is GoTriangle (rebranded from Triangle Transit in 2015) 010
Tanner Maerz @tannermaerz.bsky.social · 29/04/2025For context, this is over 4% of the state’s budget cut. They could’ve saved multiple programs with this money 021
Tanner Maerz @tannermaerz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Unironically, this is going to cause the bird flu to jump the species barrier 011
Tanner Maerz @tannermaerz.bsky.social · 21/04/2025JD Vance Liz Truss 🤝 Killing well-beloved world leaders 030
Tanner Maerz @tannermaerz.bsky.social · 12/04/2025If Paris was in Utah, their planning organization would’ve tried to pass the air pollution off as “not from here” 121
Tanner Maerz @tannermaerz.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Last month NASA managed to acquire GPS on the Moon! www.nasa.gov/directorates...nasa.govNASA Successfully Acquires GPS Signals on Moon - NASANASA and the Italian Space Agency made history on March 3 when the Lunar GNSS Receiver Experiment (LuGRE) became the first technology demonstration to acquire 110
Tanner Maerz @tannermaerz.bsky.social · 29/03/2025The stories out of DC National about congested airspace should be more than enough to realize Utah’s magical air taxi program is only going to result in air tragedies 030
Tanner Maerz @tannermaerz.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I can’t believe some urbanists are still having “I should be able to cross tracks anywhere to get to the station” discourse Like, I’d rather people not be hit by TRAX 010
Tanner Maerz @tannermaerz.bsky.social · 18/03/2025William Jennings Bryan is rolling over in his grave rn 030
Tanner Maerz @tannermaerz.bsky.social · 17/03/2025I know it’s not likely and that it’ll be Siemens or Alstom, but imagine CAHSR trainsets built by Stadler in Salt Lake City 230