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TallGuyDuke

@tallguyduke.bsky.social
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kinda tall, kinda into Duke University, knows just enough about legal issues to opine recklessly without hesitation.

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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lol, fake foghorn leghorn has zero shot.
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Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#CJK5H
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
got a letter from my student loan servicer with the heading "ACTION REQUIRED - PLEASE CONTACT US AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE" with not other information. Call them, wait 10 minutes to talk to someone, and he sheepishly told me it was just to see if I had any questions about my loans. JFC.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
The chief justice used to preside over a Supreme Court whose members were afforded more privacy and freedom than many other public officials. Once, years ago, Mr. Lipson and the chief justice found themselves up the peninsula from Port Clyde without a car, Mr. Lipson recalled in an interview. So he stuck out his thumb by the side of the road and a pickup truck pulled over. He and the nation’s top jurist hopped in the back and hitchhiked back to town.

Now, Mr. Lipson said, he is cautious about introducing his friend to strangers. This year, on an outing to nearby Monhegan Island, people recognized the chief justice as he walked by a brewery and started to chant: You should be ashamed.
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
USA/Chile scrum alert!
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
David Perdue: Totally Exonerated, No Wrongdoing
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So why isn't that a delay of game penalty on USC?
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Doreen is cooked, regardless of what the actual outcome is.
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Am I hearing this right, Simms is blaming Moore for not sliding earlier?!?
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why is the ejected player allowed to stay on the sidelines?
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Duke punter just blew a perfect fake punt by throwing just a godawful throw
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Of the Eighth Circuit's most recent opinion in the Missouri case, the Supreme Court, with no noted dissents, holds: "Given this Court’s two prior orders in this litigation, our conclusion that this was error should come as no surprise." My report on that Eighth Circuit ruling:
lawdork.com
Missouri maps dispute heads back to SCOTUS
Even as the Supreme Court has tried to stop the Missouri maps chaos, it turns out that a lack of concern for precedent, rules, and stability have trickle-down effects.
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think my issue with the iced coffee nonsense is that regardless of whether you think it's reasonable or not to bring a beverage, I've never been in an interview situation where I wasn't trying to maximize my chances at getting the job. So bringing in a beverage never crossed my mind.
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Listen, taste is subjective, so ranking the "best" shows is impossible, but I'm pretty sure there's only one person on earth that if asked point blank "Louie or Chappelle Show" would pick Louie, and that guy is a sex pest.
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mr. Gorton should be locked in an iron lung for a month. What a fucking thing to say.
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tbf he is in Gastonia... But fuck that piece of shit anyways
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Suboptimal that the president is a fucking moron.
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I normally don't like spam political texts (especially since I don't live in the state my phone number does), but there are exceptions.
Twice-convicted child sex offender supported by local Republican Party; placed in leadership. Is this what you voted for? Vote for Democrats!
Text STOP to quit
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
either Manny Diaz is the greatest football coach that's ever walked this earth, or (more likely) Duke has great message discipline on lowballing how much they're actually spending (which per local sources is definitely in the top half, if not top 5 of the ACC)
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Mad Men: Not Great, Bob!
ALT: Mad Men: Not Great, Bob!
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Singlehandedly tanked my dorm hall's GPA when Smash Melee came out.
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hell yeH!
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Whelp, Duke's QB is done for the year likely
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
For a beach formal wedding, is my wife's floral print gown with a white background inappropriate bc no white dress? Sis-in-law thinks no go, but I didn't even clock it as a white dress until she said something.
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why is Ted Roof, noted football terrorist, being spammed on my time line?
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Also, can someone get Noah Eagle a box to stand on?
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Cutting away from the defense celebration to an obscure Purdy shot was pure cowardice Netflix
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the fed version of you can beat the rap, but you can't beat the ride. ffs.
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Zelda concert at Wolftrap! *checks calendar* FUCK
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
if there wasn't a direct tomorrow, I'd be really pissed at Nintendo
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ugh, wish I had disposable income for that Zelda Switch 2/pro controller
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ok, tbf, Hyrule Field looks incredible
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ugh, Xeno Chronicles X ass face
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Had it today, easily the best sandwich I've eaten this year, and I had an Angelos cheese steak (which was amazing in its own right)
m.youtube.com
DC's Most Popular Chicken Sandwich Has a Surprise Pepperoni Bolognese Sauce — Most-Ordered
YouTube video by Eater
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Visited my mecca this morning
World's first frozen margarita machine
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ive seen enough, Michigan is dog shit
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ive seen enough, Michigan is dog shit
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Can we be honest and agree that Chicago "tavern" style is a psyop? It's aggressively fine, and there's literally better thin crust at dominos.
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Netflix already had a documentary on the trump nato summit plane switch
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Capital Weather @capitalweather.com · 04/09/2026
12:02am Fri: Beltway area warning for dangerous 70mph wind gusts now expanded east to the Chesapeake Bay including Annapolis. Crazy lightning with these storms along with the heavy rain. See radar and updates at CapitalWeather.com and our app.
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Jfc this thunderstorm in DC right now...
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 01/09/2026
"don't you have something better to be doing wi..." NO I DON'T I HAD TO DO IT
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yeah, I got drunk today, but at least I was able to get a good baguette and cranberry walnut loaf at the same time. That's the power of living in DC.
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Made chicken parm for the first time. Turned out pretty decent
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Its about ethics in immigration detention
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's very weird that I have zero interest in picking up GTA6 at launch. I've played every mainline GTA to story completion, including the DS one. But this one just doesn't have the juice, and there are so many great games in my backlog.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Brutal Legend is free on Itchio for the next ~666 minutes (in honor to Tim Curry) buff.ly/OwIZtbB
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In his honor, Curry's greatest performance. The amount of sheer effort and will it took to only break by the slight smile...just the pinnacle of acting.
youtube.com
Space!!!
YouTube video by mathatton
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TallGuyDuke @tallguyduke.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Erdoğan right now
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point
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