Sign in

brian j.

@talkwordy.bsky.social
2.9K followers 675 following 30 posts

kit kat enthusiast. founder of Fireside Fiction Company. i delete my old skeets on the regular. he/him

PostsRepliesMedia
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“still metal as fuck“ i scream on the rue clement as i fuel up for the spiritbox show with an acai bowl
0100
Reposted by brian j.
Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
People voted for lower prices and fascism, and they got higher prices and fascism. www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/10/...
cnbc.com
Inflation on many everyday items was entirely due to tariffs, NY Fed says
Tariffs added 2.9 percentage points to inflation in 67 categories of goods by February 2026, researchers at the New York Federal Reserve found.
627759
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they have a mocktail waiting for you
Photo of a drink on a menu that is made with nonalcoholic gin, Schweppes tonic water, and cherry syrup
131
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Stephen Colbert Spits Drink
ALT: Stephen Colbert Spits Drink
020
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
we weren’t supposed to do the cover until next week!
050
Reposted by brian j.
Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey Bluesky, have you grabbed a Halloween gift yet for your doppelganger or homunculus? I'd love for you to check out my shop. Each Jeremy Creature is designed and hand-sewed by me and takes many hours to create. You can learn more about each Creature at the shop. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
Here's a lovely photo of a plethora of hand-sewn fabric art creatures. There's a watermelon creature with a red face, eight black seed-like eyes, and a wide mouth with five sharp teeth. There's a white ghost trinket bag covered with purple embroidered flowers. She has a gray face, sparkly black eyes and a little frown. There's a strawberry creature with three bulbous green eyes. There's a watermelon ghost, and a black creature with sharp teeth wearing a bulbous eye earring. There's a large purple creature with many yellow eyes and an open mouth, with a little green creature popping her head out. All the creatures are sitting on green fur and there's a galaxy print fabric in the background.
23622
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what about culinary integrity
130
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
why do you keep trying to get my book “how to cook and eat bugges” recalled by my publisher then?
2140
Reposted by brian j.
Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The tiny witch homunculus is helping to put up our Halloween decorations.
09621
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
please help if you can, elise is good people
046
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what’s wrong with this
1121
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
why are you bringing santa into this???
090
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the photography museum in paris is having an exhibit on Irving Penn, the longtime Vogue fashion photographer. they had a very simple portrait board set up in the basement and a friendly stranger was kind enough to take my photo
Portrait of me against the black background. I’m wearing a short sleeve maroon Henley T-shirt, with a purple bandanna on my neck my head is tilted slightly to the side with a half smile and I’m wearing a flat cap.
1200
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yes exac… wait what
120
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ha! I’m not big on cheese, but that would be awesome with that
110
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ve retired from food crime and in my dotage I am only sharing food miracles
120
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Photo of a pink plate on a metal outdoor table, with three pieces of golden crunchy fried chicken with chili sauce, mint, cilantro and onions, next to a mound of rice. There is a can of sparkling water behind it
2110
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s one of my very favorite places. I’m super lucky, the ballet comes here every couple of years so I get to tag along
120
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Obama Finger Guns
ALT: Obama Finger Guns
010
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this book slaps
131
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Photo of a coffee in a round bowl with a swan latte art in the foam
2110
Reposted by brian j.
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
city of light (and shadow)
High contrast black-and-white photo of a man in a suit leaning against a wall, his hand extended with a cigaretteHigh contrast black-and-white photo of two women in silhouette on a park bench, with a canopy of leaves hanging above themHigh contrast black-and-white photo of the towers of Notre Dame, with trees and pedestrians of the foregroundHigh contrast photo of four musicians playing on the sidewalk on a bridge
1283
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lol!
010
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i did buy the shirt and vest
Self portrait taken with a timer. I’m wearing a dark blue suit vest over a pale blue dress shirt with jeans and black boots. I’m leaning against an old stone column of a church with a red door to my left
2290
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah! The guy sized me up by eye too, it was pretty cool
020
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They were just the perfect level of sour for me, and they were not sweet at all like an American gherkin, which is what I was expecting when I looked at it, so it was also a nice surprise
110
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tried on a suit i probably shouldn’t blow the money on
Mirror selfie in a sharp navy blue suit that fits really wellAnother mirror selfie in the suit, holding back one side of the jacket to show off the vest. I’m also wearing a red white and blue bandanna that really sells the whole package
4180
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
also great: the benign neglect of the waiters. sit at that bistro table as long as you want, they don’t give a shit
1220
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*logs in* *sees this first* *logs off*
060
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it’s so great
010
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
city of light (and shadow)
High contrast black-and-white photo of a man in a suit leaning against a wall, his hand extended with a cigaretteHigh contrast black-and-white photo of two women in silhouette on a park bench, with a canopy of leaves hanging above themHigh contrast black-and-white photo of the towers of Notre Dame, with trees and pedestrians of the foregroundHigh contrast photo of four musicians playing on the sidewalk on a bridge
1283
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
for real
010
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
paris is fucking magic. i still don’t really eat indoors because of my long covid, and you can eat outdoors everywhere here. and I just stopped at a completely random bistro and I’m having the best pickles I’ve ever had
Photograph of an outdoor café table holding a plate of sausage and two small pickles, an espresso, a bottle of Perrier water, and a basket of bread
7950
brian j. @talkwordy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i object!
110