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You should read Chasing the Scream, Stride Toward Freedom, The Age of Reason, The Demon-Haunted World, & Fantasyland: How America Went Haywire

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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 9h
Used to be a fan until they forced a change to the user agreement. I recommend getting an Android box, replacing the launcher with something like ProjectIvy, and never running your tv’s software or Roku ever again.
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 9h
They already do. How do you think we got here?
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 9h
Why? That would do just as much good as my sitting here NOT praying…
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 10h
He’s gotta pee
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 10h
She’s such a shitty human that I could not care less what she wears.
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 10h
Someone should vibe code an open-source launcher that plays all their games, but routes all purchases through the Apple Store, while also using Steam social and achievements.
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 13h
I’m not trying to upset anyone, but I’ve heard people call all toy cars like this “hot wheels” whether or not they are actually Hot Wheels brand.
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 16h
The first time was the terminal diagnosis
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And it’s not the “doing the work as a job” that sucks, it’s the other people.
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If you actually believe that Christians are told in the Bible NOT to do those things, you’re absolutely wrong. God commanded the Israelites to kill everything & everyone… except the little girls who had not yet “known a man” & keep for themselves. What do you think the God in their book was saying?
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It’s almost like the Old Testament Is full of God telling his people to do all those things… slings and arrows instead of bombs, but the same thing.
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The only difference is that one smells like alcohol
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Why was a chat bot allowed to send messages to anyone but its user?
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He’s not The Antichrist because Christianity is horse shit
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What’s the difference? One smells of alcohol.
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I just always think about the handler’s eyes. I feel like birds this big just see tasty little treats in my eye sockets…
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You mean 7 billion?
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
As a man, believe me. I only have like 4 friends because guys are trash.
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
But to keep the girls who had not yet known a man for themselves…
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Um… the Bible commanded the killing of children (except the little girls who had not known a man), so I wouldn’t recommend using it as a moral guide.
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Why would you use this shitty AI garbage when the meme that already exists is objectively better?
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You have to give the sales team some sort of pox, though
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Jocks are jerks. Summarized the whole concept in 3 words.
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If her look were natural, it would be wrong to make fun of her, but the fact that she PAID for someone to do that to her… she deserves every bit of backlash. These people are so screwed in the head that they think this behavior is normal.
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I preferred Designated Survivor.
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s 38% of the people stupid enough to answer unknown numbers and take polls
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My last straw was when he came down the escalator
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There are no good economists
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Honest to god someone should grab a mask, spray stink bomb fluid on their clothes, make it rank as possible, and just go stand there with them. Any time a citizen approaches, just move for them but keep it stinky for the gestapo.
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you’re talking about Christianity, their whole “thing” is going into a place and doing unto the people there the horrible things that had been done to them. That’s why Christians don’t want anyone else in power: they’re afraid others will lead the way they would.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Billionaire families have spent $1.7 BILLION on the 2026 midterms so far — a 5,200% increase since the 2010 midterms. Citizens United is among the worst decisions in history. It corrupts our system every day. Big Money is the root of our dysfunction.
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nope. They will move everyone to part time positions at hourly pay and expect the output he’s talking about. They’ll just break it into shifts to avoid paying any one person’s work what they’re worth.
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s like there’s a whole List of ‘em
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just so you know, distrowatch.com is still live. Pick one, of many, OSes that don’t spy on you or force terrible changes down your throat.
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Practicing what Trump would call her if she was Democrat… Ketamine Kim Mescaline Maria Peyote Pam Heroin Helen
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve never done anything that needed that kind of defense
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why is he likely to run a 5k first?
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Christian moms
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He met a flaming manly man? I bet he did think he was in heaven.
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I did this to someone a while back and I think it broke his brain… even more than it already is.
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When you ask about Trump, DO NOT ALLOW THEM TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE. As soon as he said, “The left…” he should have been interrupted and asked to stay on subject.
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Convicted pedophile and disgraced former congressman finally died in his home when he should have died in prison” Fixed it for ya
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A fancy Italian tailor isn’t going to put up with Trump’s odor while fitting him. Probably no experience trying to hide diapers…
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Someone on the football team called me the f-slur every day of high school. I’m not gay. I didn’t hunt or play football (for the school). I wasn’t a jerk to girls & didn’t participate in the “locker room talk”. They had no idea what to do with a nerd in SE Arkansas, so I was the f-slur to them.
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ok. So maybe sometimes violence IS the answer. If both my grandmothers hadn’t passed already and someone, anyone, did this to either of them…. I would have found a MF’s house. But they’re passed, so for legal reasons I’ll clarify that I’m not.
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Our realtor complained that our house was cluttered. I asked him to let lookers know we’d be taking our stuff with us if they buy the house. Other people make no sense to me sometimes.
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want one of those people giving him a coat to say, “Be careful. He’s a hero.”
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What if everything in your pantry respawned every time you left the house and returned?
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TankFu (Gamer) @tankfu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why did they smear Vaseline on the lens before filming?
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