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TalesofTheSide

@talesoftheside.bsky.social
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'Grammatically correct, spiritually painful.' -- bestie ♥ My pronouns are hot/potato. 🇧🇪 //🐻 // SIDE

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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jocktober and locktober are nice and all but who is celebrating hairyuncutcocktober?
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tits out on Tuesday
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Skill Levels: cooking: Amateur whistle: Wet draw: Rudimentary paint: Abstract swim: Drowned English: Eloquent dance: Spasmic sing: Pretty (bad breath control though) drive: Accident gifting: Love Language write: Acerbic guitar: Atonal speaking: Loquacious
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thirty sets (spread over eight machines) in a single session might be too many.
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Daydreaming about my boyfriend between gym sets, and this youtube mix playlist I'm vaguely listening to gives me IT'S A SIN???
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And He Woketh Up On Rest Day, Weighing 80 Kgs...
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Otter - Bear Purgatory attained. #fursday
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The duality of "I ate"
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Come cuddle
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the murder weapon is "glint in the gym crush's eye" and the victim is "my knees and dignity."
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The weight loss in my face has been INSANE omg.
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
More and more young guys are keeping their bush, and it's been soothing my soul tbh.
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These are My 9 Games :) #My9Games
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Titwit.
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bonk.
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
is she pretty yet? #TwoPointMuseum
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
✨I was the gi i irl that got lost Now i'm ready to be found yeah ✨ Oh whooooaaaa -- Charlotte Perrelli
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hyperintelligent eggheads realizing that yoghurt is great for gut health by studying piles of rocks. #MasterOfOrion2
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Banging stone fruit salad!
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Classic Traitors Moment
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Won my first conquest victory in Master of Orion 2, ty so much Sillicoids. #MasterOfOrion2 (average difficulty, huge starmap, sillicoids)
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bear Day at the gay sauna in Eindhoven was a fever dream 😍😍😍😍
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thought about cuddles when i took this x
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Woke up on a Fursday morning, feeling just fiiiine.
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tits for Tuesday
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Why are most of the participants in the "Uncut Cock" Scruff moment series circimcised/pulling their foreskin back? Do you not onderstand how this fetish works?
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ya feelin' cuddly, punk?
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This old V-neck exposes my hairy chest AND shoulders 🙊🐻
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Muscle Mondays...x (weighing a solid 82 kg now btw)
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Caught in the act of taking selfies.
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Firm Calf Friday
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Sometimes i'm a hiker bitch...x
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Tuesday is Arm Day, because guess what? It's ~Mardi Bras~
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Il y a toujours un "fort" dans "effort".
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My brain after speaking broken french all afternoon: youtu.be/JBqhhT-qUXg?...
youtu.be
Sash! - Encore Une Fois (Top of the Pops, 28 02 1997)
YouTube video by ClipClub
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Also here's my face while lying on said beach...x
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A French twunk spoke the words "t'es tres joli ;)" at me three times when we met on the nude beach. Its done more to my self-esteem than i thought.
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Moving through train stations with a sense of urgency should be made compulsory for everyone. Don't slowly trundle through the chokepoints, some of us have connections to make!!!
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Am i strong now?👉👈
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A very happy Pubesday to you as well!!
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Grrrrrrawrrrr
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
In a happy state
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm tough!
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Imagine going to the gym in 25+ degree weather and then NOT taking a shower. 🤢
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I love being his passenger princess. 👸🏼
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Silly man in silly socks
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I feel well
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Warm Vruchtengebak™
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TalesofTheSide @talesoftheside.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A hot straight middle eastern/latino looking dude had his uncut cock out in the locker room for a full two minutes tonight. I'm celebrating this beautiful moment by baking a fruity cake.
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