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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

are the dehydrated vegetables that come w instant ramen more or less vegetable than French fries?

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

my social media feed is like 50% AI and 50% heartfelt tedoo ads

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

which algorithm flunked robot school to bring me ads for restaurants in states i don't live in honeybee i am not flying to hawaii for dim sum or maine for spaghetti get fucking real

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

ok who was actually told not to slurp noodles though is this one of those shared trauma things (like catholicism) that i was spared from

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

can't believe my parents used to be able to snoop on any conversation i was having on the house phone and yet here i am living through unprecedented times and everyone has their own private cell phone. frankly hellish.

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

i high key appreciate ppl who take calls on speakerphone like i do want the whole context for this lil tea party

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

wait so if i add caffeine to the water it becomes like the opposite of water how come 💀 (caffeine hangover after forgetting to drink actual water for three days)

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

unlike garlic, there is such a thing as "too much" when it comes to lemon juice

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

shoutout to all the baddies who q tipped too close to the sun 😩

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

anyone who believes misfit market's claims of ugly produce being wasted has clearly never subscribed to hello fresh 😔

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 11/08/2025

"under-$300 fashions" what does that even MEAN who is paying OVER $300 have they started making polyester out of EGGS

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

how do we decide what can and cannot go on salad? what is truly salad taboo?

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

like my cat, i also have places i cannot reach to care for myself, and rely on the kindness of others to make my life bearable -- me, finding a crusty spot behind pompom's ear where she must have run headfirst into her wet food

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

my favorite Chinese saying/insult is "a blind cat running into a dead mouse." which I've always taken to mean "you can take no credit for your success, only by the supreme mercy of mere chance have you been granted this most unlikely of good outcomes."

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

and she will come to you dressed in sunlight, green shadows dappled gold, bearing the promise of a new spring, and also a leek and potato soup --how my fantasy doordash notifications would read

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

so disappointed that someone else thought of "tequila mockingbird" before i did

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

if u told me an essential part of pickleball was the ceremonial eating of a pickle, i would maybe give it a shot.

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

me, dumping marinara on my leftover carbonara: yknow what maybe carbonara ISN'T my favorite dish???

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

interrupting your doomscrolling today to tell you that i love my girlfriend a stupid, maybe irresponsible amount

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

have reconciled myself w the fact that my veggie garden is, in fact, a salad bar for the resident wild rabbits and not, as i previously supposed, for me. wow, I'm doing such a great job feeding the local wildlife!

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

the older i get the more i am considering getting married at a chuck e cheese, where a kid can be a kid

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

peanut butter was, by even the most conservative standards, invented over 50 years before Mary Poppins sang A Spoonful of Sugar. which is to say i COULD HAVE BEEN SAVED from prozac burps AND YET

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

know that my silence is a sign that i am out in the sun at last 💖

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

sometimes for dinner i just microwave all the leftovers together in a bowl of what i like to call "well, it's definitely food."

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

i just ordered a perfume sampler. that should fix the economy.

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

ringpops are an instrument of the oppressive capitalist police state. I'm sorry. enjoy responsibly i guess.

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

why am i giving relationship advice on reddit who gave me this power "and here's how you juggle lit torches" -- while standing in front of a flaming honda civic

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

i didn't know coffee could be spicy will i ever sleep again? -- the only coherent thoughts i can currently form

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

dragonfruit is not a flavor * goes back to bed *

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

i am simply too sweet and too stupid for this world

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

* other ppl vagueposting * me: oof yikes therapy * me vagueposting * me: wow, so powerful

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

made a nurse laugh this morning. hope i get into heaven.

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

this feels like a magical girl transformation except i am transforming from a sweet loving potato into queen fucking metallia let's go

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

i would much rather be hated for my actual bad qualities (indecisive, unable to take responsibility, sleepy) than for like, being clingy, which is a FEATURE thank you very much. you don't need an airtag to keep track of me! how great is that???

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

it's actually because my rat brain has discovered a fun new secret and is turning it around in its paws like a peanut butter cracker sandwich ✨unhealed libruuuhhh✨

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

why do i feel amazing today? is it because i ate yogurt? is it because i saw the sun??? what is life and why

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

less than an hour of sunlight exposure and I've already forgotten who i am

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

I'm definitely too drunk to duolingo rn but i can't let my streak die this owl got me on a fuckin leash

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

"what is happening" you might be thinking nothing is happening. i continue to exist. it is unbearable.

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

i would like to come back, however briefly, as a cheeseburger. i feel like a cheeseburger has limited uses. don't gotta use your imagination

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

if they named a sherwin williams color after me it would be something stupid like "the reluctant continuation of questionable life choices" but it would realistically just be like two clicks northeast of black

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

aggressively substituting all my real feelings with tins of sardines, which will be worth so much after the borders collapse. immense value.

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

i paid too much for bougie no-preservatives bread and now I'm trying to decide if it was secretly sourdough all along or if it's started uhhh fermenting 🍞🧪

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

there is no amount of chocolate that can sweeten my unmitigable hatred for the cavendish banana 🍌😾

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

me eating digestives with my morning mocha: mmhmm yes this is a ✨ health food✨ certainly💕

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

was anyone else absolutely obsessed with Saturn as a kid? the rings! the ice! the moons! 🪐💕💕

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

v satisfying when I'm wallowing in my feels and it starts to absolutely storm outside. like yeah weather, get in on this shit.

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Talented Asian Girlfriend @talentedasiangf.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

me: * makes salad for dinner like a responsible adult * -- one hour passes -- ramen: well well well, look who's come crawling back 🧐

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