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☆ jack | he/him | disabled and disorderly ☆ nb gay man | 30s | ohio ☆ LOOK OUT!!!! I'm autistic!!! ♡ @skullbuilt.bsky.social I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ... I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED

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jack from online @talking.dog · 12h
it's #OC-tober day 1 and I'm feeling a bit brave so here's an oc that's been in my mind a lot lately :) his name is VICTOR VALENTINE VAETH (vi for short) and he's the beloved son of the top crime boss of the supernatural world, val vaeth. and he and his dad are both unicorns (his mom is a hellhound)
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jack from online @talking.dog · 29/09/2026
finding my audience
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jack from online @talking.dog · 26/09/2026
made us a meme, gang
time knife meme below the crucifixion of christ. text says: yeah yeah, bdsm. we've all seen it
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jack from online @talking.dog · 25/09/2026
worn stuffed dog and real cat lying next to each other on the bed, in the same pose
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jack from online @talking.dog · 20/09/2026
without downloading new pics, describe your gender
Ranma, a manga character in a retro style, with a visibly 'feminine' body and women's bathing suit that says BOY in small letters. Ranma is destroying a bunch of watermelons.
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jack from online @talking.dog · 16/09/2026
"we gotta stop buffing silver" --tarnish nation
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jack from online @talking.dog · 11/09/2026
my lookbook for a good twin peaks game
Screenshot of Flower Sun and Rain. Low poly low res game featuring a man in a suit looking down a pathScreenshot from Silent Hill (the original one). Man in a jacket stands in a back alley, next to a "beware of dog" sign. It's snowing.
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jack from online @talking.dog · 06/09/2026
remember when the internet had things on it
DuckDuckGo search results for "samsung stylus got lost" - first two results are "Lost Your Samsung Tablet Pen? Here's How to Find it! - LearnProTips" and "Finding Your Samsung Tablet Pen: A Comprehensive Guide"One of the listed web results, which reads:

Initial Steps to Find Your Lost S Pen

In your quest to locate your lost Samsung tablet pen, starting with simple steps can be particularly effective. Follow these initial guidelines:
1. Retrace Your Steps

The first step in locating your S Pen is to mentally retrace your steps. Take a moment to think about where you last used it. Did you take it to a coffee shop? Did you use it while lounging on the couch? Often, it’s in the last place you remember using it.
2. Check Common Locations

Certain areas are more likely to be hiding spots for your S Pen. Here’s a list of common locations to check:

    Between Couch Cushions: Many items get lost in the nooks and crannies of your living area, including your tablet pen.
    Your Bag or Backpack: If you typically transport your tablet, it’s possible the pen is nestled within your bag.
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jack from online @talking.dog · 06/09/2026
thanks shinigami eyes
screenshot of a wiki page while using the shinigami eyes extension that highlights anti-trans people or groups in red. ku klux klan is highlighted in red
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jack from online @talking.dog · 05/09/2026
my damn cat is bedrotting because he's off his anxiety meds
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jack from online @talking.dog · 05/09/2026
I'm my workaholic sister's personal gaming sommelier for when she actually has time to game. here's what I gave her today if anyone's interested
Text from Jess:
Text 1: Got any video games I can get really into but not feel bad if I never play it again. I haven't played anything since Z-A over Christmas 
. Text 2: Shit don't say old school RuneScape First half of a text from me. I editorialize so I'll list the games I tell her first and then give the full text.

List of games part 1:
Pocket Academy 3, Balatro, Graveyard Keeper, Dokimon.

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pocket academy 3 (or any game by this dev, kairosoft, but this one is especially good imo. pocket harvest is their farming version of this concept. playable on phone like the name implies but I recommend tablet if u have one)

balatro (roguelike deckbuilder. if that means nothing to you then it's like crack to people with our exact brains. addison would like it too imo. designed to start a new file and get as far as you can and then start over with anything you unlock in that file. sort of a puzzle game. you don't need to know how to play poker)

graveyard keeper (I think I already recommended you this but if not then PLAY IT. RIGHT NOW. QUIT YOUR JOB)

dokimon (retro pokemon + sailor moon themed monster catcher. on switch as doki monsters : quest)Second half of the same text. List continues.

List of games part 2: Land of Idyllic Beauty, Fields of Mistria, Ooblets, Pokopia DLC

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land of idyllic beauty (not on switch but it's the "farm sim" I'm obsessed with rn. calls itself a farm sim but it's more of a small business sim lol. you hire guys to farm for you pretty fast. it has that getting balls in the air and keeping them there element I love about farm sims. name is weird because it's an indie chinese developer)

fields of mistria (we talked about this one before but it's finally gotten a full release recently!)

ooblets (good combo of farming and monster battle but never really hit its stride, a pleasure to pick up but not a stretch to put down)

pokopia (the dlc came out last month bozo)
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jack from online @talking.dog · 04/09/2026
>very muscular and looking for a new home >used- good
Facebook Marketplace listing for a figurine of pikachu but with a huge muscular humanoid body. Contains the two phrases in the post
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jack from online @talking.dog · 03/09/2026
whoever's running this is a KING AMONG MEN
Response from the Wile E Coyote AMA. Asker says "Dear Wile E, who's a good boy?" Wile E responds via a picture of himself holding up a sign reading "I eat pets," reflecting the truth that real life coyotes are not tame 'good boys' and are dangerous wild animals.
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jack from online @talking.dog · 02/09/2026
this is josh he's my most important and favoritest oc. I'm really annoying about him. flat affect weasel man who is most comfortable cheating gods out of deals at risk of his life and least comfortable just chilling at home for a day
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jack from online @talking.dog · 02/09/2026
when autistic tone matching makes you say xD to someone
Still from the famous "get out of my head" scene from Akira
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jack from online @talking.dog · 31/08/2026
I've drawn a demonstration. yeah a huge part of it was we both just had totally miserable cystic acne back then
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jack from online @talking.dog · 25/08/2026
there are two coyotes inside you. one wants to absolutely shred this guy for being annoying and othering the problem. the other has sympathy with them for just trying to achieve social validation albeit in an annoying stupid way
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jack from online @talking.dog · 16/08/2026
karkat with a speech bubble describing his favorite porno
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jack from online @talking.dog · 16/08/2026
easy appetizers?
A rabbit turning to look over his shoulder at the viewer
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jack from online @talking.dog · 11/08/2026
ok.. hold on hold on... wait...
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jack from online @talking.dog · 11/08/2026
tada! here's a second reason. must be your birthday or something
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jack from online @talking.dog · 11/08/2026
scum is scum is scum is scum is scum
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jack from online @talking.dog · 11/08/2026
not even his first milkshake ducking
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jack from online @talking.dog · 11/08/2026
yeah it is
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jack from online @talking.dog · 11/08/2026
discovered the exclusive way I will be using discord's new game hotlink feature (ignore that I'm signed in to pk ignore ignore ingore ignore)
my friend and me goofing around. my friend is learning that the feature doesn't work on mobile, and I'm hotlinking games mid-sentence as a sort of bad pun type feature. for example one of my messages is "that's a real Croak of Ship Inc." where Croak and Ship Inc are hotlinked games
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jack from online @talking.dog · 10/08/2026
out on the town with my sallet friends
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jack from online @talking.dog · 09/08/2026
...and then she is having 0 of it
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jack from online @talking.dog · 09/08/2026
you guys know when you do something a little silly to try and get your exhausted mom to crack a smile
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jack from online @talking.dog · 08/08/2026
if you see this, reply with a picture that illustrates what it's like living in the UK #imhelping
Anime screenshot. The main character is saying "I didn't appear in this episode." The joke is that I'm American and we all think we're the main character.
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jack from online @talking.dog · 05/08/2026
american here 🫡 unspecified red is pretty much always "cherry" which tastes fuck all like cherry and sort of tastes like every winegum at once plus a hint of cherry cough medicine. only other possibility is "fruit punch" but that's usually a bit lighter shade of red. like so
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jack from online @talking.dog · 05/08/2026
when daddy is watching midslop
my tuxedo cat laying on a chair with his face squished onto the seat. he looks like a kid making a dramatic bored face
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jack from online @talking.dog · 04/08/2026
wait a fucking second. is he wearing a short sleeve v neck over a crew neck of identical color??
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jack from online @talking.dog · 02/08/2026
this is what I look like if you even care
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jack from online @talking.dog · 01/08/2026
they should start marketing like, "for when you don't clean the shower as much as you should" shower cleaner. I'd buy
Clorox Daily Shower Cleaner
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jack from online @talking.dog · 31/07/2026
do my parents really have to know that this is my top recommendation right now. they already think this is what every anime looks like
Netflix user selection screen. The user Hyperrealistic Chicken's icon is a chicken and their recommended show is Chainsmoker Cat
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jack from online @talking.dog · 31/07/2026
ahem. attention everyone
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jack from online @talking.dog · 31/07/2026
like this right. where are you going
a "rage comic" meme format.
panel 1: a girl is labeled "le me at age 16".
panel 2: a boy in glasses enters and asks "op will you go with me to homecoming?" he is labeled "le guy who has had a crush on me since first grade".
panel 3: the girl smiles and thinks "I used to hang out with girls who made fun of him, but he's always been a nice guy" and says yes! the boy looks happy
panel 4: is labeled "le day of homecoming." the girl is sick and throwing up. her mom stands in front of her, saying "sorry, op is very ill." the boy stands there, concealing his resigned look behind a straight face. he says "okay." in large red text over the entire panel are the words "we never spoke again. he still thinks I stood him up. reed if you're out there I'm sorry, I was too awkward to apologize at the time but I am really sorry"
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jack from online @talking.dog · 30/07/2026
HUGE youtubeslop quotient. go back to doing therapy
Youtube thumbnail for a video called Therapist REACTS to Avatar the Last Airbender. On the left of the thumbnail is a therapist grimacing in a sad-looking way, and on the right is Aang just standing there.
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jack from online @talking.dog · 27/07/2026
this is great. this is great. can we get one for autistics who ARE rude? would love to represent myself in my community #rudeasfuck
the words AUTISTIC NOT RUDE on a pin for sale on etsy
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jack from online @talking.dog · 27/07/2026
was talking about this comic with a friend and I wasn't sure if you wanted some comcrit (new term i invented that means complimentary critique lol) but if not then just ignore me :) we both really enjoyed it
two messages from my discord account, with someone else's messages censored out

1: right!! ok wait here is some critical analysis. it does a great job telling enough back story for you to know exactly what the surviving girl is feeling at the end, without overstaying its welcome or muddying the mood

2: that's sort of the name of the game, imo, with prose, so it's nice to see it on display in comics, where theoretically there could be a really big text bubble without it "taking time" within the progression of panels (but that would still slow down the reader and maybe take them from the moment)
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jack from online @talking.dog · 27/07/2026
did anyone order a double
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jack from online @talking.dog · 27/07/2026
novelty twitter account caps cop scolds someone for being, quote, "a little caps lock happy"
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jack from online @talking.dog · 21/07/2026
men hate how little it takes to make us happy
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jack from online @talking.dog · 21/07/2026
ok
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jack from online @talking.dog · 21/07/2026
hi guys! check out where I'm staying with @skullbuilt.bsky.social because it's still blowing my mind
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jack from online @talking.dog · 16/07/2026
Bob Labubu
An especially cursed looking labubu with a baseball uniform, having just caught a fly ball
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jack from online @talking.dog · 14/07/2026
almost done with this and it's the second best romance about a spaceship available to witness. it's also very effective horror and a genuinely fun and interesting love letter to classic scifi (it is mostly these things rather than a romance but there is a romance and a good one)
Colorful cover of a book called Of Monsters and Mainframes by Barbara Truelove
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jack from online @talking.dog · 13/07/2026
fml my flight turned into a daycamp
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jack from online @talking.dog · 12/07/2026
I also killed this guy i think
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jack from online @talking.dog · 12/07/2026
I got advertised one of those AI story things and I downloaded it thinking it was just prewritten stuff and then fucked around a bit anyway I did actually get successfully roasted by an AI gf. NPC with a confidence bug is pretty good
AI character saying "Cheap AI? You walk in here looking like an NPC with a confidence bug and think that's a personality?"
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