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TallAlt89 @tallalt89.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Literally perfection 🥵🥵🥵

TallAlt89 @tallalt89.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I accidentally came to a very boring porn video just now 😞

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TallAlt89 @tallalt89.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Truly. It was as cursed tasting as it sounds

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TallAlt89 @tallalt89.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Customer: I want your banana old fashioned, but can I sub out the bourbon for vodka. All the same ingredients. And have it up. Me:

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Jackson Wang Frowning Expression

ALT: Jackson Wang Frowning Expression

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TallAlt89 @tallalt89.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I made jokes with these two younger women I was serving tonight. We kikied. We laughed. We made fake plans to meet up again. Referenced Tyra Banks. I was on the verge of telling them "I think you two are really cool". They tipped 16%. This is why I don't try.

That's a lot of cream pies for dinner 😈

Going feral over this 🥵🥵🥵

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Poison Boy 🍏 20% OFF @poison-boy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Happy Birthday day! I hope you party in the bush

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Someone to clean it? 💦

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Ohhhhhhh so that's his dinner for the week. Got it 😈

TallAlt89 @tallalt89.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Interesting. Not the pie I was expecting 😏💦

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Well, I've got a hard head so the city better watch out!

TallAlt89 @tallalt89.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This city needs to stop being short!!!

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Swerv75 @eevee75.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I hit my head really hard leaving the 8th Ave subway. That's all.

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Heatwave 🥵🥵🥵

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I'd definitely be sweating and panting 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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Death Cab!!! 😁😁😁 I'm a Transatlanticism girlie myself

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TallAlt89 @tallalt89.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Me texting Troye to please give me a break 🫩

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Why are you sleepy? Cuz I never wanna stop napping, I love this shit!

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Tinashe will not disappoint!!

Right?! It's so gooooood 🤣

Right? Love this shirt. Only for special occasions

Just kidding! There was a 50 person line to get into the bar so I'm getting tacos and going home! I tried!

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TallAlt89 @tallalt89.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Y'all, I'm attending the birthday party of an ex coworker who is very hot and tall and models. But I just worked a double. And I'll know no one and they'll all be in their 20s. I'm thinking one drink and I'll bounce

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I'm stuck in a loop. And it's called Too Easy into Melatonin. And I'm not mad about it at all.

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Mark @f0xinthehound.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Grab life by the balls or whatever ghandi said

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I think I'm gonna be boring and responsible and sell my Slayyyter ticket for Sunday... Idk. I saw her at Lolla. But ya boy broke as fuck since work has slowed the fuck down. 🫩😑

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The deep, long sigh telling me how good you are at that 😈😈😈

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This crossover episode 🥵🥵🥵

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